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The earth is crying
0 reviewsMom's sons make me mad when they get tonkotsu ramen removed off a menu so i challenge them to a battle to get the ramen back (slash fic; Shunsuke (me) + Fry-A + Fry-1 + 5 Fry clones + Bender)
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[2012]
Loving me is like chewing on pearls
Shunsuke is sad ‘cause he’s time-traveling around the time when his previous boyfriend broke up with him.
Even though being lonely is heart-breaking
In the end it’s just a desperate excuse
Guys are so hard to trust.
I'm better off alone anyway
He walks along a street on a sunny day. He thinks to himself “What the hell?” as he sees his ex walking in front of him. He has no idea Shunsuke is walking behind him. Shunsuke crosses a street. A car screeches & avoids hitting Shunsuke. The ex turns around but Shunsuke isn’t behind him. He looks towards the street on his right & sees Shunsuke sitting in the front passenger seat of a car with the door open. He turns towards a building on his left & sees televisions showing Shunsuke on a sidewalk near buildings & a street. He looks up at a building’s window & sees Shunsuke.
This guilt trip that you put me on won't
Mess me up I've done no wrong
Any thoughts of you and me have gone away
Shunsuke is at a mansion. He’s pretending to be his ex’s newest boyfriend. He learned his ex is gonna die from natural causes. He gets up from the couch he’s sitting on with his ex & secretly prepares a drink. He pours white powder given to him by his ex into a cup with strawberry soda & ice. His ex told him the powder is exotic sugar for him to try during lunch but Shunsuke knows it’s something else so he gives the drink to his ex. The drink causes his ex to overdose & die. The white powder was cocaine.
Shunsuke calls 911 to turn himself in even though he didn’t intentionally kill his ex. He wants to know what Fry went through. He says “I just killed my boyfriend.” & hangs up. Shunsuke is caught & placed in a police car. He’s given his jail outfit. (Refer to Fry’s prisoner outfit in Futurama Comics #56) He’s now prisoner #1904. He’s placed in a jail cell made with poles full of white light. Shunsuke wears the prison outfit for less than an hour before he’s released & compensated due to being wrongfully accused.
[Future]
Shunsuke & his lovers are sitting at a table in a fast food place. Shunsuke looks out a window. He sees a boy that looks exactly like Fry walking away from the restaurant. He stands up & says “What the hell?” He rushes to the window. His lovers follow him. Bender asks “Shunsuke, why did you suddenly - ?” Shunsuke says “It’s nothing ... ” He’s confused. He hears a man’s voice saying “Wake up!”
Awakened while I was asleep in the woods by Mark Bolan
Shunsuke asks “Are you Mark Bolan?” Mark says “Yes. After my death, I now help others in need.” Shunsuke says “Thank you for waking me up!” Mark says “No problem.” & walks away. The date is December 31, 2999. Shunsuke arrives at Applied Cryogenics in New New York. Philip J. Fry is unfrozen.
I love you even though I try to resist
I love you more than my previous boyfriend
The plain & simple romance story between Shunsuke & Fry begins.
Oh Wow
Shake it up! Silently KISS me
Shake it up! Silently make me at ease
Shake it up! Silently protect me
It’s okay if you act cool
Oh Wow
Check it out! Let’s sincerely love
Check it out! Let’s sincerely talk
Check it out! Let’s sincerely hug
Don’t waste your adolescence
Oh Wow Chance!
Everything Shunsuke dreamt about comes true. Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1 get married. He lives with Bender-A. He meets Trenton. Trenton & Leela get married. Hailey & Bender-A get married. Sayumi & Bender-1 get married. Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1 move into their estate. They marry the robot that plays Bender on tv.
Confused Shunsuke says “WHA ~ ?” while he’s at a café with his lovers. “No tonkotsu? What’s going on?!” A girl staff member says “I’m sorry. We’re sold out today.” Shunsuke whines “But it’s never happened before!” The staff member points to a table & says “It’s because of those boys.” Mom’s sons are at a table with 57 empty red bowls. Shunsuke is shocked. Walt asks his brothers “Is it good?” They say “So good ~ !” Shunsuke’s lovers are watching them at another table. Bender says “Those boys can really pack it away.” Fry-A says “Unbelievable.” Fry-1 looks at Shunsuke. He sees his face turn from shocked to angry. His other lovers look at him too. Bender says “Why do I have a feeling that I’m about to be caught up in more troublesome stuff ...”
FUTURAMA
Love calculator
Shunsuke angrily walks up to Mom’s sons (the Gluttony boys) & shouts “Walt!” He whines “It’s your fault that Shunsuke’s tonkotsu is sold out!” Walt says “I guess you were too slow. Ramen’s really popular lately, isn’t it?” Walt takes another sip & says “Ah. You see? My brothers are enjoying it too.” Shunsuke says “But you’re the one eating the most, aren’t you?!” Walt says “Shut your mouth!” Shunsuke whines “How can you just ignore me & eat? You should be listening to me!” Larry says “No way!” Igner says “Eating time is for eating!” Walt mockingly says “I guess you’ll just have to order something else ~ .” Shunsuke’s face gets angry. He says “I’ll remember this!” & storms off.
[The next day]
Shunsuke thinks to himself while at the café on a sunny day “It’s only 10:00. Mom’s sons won’t be able to beat me to it this time.” He places change into a machine & presses the “tonkotsu” option. Shunsuke excitingly says “Lunch lady! Tonkotsu ramen please!” She says “Oh, I’m sorry.” Shunsuke looks confused. “We’re sold out today too.” Shunsuke looks towards the tables & gasps as he sees Mom’s sons finishing off their meals. He’s shocked. They say “All done ~ !” Shunsuke says “They did it again?!”
Shunsuke lies on 1 of the couches in the living room at home & says “I’m starving ...” Bender asks “Can’t you just wish for ramen?” Shunsuke sighs & says “It’s not the same. I wanna earn it.” Shunsuke thinks to himself “I’m never gonna beat them to it, am I?”
I’ll stop feeling sorry for myself
Mom’s sons are walking down the street. Walt asks “The tonkotsu ramen was delicious, wasn’t it?” Larry & Igner say “Delicious! So yummy!” Shunsuke approaches them & shouts “WALT ~ ! Fight me! You may be able to beat me when it comes to food & wedgies but Shunsuke can win this fight!” Shunsuke points to Walt & says “I challenge you!” Larry & Igner whisper to each other. Walt says “Sounds good! Bring it!” Shunsuke says “Okay! The stakes are tonkotsu ramen ...” Igner falls to the floor & says “It hurts! It hurts!” Larry says “Walt! Trouble! Something’s wrong with Igner!” Walt worriedly asks “What’s wrong? Was it something you ate?” Igner says “I don’t know if it was something I ate but it hurts!” Walt says “Alright! Let’s get you to a doctor’s office.” He turns to Shunsuke & says “Sorry but I have to look after him. I’ll have to face you later.” They walk away. Shunsuke thinks to himself “Gluttony boys ... I’ll definitely see you defeated!”
Walt’s face shows shock. “You were faking?” he asks. “Why were you faking?” Ashamed Larry & Igner look down. Larry says “Because he’s magic, he might be stronger than you.” Igner says “We were covering for you. We’re just helping!” Walt says “Don’t even do something like that again! You know, I really hate underhanded tactics. What do you say?” His brothers say “OK.” Walt thinks of an idea. “Ah! I got it.” he says. “That plan of ours should be put underway. Got it?” His brothers say “Of course.” Walt says “No-one can defeat me. No-one.”
Shunsuke freaks out when he’s at the café & can’t find tonkotsu on the menu. “Not here! It’s not here! It’s not here! The tonkotsu ramen’s not here! Lunch lady, what’s going on?!” She says “I’m sorry but the tonkotsu ramen has been discontinued.” Shunsuke is shocked. He says “Discontinued?! This can’t be ...” She says “Because of this!” She shows him a poster titled “A tour of the ramen of the 47 prefectures.” “Ramen tour?” he asks. She says “We’ve stopped all of our regular ramen menus. We’ll use this to expose people to new types of ramen. It was Walt’s idea.” Shunsuke says “Mom’s sons ...” She says “He came up with the idea all by himself. Nice of him, wasn’t it?” Shunsuke gets really angry. “This is unforgivable!” he shouts & runs away to find them. He finds them sitting on a green blanket in the park. “Walt!” he angrily shouts. “Why the hell did you get tonkotsu ramen removed from the menu? Bring it back now!” Shunsuke’s lovers are watching him on the left. Fry-1 says “Tonkotsu’s gone? No wonder he’s so mad ...” Walt says “Not possible. My brothers & I are taking the ramen tour. It’s always been a plan of mine.” Larry says “Me too!” Igner says “Me too!” They both say “We wanna tour!” Larry says “Getting rid of tonkotsu ramen is fine.” Igner says “It’s fine!” Shunsuke says “Shut up! Walt! Fight me! There’s no way I can forgive you for this! If I win, bring back the tonkotsu!” Mom’s sons stand up. Walt says “I understand. Bring it on!” His brothers say “On!” Shunsuke says “Okay.” Walt says “How fun. How about a campus race?” Shunsuke asks “Campus race?” Walt says “A race using the nearby college. The roof is the starting point. The goal is the lunchroom. You can use any route. You can use any way to get around. No matter how you go, the first one to reach the lunchroom is the winner. How about it?” Mom’s sons got the upper hand. Shunsuke says “I know you’ve got the advantage but I can’t run from this. My lovers wouldn’t. Okay! I accept your challenge. Whoever loses gets punished though!” Walt says “As always, Shunsuke ...” Thunder is heard. Blue lightning bolts appear between their stare-down.
They’re now on the roof. Bender, Trenton, & Walt’s brothers are also on the roof. Shunsuke & Walt approach the start line. The referee girl says “On your mark. Get set! GO-ing to be a good race!” Shunsuke & Walt walk back to the start line. She says “GO!” The race begins.
While in a hallway, Walt throws Shunsuke backwards. Shunsuke pushes him away as he catches up & runs past him. Walt throws him backwards. Walt runs downstairs while Shunsuke runs the quickest route. Bender & Trenton are following Shunsuke. Confused Trenton asks “Why?” Bender says “That stairway’s leading the wrong way!” Shunsuke thinks to himself as he runs through a hallway “Why did Walt take that stairway? Heading this way will get me to the main building in no time.” Shunsuke screams “Aaaah!” & covers his face with his forearms. He accidentally runs into the cleaning lady. They both fall to the floor. Shunsuke says “Ow ...” as he tries to get up after stumbling onto his left side. She says “Hey! Be more careful next time!” as she walks away with her bucket & cleaning supplies. Shunsuke says “Sorry.” Bender & Trenton run to Shunsuke. “Shunsuke! Are you okay?” Trenton worriedly asks. Shunsuke rubs the upper part of his left forearm & says “I’ll be fine.” Walt knew a collision was possible. Shunsuke gets up & runs. Bender says to Trenton “This is bad. That really slowed him down.” Trenton says “That might have turned the whole competition around.”
On another part of the campus, Fry-A & Fry-1 are waiting for Shunsuke. They’re at a table with fruit.
Shunsuke’s not here yet ~
Okay! Let’s cheer!
Fry-A & Fry-1 say “L-O-V-E! Lovely Shunsuke ~ ! Shunsuke, we love you!” They place their left hands over their mouths & blow a kiss. They say “Kyaa ~ ! I’m so embarrassed!” Fry-1 says “Okay!” & pour a drink from a blender into a glass cup together. Fry-A says “This drink here ...” They finish pouring. “... will give you lots of power, Shunsuke!” Fry-A’s cell phone rings. “Hello? What happened?” he asks. Bender worriedly says “He got knocked down. We’re still in the outer building.” Fry-A says “Really?” He puts away his phone. Fry-1 says “Will he be okay ...”
[Screen: Pan out to show Walt in front of the table]
Walt picks up the glass cup & says “Okay! Don’t mind if I do!” Fry-A says “Eh? We made that for Shunsuke ...” Walt puts down the cup & says “Thanks for that!” Fry-1 says “It wasn’t for you!” Walt picks up a red apple & says “I’ll be taking this as well ...” Walt runs away while Fry-A & Fry-1 chase him. Fry-A says “Wait! You can’t have that one either!” Walt runs downstairs while they watch him escape. Fry-1 says “Damn it!” They return to the table. They gasp from shock. Fry-A says “Hey, what the hell are you doing?!” Larry & Igner are eating & drinking the food & drinks they brought. They say “It’s yummy ~ !” They angrily walk towards them. Fry-1 says “Give it back! It’s not for you!”
Walt is ahead of Shunsuke. Fry-A says “Shunsuke! He’s already passed this way!” Fry-1 says “Hurry! At this rate, it’s looking bad!” Shunsuke thinks to himself “He’s right. At this rate, I’ll lose!” Shunsuke gets an idea. He nods his head & runs upstairs. Fry-A says “Shunsuke, that’s the wrong way!”
Walt walks into the lunchroom. Walt’s brothers & students cheer & clap for him. Walt starts walking down stairs to reach the finish line. Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender, & Trenton angrily look at Walt. Walt smiles & continues to walk down the stairs. He reaches the ground & high-fives his brothers. He hears something outside. He turns around & is shocked to see Shunsuke Tarzan-swinging past him. Shunsuke smiles & waves at Walt with his right hand as he swings by. Bender looks out the window. “That’s ...” He has a flashback.
He remembers the 1st day he met Shunsuke. He swung into the building where they met through an open window. He rolls across the floor once & gets up.
Bender says “From before was practice for this!” Shunsuke is now ahead of Walt. Shunsuke crosses the finish line & wins the race. Walt falls to the floor. He’s on his knees. People clap for Shunsuke. Fry-A & Fry-1 happily say “You did it, Shunsuke ~ !” Trenton happily says “Congratulations!” Shunsuke approaches Walt. “You can use any way to get around ... that wasn’t against the rules, right?” The referee girl says “This battle is Shunsuke’s victory!”
Sine! Cosine! Mentaiko!
Walt says “Shunsuke ...” He gets up. “I lost this one ... fair & square.” Shunsuke asks “Then why’d you use that dirty trick?” Confused Walt asks “What trick?” Shunsuke takes off his left shoe. He says “You cut my shoelaces. You’re lucky I can fix them.” Bender says “That’s what was slowing you down.” Shunsuke fixes his shoelaces & puts his shoe back on. Walt says “Stop accusing me! I would never do that!” Walt realizes something. “It can’t be ...” he says. He turns around & sees his brothers looking ashamed. Walt says “You guys ...” Larry says “We’re sorry.” Igner says “We decided to do it but ...” Walt approaches them & angrily says “You did it because you didn’t believe I could win?!” He slaps both of them hard across the face, making them fall. They hold their faces. Shunsuke approaches the Gluttony boys. He looks at Walt then places his right hand on his left shoulder. Walt looks at him. Shunsuke says “You should forgive them.” He lowers his arm back to his side. Walt looks at his brothers. Shunsuke says “They did it all for you.” Larry sadly says “We’re really sorry! We just wanted you to win!” Igner sadly says “We were just looking after you! We wanted to go on the ramen tour together!” They both sadly say “Tour together!” Walt says “It’s okay ... I forgive you. You being here for me makes me truly happy!” The brothers have a group hug & cry. Walt says emotionally “You guys! Thank you! Thank you!” Bender says “What’s going on? I should be pissed off but I feel like crying!” Shunsuke approaches Walt & places his right hand on his left shoulder. Shunsuke mockingly says “But ... time for your punishment!”
Shunsuke & his lovers are sleeping at home in their bedroom. Shusnuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1 are wearing their pale light grayish cerulean pajamas. Bender carefully picks up Shunsuke & takes him to another part of the estate. He places Shunsuke on a chair & wakes him up. Bender says “Wake up, Shunsuke! A dream woke me up.” Shunsuke’s devil horn headband appears & he awakens. He knows why Bender woke him up. Shunsuke says “Can you please take me to the nearby diner? I think you’ll enjoy the trip.” Bender says “What the hell? OK.”
Loving me is like straightening curls
Shunsuke is wearing his brilliant cornflower blue pants, white shirt, white socks with pink stripe & light gray lines around the heel/toes, crimsonish black shoes with light gray laces & amberish gray soles, & brilliant crimson jacket. He wears the same outfit almost every day now. Shunsuke & Bender arrive at the diner. They walk into the food preparation room. Bender asks “What are we doing here, Shunsuke?” Shunsuke says “I control life & death now. I made both of us temporarily invisible. All of the customers here are gonna die so it’s my job to send their souls to the right place. Wanna help?” Bender says “OK.” A girl convinces her friend to kill her selfish boyfriend. The girl that convinced her friend to murder her boyfriend pours blue liquid poison into maple syrup.
COOK ’n’ KILL RECIPES
1 oz. Rat PoiSon
½ oz. Meta-cyanide
½ oz. Fex-M3
1 cup Tiberium
Shake and Stir
GOOD LUCK!
The girl doesn’t realize that the poison spread to the other customers’ meals. She serve the meals to the customers.
[Lady Gaga - “Telephone ft. Beyoncé” plays]
Ein ... Zwei ... Drei! (One ... • Two ... • Three!)
All the customers are killed by the meals. Shunsuke sends the deceased’s souls TO THEIR HEAVEN. The 2 girls leave in their escape truck. Shunsuke & Bender perform the choreography from the diner scenes in “Telephone” They’re like Lady Gaga & Beyoncé. Bender likes Shunsuke’s passion for music.
STOP CALLIN’
STOP CALLIN’
I DON’T WANNA THINK ANYMORE
I GOT MY HEAD AND MY HEART ON THE DANCEFLOOR
STOP CALLIN’
STOP CALLIN’
I DON’T WANNA TALK ANYMORE
I GOT MY HEAD AND MY HEART ON THE DANCEFLOOR
E E E E E E E E E E E
STOP TELEPHONIN’ ME E E E E E E E E E E
I’M BUSY
E E E E E E E E E E E
STOP TELEPHONIN’ ME E E E E E E E E E E
Shunsuke makes himself & Bender visible again after they leave when police & paramedics rush to the scene. A news reporter broadcasts both of the girls’ photos. They’re eventually captured & brought to justice.
Shunsuke & Bender are at a bar. They drink beer together. Bender picks Shunsuke up & carries him to a room upstairs so they can get privacy during sexy time. Shunsuke & Bender return home in the early morning.
Oh Wow
Shake it up! Smile and forgive everything
Shake it up! Smile and become honest
Shake it up! Smile and advance to tomorrow
It’s okay if you do it your own way
Oh Wow
Check it out! Let’s be completely successful
Check it out! Let’s love completely
Check it out! Let’s accept it completely
This isn’t a love that can’t be transmitted
Oh Wow Chance!
Shunsuke & his band release their 1st mini album. The theme is live performances in the studio. Their music gets really popular. Their music genre is rock-n-roll/Rock and Roll, Brit-pop-styled epic hard rock power ballad, pop, & rock.
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Harmony: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Guitar: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Guitars: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Programmed percussion: B.R. McKay-A
Programmed percussion: B.R. McKay-1
Programming: Hubert J. Farnsworth
Synthesizer: Hermes Conrad
Background vocals: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Guitars: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Mellotron & chamberlin: Hermes Conrad
Singing bowls: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Harmony: Amy Wong-A, Turanga Leela-A, Amy Wong-1, & Turanga Leela-1
Guitar: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Guitars: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Analog synthesizer software: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Synthesizer: Hubert J. Farnsworth
Organ: Hermes Conrad
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Guitar: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Keyboard: Hermes Conrad
Programming & programmed percussion: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Guitar: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Mellotron & chamberlin: Hermes Conrad
Programming & programmed percussion: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Shunsuke is sad while lying down on a couch in the living room at home. Bender asks “What’s wrong, Shunsuke?” Shunsuke says “There’s something I have to find out.” Shunsuke & his lovers travel to a river in the woods. They look in a river & find 2 happy salmon that resemble him & Fry cuddling. Shunsuke & his lovers travel to a beach. They find 2 happy elephant seals that resemble him & Fry sleeping together. Shunsuke & his lovers travel to the Galápagos Islands & find 2 happy finches that resemble him & Fry close together in their nest. Shunsuke is happy. In an instant, Shunsuke & his lovers are at home. Shunsuke smiles as he hugs & kisses his lovers.
Fry-A, Fry-1, & Bender are at work with Shunsuke. They secretly talk to the Professor while Shunsuke is distracted. Fry-A asks “Can we borrow the universe transportation remote again?” Farnsworth asks “What for?” Fry-1 says “We wanna save all the Fry clones from a story Trenton wrote & turn them good.” Farnsworth says “OK.” & gives them the remote. They use the remote while Shunsuke is asleep to save the clones. They safely return home with the 5 clones. Shunsuke wakes up & sees the Fry clones & his other lovers watching him. They’re smiling. Fry-A, Fry-1, & Bender say “Surprise ~ !” Fry-1 says “We saved the clones from Trenton’s story & brought them here so we can hang out. We turned them good.” Shunsuke says “Cool.”
The clones get married to Shunsuke & Bender. The 9 lovers chill out in their bedroom. Shunsuke is wearing his light gray briefs with light arctic bluish gray waistband. He cuddles with his lovers on his re-sized bed. The bed is now large enough to accommodate 9 lovers.
Loving me is like chewing on pearls
Shunsuke is sad ‘cause he’s time-traveling around the time when his previous boyfriend broke up with him.
Even though being lonely is heart-breaking
In the end it’s just a desperate excuse
Guys are so hard to trust.
I'm better off alone anyway
He walks along a street on a sunny day. He thinks to himself “What the hell?” as he sees his ex walking in front of him. He has no idea Shunsuke is walking behind him. Shunsuke crosses a street. A car screeches & avoids hitting Shunsuke. The ex turns around but Shunsuke isn’t behind him. He looks towards the street on his right & sees Shunsuke sitting in the front passenger seat of a car with the door open. He turns towards a building on his left & sees televisions showing Shunsuke on a sidewalk near buildings & a street. He looks up at a building’s window & sees Shunsuke.
This guilt trip that you put me on won't
Mess me up I've done no wrong
Any thoughts of you and me have gone away
Shunsuke is at a mansion. He’s pretending to be his ex’s newest boyfriend. He learned his ex is gonna die from natural causes. He gets up from the couch he’s sitting on with his ex & secretly prepares a drink. He pours white powder given to him by his ex into a cup with strawberry soda & ice. His ex told him the powder is exotic sugar for him to try during lunch but Shunsuke knows it’s something else so he gives the drink to his ex. The drink causes his ex to overdose & die. The white powder was cocaine.
Shunsuke calls 911 to turn himself in even though he didn’t intentionally kill his ex. He wants to know what Fry went through. He says “I just killed my boyfriend.” & hangs up. Shunsuke is caught & placed in a police car. He’s given his jail outfit. (Refer to Fry’s prisoner outfit in Futurama Comics #56) He’s now prisoner #1904. He’s placed in a jail cell made with poles full of white light. Shunsuke wears the prison outfit for less than an hour before he’s released & compensated due to being wrongfully accused.
[Future]
Shunsuke & his lovers are sitting at a table in a fast food place. Shunsuke looks out a window. He sees a boy that looks exactly like Fry walking away from the restaurant. He stands up & says “What the hell?” He rushes to the window. His lovers follow him. Bender asks “Shunsuke, why did you suddenly - ?” Shunsuke says “It’s nothing ... ” He’s confused. He hears a man’s voice saying “Wake up!”
Awakened while I was asleep in the woods by Mark Bolan
Shunsuke asks “Are you Mark Bolan?” Mark says “Yes. After my death, I now help others in need.” Shunsuke says “Thank you for waking me up!” Mark says “No problem.” & walks away. The date is December 31, 2999. Shunsuke arrives at Applied Cryogenics in New New York. Philip J. Fry is unfrozen.
I love you even though I try to resist
I love you more than my previous boyfriend
The plain & simple romance story between Shunsuke & Fry begins.
Oh Wow
Shake it up! Silently KISS me
Shake it up! Silently make me at ease
Shake it up! Silently protect me
It’s okay if you act cool
Oh Wow
Check it out! Let’s sincerely love
Check it out! Let’s sincerely talk
Check it out! Let’s sincerely hug
Don’t waste your adolescence
Oh Wow Chance!
Everything Shunsuke dreamt about comes true. Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1 get married. He lives with Bender-A. He meets Trenton. Trenton & Leela get married. Hailey & Bender-A get married. Sayumi & Bender-1 get married. Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1 move into their estate. They marry the robot that plays Bender on tv.
Confused Shunsuke says “WHA ~ ?” while he’s at a café with his lovers. “No tonkotsu? What’s going on?!” A girl staff member says “I’m sorry. We’re sold out today.” Shunsuke whines “But it’s never happened before!” The staff member points to a table & says “It’s because of those boys.” Mom’s sons are at a table with 57 empty red bowls. Shunsuke is shocked. Walt asks his brothers “Is it good?” They say “So good ~ !” Shunsuke’s lovers are watching them at another table. Bender says “Those boys can really pack it away.” Fry-A says “Unbelievable.” Fry-1 looks at Shunsuke. He sees his face turn from shocked to angry. His other lovers look at him too. Bender says “Why do I have a feeling that I’m about to be caught up in more troublesome stuff ...”
FUTURAMA
Love calculator
Shunsuke angrily walks up to Mom’s sons (the Gluttony boys) & shouts “Walt!” He whines “It’s your fault that Shunsuke’s tonkotsu is sold out!” Walt says “I guess you were too slow. Ramen’s really popular lately, isn’t it?” Walt takes another sip & says “Ah. You see? My brothers are enjoying it too.” Shunsuke says “But you’re the one eating the most, aren’t you?!” Walt says “Shut your mouth!” Shunsuke whines “How can you just ignore me & eat? You should be listening to me!” Larry says “No way!” Igner says “Eating time is for eating!” Walt mockingly says “I guess you’ll just have to order something else ~ .” Shunsuke’s face gets angry. He says “I’ll remember this!” & storms off.
[The next day]
Shunsuke thinks to himself while at the café on a sunny day “It’s only 10:00. Mom’s sons won’t be able to beat me to it this time.” He places change into a machine & presses the “tonkotsu” option. Shunsuke excitingly says “Lunch lady! Tonkotsu ramen please!” She says “Oh, I’m sorry.” Shunsuke looks confused. “We’re sold out today too.” Shunsuke looks towards the tables & gasps as he sees Mom’s sons finishing off their meals. He’s shocked. They say “All done ~ !” Shunsuke says “They did it again?!”
Shunsuke lies on 1 of the couches in the living room at home & says “I’m starving ...” Bender asks “Can’t you just wish for ramen?” Shunsuke sighs & says “It’s not the same. I wanna earn it.” Shunsuke thinks to himself “I’m never gonna beat them to it, am I?”
I’ll stop feeling sorry for myself
Mom’s sons are walking down the street. Walt asks “The tonkotsu ramen was delicious, wasn’t it?” Larry & Igner say “Delicious! So yummy!” Shunsuke approaches them & shouts “WALT ~ ! Fight me! You may be able to beat me when it comes to food & wedgies but Shunsuke can win this fight!” Shunsuke points to Walt & says “I challenge you!” Larry & Igner whisper to each other. Walt says “Sounds good! Bring it!” Shunsuke says “Okay! The stakes are tonkotsu ramen ...” Igner falls to the floor & says “It hurts! It hurts!” Larry says “Walt! Trouble! Something’s wrong with Igner!” Walt worriedly asks “What’s wrong? Was it something you ate?” Igner says “I don’t know if it was something I ate but it hurts!” Walt says “Alright! Let’s get you to a doctor’s office.” He turns to Shunsuke & says “Sorry but I have to look after him. I’ll have to face you later.” They walk away. Shunsuke thinks to himself “Gluttony boys ... I’ll definitely see you defeated!”
Walt’s face shows shock. “You were faking?” he asks. “Why were you faking?” Ashamed Larry & Igner look down. Larry says “Because he’s magic, he might be stronger than you.” Igner says “We were covering for you. We’re just helping!” Walt says “Don’t even do something like that again! You know, I really hate underhanded tactics. What do you say?” His brothers say “OK.” Walt thinks of an idea. “Ah! I got it.” he says. “That plan of ours should be put underway. Got it?” His brothers say “Of course.” Walt says “No-one can defeat me. No-one.”
Shunsuke freaks out when he’s at the café & can’t find tonkotsu on the menu. “Not here! It’s not here! It’s not here! The tonkotsu ramen’s not here! Lunch lady, what’s going on?!” She says “I’m sorry but the tonkotsu ramen has been discontinued.” Shunsuke is shocked. He says “Discontinued?! This can’t be ...” She says “Because of this!” She shows him a poster titled “A tour of the ramen of the 47 prefectures.” “Ramen tour?” he asks. She says “We’ve stopped all of our regular ramen menus. We’ll use this to expose people to new types of ramen. It was Walt’s idea.” Shunsuke says “Mom’s sons ...” She says “He came up with the idea all by himself. Nice of him, wasn’t it?” Shunsuke gets really angry. “This is unforgivable!” he shouts & runs away to find them. He finds them sitting on a green blanket in the park. “Walt!” he angrily shouts. “Why the hell did you get tonkotsu ramen removed from the menu? Bring it back now!” Shunsuke’s lovers are watching him on the left. Fry-1 says “Tonkotsu’s gone? No wonder he’s so mad ...” Walt says “Not possible. My brothers & I are taking the ramen tour. It’s always been a plan of mine.” Larry says “Me too!” Igner says “Me too!” They both say “We wanna tour!” Larry says “Getting rid of tonkotsu ramen is fine.” Igner says “It’s fine!” Shunsuke says “Shut up! Walt! Fight me! There’s no way I can forgive you for this! If I win, bring back the tonkotsu!” Mom’s sons stand up. Walt says “I understand. Bring it on!” His brothers say “On!” Shunsuke says “Okay.” Walt says “How fun. How about a campus race?” Shunsuke asks “Campus race?” Walt says “A race using the nearby college. The roof is the starting point. The goal is the lunchroom. You can use any route. You can use any way to get around. No matter how you go, the first one to reach the lunchroom is the winner. How about it?” Mom’s sons got the upper hand. Shunsuke says “I know you’ve got the advantage but I can’t run from this. My lovers wouldn’t. Okay! I accept your challenge. Whoever loses gets punished though!” Walt says “As always, Shunsuke ...” Thunder is heard. Blue lightning bolts appear between their stare-down.
They’re now on the roof. Bender, Trenton, & Walt’s brothers are also on the roof. Shunsuke & Walt approach the start line. The referee girl says “On your mark. Get set! GO-ing to be a good race!” Shunsuke & Walt walk back to the start line. She says “GO!” The race begins.
While in a hallway, Walt throws Shunsuke backwards. Shunsuke pushes him away as he catches up & runs past him. Walt throws him backwards. Walt runs downstairs while Shunsuke runs the quickest route. Bender & Trenton are following Shunsuke. Confused Trenton asks “Why?” Bender says “That stairway’s leading the wrong way!” Shunsuke thinks to himself as he runs through a hallway “Why did Walt take that stairway? Heading this way will get me to the main building in no time.” Shunsuke screams “Aaaah!” & covers his face with his forearms. He accidentally runs into the cleaning lady. They both fall to the floor. Shunsuke says “Ow ...” as he tries to get up after stumbling onto his left side. She says “Hey! Be more careful next time!” as she walks away with her bucket & cleaning supplies. Shunsuke says “Sorry.” Bender & Trenton run to Shunsuke. “Shunsuke! Are you okay?” Trenton worriedly asks. Shunsuke rubs the upper part of his left forearm & says “I’ll be fine.” Walt knew a collision was possible. Shunsuke gets up & runs. Bender says to Trenton “This is bad. That really slowed him down.” Trenton says “That might have turned the whole competition around.”
On another part of the campus, Fry-A & Fry-1 are waiting for Shunsuke. They’re at a table with fruit.
Shunsuke’s not here yet ~
Okay! Let’s cheer!
Fry-A & Fry-1 say “L-O-V-E! Lovely Shunsuke ~ ! Shunsuke, we love you!” They place their left hands over their mouths & blow a kiss. They say “Kyaa ~ ! I’m so embarrassed!” Fry-1 says “Okay!” & pour a drink from a blender into a glass cup together. Fry-A says “This drink here ...” They finish pouring. “... will give you lots of power, Shunsuke!” Fry-A’s cell phone rings. “Hello? What happened?” he asks. Bender worriedly says “He got knocked down. We’re still in the outer building.” Fry-A says “Really?” He puts away his phone. Fry-1 says “Will he be okay ...”
[Screen: Pan out to show Walt in front of the table]
Walt picks up the glass cup & says “Okay! Don’t mind if I do!” Fry-A says “Eh? We made that for Shunsuke ...” Walt puts down the cup & says “Thanks for that!” Fry-1 says “It wasn’t for you!” Walt picks up a red apple & says “I’ll be taking this as well ...” Walt runs away while Fry-A & Fry-1 chase him. Fry-A says “Wait! You can’t have that one either!” Walt runs downstairs while they watch him escape. Fry-1 says “Damn it!” They return to the table. They gasp from shock. Fry-A says “Hey, what the hell are you doing?!” Larry & Igner are eating & drinking the food & drinks they brought. They say “It’s yummy ~ !” They angrily walk towards them. Fry-1 says “Give it back! It’s not for you!”
Walt is ahead of Shunsuke. Fry-A says “Shunsuke! He’s already passed this way!” Fry-1 says “Hurry! At this rate, it’s looking bad!” Shunsuke thinks to himself “He’s right. At this rate, I’ll lose!” Shunsuke gets an idea. He nods his head & runs upstairs. Fry-A says “Shunsuke, that’s the wrong way!”
Walt walks into the lunchroom. Walt’s brothers & students cheer & clap for him. Walt starts walking down stairs to reach the finish line. Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender, & Trenton angrily look at Walt. Walt smiles & continues to walk down the stairs. He reaches the ground & high-fives his brothers. He hears something outside. He turns around & is shocked to see Shunsuke Tarzan-swinging past him. Shunsuke smiles & waves at Walt with his right hand as he swings by. Bender looks out the window. “That’s ...” He has a flashback.
He remembers the 1st day he met Shunsuke. He swung into the building where they met through an open window. He rolls across the floor once & gets up.
Bender says “From before was practice for this!” Shunsuke is now ahead of Walt. Shunsuke crosses the finish line & wins the race. Walt falls to the floor. He’s on his knees. People clap for Shunsuke. Fry-A & Fry-1 happily say “You did it, Shunsuke ~ !” Trenton happily says “Congratulations!” Shunsuke approaches Walt. “You can use any way to get around ... that wasn’t against the rules, right?” The referee girl says “This battle is Shunsuke’s victory!”
Sine! Cosine! Mentaiko!
Walt says “Shunsuke ...” He gets up. “I lost this one ... fair & square.” Shunsuke asks “Then why’d you use that dirty trick?” Confused Walt asks “What trick?” Shunsuke takes off his left shoe. He says “You cut my shoelaces. You’re lucky I can fix them.” Bender says “That’s what was slowing you down.” Shunsuke fixes his shoelaces & puts his shoe back on. Walt says “Stop accusing me! I would never do that!” Walt realizes something. “It can’t be ...” he says. He turns around & sees his brothers looking ashamed. Walt says “You guys ...” Larry says “We’re sorry.” Igner says “We decided to do it but ...” Walt approaches them & angrily says “You did it because you didn’t believe I could win?!” He slaps both of them hard across the face, making them fall. They hold their faces. Shunsuke approaches the Gluttony boys. He looks at Walt then places his right hand on his left shoulder. Walt looks at him. Shunsuke says “You should forgive them.” He lowers his arm back to his side. Walt looks at his brothers. Shunsuke says “They did it all for you.” Larry sadly says “We’re really sorry! We just wanted you to win!” Igner sadly says “We were just looking after you! We wanted to go on the ramen tour together!” They both sadly say “Tour together!” Walt says “It’s okay ... I forgive you. You being here for me makes me truly happy!” The brothers have a group hug & cry. Walt says emotionally “You guys! Thank you! Thank you!” Bender says “What’s going on? I should be pissed off but I feel like crying!” Shunsuke approaches Walt & places his right hand on his left shoulder. Shunsuke mockingly says “But ... time for your punishment!”
Shunsuke & his lovers are sleeping at home in their bedroom. Shusnuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1 are wearing their pale light grayish cerulean pajamas. Bender carefully picks up Shunsuke & takes him to another part of the estate. He places Shunsuke on a chair & wakes him up. Bender says “Wake up, Shunsuke! A dream woke me up.” Shunsuke’s devil horn headband appears & he awakens. He knows why Bender woke him up. Shunsuke says “Can you please take me to the nearby diner? I think you’ll enjoy the trip.” Bender says “What the hell? OK.”
Loving me is like straightening curls
Shunsuke is wearing his brilliant cornflower blue pants, white shirt, white socks with pink stripe & light gray lines around the heel/toes, crimsonish black shoes with light gray laces & amberish gray soles, & brilliant crimson jacket. He wears the same outfit almost every day now. Shunsuke & Bender arrive at the diner. They walk into the food preparation room. Bender asks “What are we doing here, Shunsuke?” Shunsuke says “I control life & death now. I made both of us temporarily invisible. All of the customers here are gonna die so it’s my job to send their souls to the right place. Wanna help?” Bender says “OK.” A girl convinces her friend to kill her selfish boyfriend. The girl that convinced her friend to murder her boyfriend pours blue liquid poison into maple syrup.
COOK ’n’ KILL RECIPES
1 oz. Rat PoiSon
½ oz. Meta-cyanide
½ oz. Fex-M3
1 cup Tiberium
Shake and Stir
GOOD LUCK!
The girl doesn’t realize that the poison spread to the other customers’ meals. She serve the meals to the customers.
[Lady Gaga - “Telephone ft. Beyoncé” plays]
Ein ... Zwei ... Drei! (One ... • Two ... • Three!)
All the customers are killed by the meals. Shunsuke sends the deceased’s souls TO THEIR HEAVEN. The 2 girls leave in their escape truck. Shunsuke & Bender perform the choreography from the diner scenes in “Telephone” They’re like Lady Gaga & Beyoncé. Bender likes Shunsuke’s passion for music.
STOP CALLIN’
STOP CALLIN’
I DON’T WANNA THINK ANYMORE
I GOT MY HEAD AND MY HEART ON THE DANCEFLOOR
STOP CALLIN’
STOP CALLIN’
I DON’T WANNA TALK ANYMORE
I GOT MY HEAD AND MY HEART ON THE DANCEFLOOR
E E E E E E E E E E E
STOP TELEPHONIN’ ME E E E E E E E E E E
I’M BUSY
E E E E E E E E E E E
STOP TELEPHONIN’ ME E E E E E E E E E E
Shunsuke makes himself & Bender visible again after they leave when police & paramedics rush to the scene. A news reporter broadcasts both of the girls’ photos. They’re eventually captured & brought to justice.
Shunsuke & Bender are at a bar. They drink beer together. Bender picks Shunsuke up & carries him to a room upstairs so they can get privacy during sexy time. Shunsuke & Bender return home in the early morning.
Oh Wow
Shake it up! Smile and forgive everything
Shake it up! Smile and become honest
Shake it up! Smile and advance to tomorrow
It’s okay if you do it your own way
Oh Wow
Check it out! Let’s be completely successful
Check it out! Let’s love completely
Check it out! Let’s accept it completely
This isn’t a love that can’t be transmitted
Oh Wow Chance!
Shunsuke & his band release their 1st mini album. The theme is live performances in the studio. Their music gets really popular. Their music genre is rock-n-roll/Rock and Roll, Brit-pop-styled epic hard rock power ballad, pop, & rock.
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Harmony: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Guitar: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Guitars: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Programmed percussion: B.R. McKay-A
Programmed percussion: B.R. McKay-1
Programming: Hubert J. Farnsworth
Synthesizer: Hermes Conrad
Background vocals: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Guitars: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Mellotron & chamberlin: Hermes Conrad
Singing bowls: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Harmony: Amy Wong-A, Turanga Leela-A, Amy Wong-1, & Turanga Leela-1
Guitar: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Guitars: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Analog synthesizer software: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Synthesizer: Hubert J. Farnsworth
Organ: Hermes Conrad
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Guitar: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Keyboard: Hermes Conrad
Programming & programmed percussion: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Guitar: Amy Wong & Turanga Leela
Bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Mellotron & chamberlin: Hermes Conrad
Programming & programmed percussion: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Vocal: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Shunsuke is sad while lying down on a couch in the living room at home. Bender asks “What’s wrong, Shunsuke?” Shunsuke says “There’s something I have to find out.” Shunsuke & his lovers travel to a river in the woods. They look in a river & find 2 happy salmon that resemble him & Fry cuddling. Shunsuke & his lovers travel to a beach. They find 2 happy elephant seals that resemble him & Fry sleeping together. Shunsuke & his lovers travel to the Galápagos Islands & find 2 happy finches that resemble him & Fry close together in their nest. Shunsuke is happy. In an instant, Shunsuke & his lovers are at home. Shunsuke smiles as he hugs & kisses his lovers.
Fry-A, Fry-1, & Bender are at work with Shunsuke. They secretly talk to the Professor while Shunsuke is distracted. Fry-A asks “Can we borrow the universe transportation remote again?” Farnsworth asks “What for?” Fry-1 says “We wanna save all the Fry clones from a story Trenton wrote & turn them good.” Farnsworth says “OK.” & gives them the remote. They use the remote while Shunsuke is asleep to save the clones. They safely return home with the 5 clones. Shunsuke wakes up & sees the Fry clones & his other lovers watching him. They’re smiling. Fry-A, Fry-1, & Bender say “Surprise ~ !” Fry-1 says “We saved the clones from Trenton’s story & brought them here so we can hang out. We turned them good.” Shunsuke says “Cool.”
The clones get married to Shunsuke & Bender. The 9 lovers chill out in their bedroom. Shunsuke is wearing his light gray briefs with light arctic bluish gray waistband. He cuddles with his lovers on his re-sized bed. The bed is now large enough to accommodate 9 lovers.
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