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We see Delilah and Julius in Julius' bedroom on his bed. All you hear is moans and panting.

"This is hot, you in this position," said Julius.

"I need help, please."

"THIS IS SO HARD! Can we take a break?" complained Julius.

"No. Let's do this together." Delilah said.

"But it won't open!"

"It will. Trust me. It would help if you stop crying!"

"Maybe you aren't trying hard enough...PULL!"

"Julius, you are very romantic at night. This is an awesome date."

"Um...do you think sissors will help?"

"NO! We'd need a stupid chain saw to get this old thing open!...Is it supposed to look like this? Maybe we should ask Al..."


"NO!" You know we're not supposed to do this at night!"

(more grunts)

"OUCH! JULIUS, YOU'RE HURTING ME! DO IT SOFTER AND SLOWER!"

"oh, sorry. On three...one, two, three!"

(Hears a popping noise)

"Is it...is it done?"

"OH MY GOD! WE DID IT!" screamed Delilah. "Can't you see?"

"OH MY GOD! I SEE IT! I REALLY SEE IT!"

"We did it together. It's so beatiful. I told you we could do it."

"YES! We finally got the chip bag open!"

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THE END

xxDarkness' Kidxx

COME ON! Are you guys really that sick minded? LOL. This would have ben rated "r" if it was about that!