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Problems
(#) Mirazal 2012-10-24
Hey. Hey guys.
Can I come? I can help out. And if Bobifer smut falls out I can totally be the one who leaps onto the floor and swallows it, spy movie-style.
Ewww Shayla STOP COMPARING POPSICLES TO DICK I MEAN I LIKE POPSICLES UGH MENTALLY SCARRED
Hahahahahaha I REALLY ACTUALLY LOVE YOU SHAYLA BUT LIKE A BROTHER YA KNOW
Wow. Okay. Bye guys.Author's response
Yes, of course you can come! :D
POPSICLE DICKS
BOBIFER SMUT :DProblems
(#) Shayla_boo 2012-10-25
Hahahaha yes of course! ^__^ That would be so fricken' BA. The Mission Impossible theme would be playing in the background, we'd all be rolling on the floor and wielding water guns. . :O WAIT MIRANDA WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I TALKED ABOUT POPSICLES OTHER THAN NOW???! :B
I'M NOT A GUY BUT I LOVE YOU TOO!!! LIKE A SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER. Guess what? I'm pregnant with your baby. After doing it with Frankie I found a homeless Ray on the street and offered to let him stay in my attic if he'd share his body with me. Somehow abstinence didn't work out. . -I don't know how it's yours but it is!!! CONGRATU-FUCKIN'-LATIONS BABYYYYY. XDAuthor's response
OHGOSHNO SAM'S GOING TO KILL ME.
XDProblems
(#) Shayla_boo 2012-10-26
I mean't Miranda but now that I'm not drunk justkiddingwhywouldIdothat-coughcough- YOU'RE PREGGO TOO! :D
The moon is out, the sky is clear and starry. Two girls sit by the lake listening to Bieber's 'Baby'. . . They hold each others hands, one holding a bouquet of roses, the other quickly putting on lemon-flavored chapstick. She stares into the other's lusty eyes. "You ready, babe?" she murmurs. The other grins and pulls out a carrot. "Hun, Imma rock yo sexy body." She launches herself onto her lover's body and the fire goes out, blocking everything except the weird moans coming from the girls. . .
HAHAHAHAHAHAH YEP. What's Sam gonna say? THIS TIME YOU CAME ONTO ME!!! >:DAuthor's response
Carrot? Kinky.
NUH UH
SAM SHE CAME ONTO ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I FEEL SO DIRYProblems
(#) Mirazal 2012-10-26
^^^^^ OHMYGOSH
WHAT
YOUR IMAGINATION REVOLVES AROUND SEX SRSLY BBYGRL OMG WAIT IS THAT STUFF REAL
Omg, I'm pregnant with your baby? (Lol at Frank and Ray, goodness.) Yay but LAUREN SHE CAME ONTO ME I SWEAR (wow, everyone here is married. Huh.)
Oh gosh wat THE CARROT OMFG
"EVERYBODY'S PREGNANT WAAHHHHH!" Danisnotonfire reference YAY
Wow what's even happening anymoreAuthor's response
SEX IS REAL OHMYGOSH THAT'S SO UNREAL
WTF SEX IS REAL
NO ABSTINENCE
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