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My mom comes out of nowhere with things like this while listening to My Chem:

Mom: "You know Harmony I don't like scream-o but I like it when Frank and Gerard scream."
Me: Laughing, smiling, and shaking my head. "Mom I think that's the greatest thing you ever said to me."

Later that day I post it on Facebook and this is what my friend Shakira says:

Shakira: "Your mom likes when Gerard and Frank scream each others names?"
Me: "No you ass my mom's not a pedophile."
Shakira: "But you like it when they scream each others name."
Me: "They don't do that, they have wives."
Shakira: "But you wish they did."
Me: "Shut up Shakira, you know you like it too."
Shakira: "No I like Mikey, I'm not a creepy Frerard stalker like you."
Me: "I do not stalk them."
Shakira: "Dude you said one of your friends from South Oaks has Gerard's address, and your'e planning to meet up with her and go to his house. Now what is that called."
Me: "Wanting to meet on of the greatest people on earth."
Shakira: "And what do you think his reaction would be if you showed up at his house?"
Me: "......"
Shakira: "See your'e just a creepy stalker, oh and what do you plan to do to Frank and Gerard's wives?"
Me: "Me and my friends are gonna kill there wives and make it look like an accident so Frank and Gerard can finally be together like they were ment to be."
Shakira: "I should just call the cops on you right now dude."
Me: "If I did that it would make all things right in the world."
Shakira: "Bye dude I'm going to tell Wanda that it's time for you to go back to NUMC or South Oaks."
Me: "If you do that I won't let you read the Mikey stories!"
Shakira: "Fuck you for using Mikey against me."
Me: "Ha."

So me, my mom, and my friends have crazy Frerard/MCR conversations, which is why I love the people around me. (Sometimes :])




My mom comes out of nowhere with things like this while listening to My Chem:

Mom: "You know Harmony I don't like scream-o but I like it when Frank and Gerard scream."
Me: Laughing, smiling, and shaking my head. "Mom I think that's the greatest thing you ever said to me."

Later that day I post it on Facebook and this is what my friend Shakira says:

Shakira: "Your mom likes when Gerard and Frank scream each others names?"
Me: "No you ass my mom's not a pedophile."
Shakira: "But you like it when they scream each others name."
Me: "They don't do that, they have wives."
Shakira: "But you wish they did."
Me: "Shut up Shakira, you know you like it too."
Shakira: "No I like Mikey, I'm not a creepy Frerard stalker like you."
Me: "I do not stalk them."
Shakira: "Dude you said one of your friends from South Oaks has Gerard's address, and your'e planning to meet up with her and go to his house. Now what is that called."
Me: "Wanting to meet on of the greatest people on earth."
Shakira: "And what do you think his reaction would be if you showed up at his house?"
Me: "......"
Shakira: "See your'e just a creepy stalker, oh and what do you plan to do to Frank and Gerard's wives?"
Me: "Me and my friends are gonna kill there wives and make it look like an accident so Frank and Gerard can finally be together like they were ment to be."
Shakira: "I should just call the cops on you right now dude."
Me: "If I did that it would make all things right in the world."
Shakira: "Bye dude I'm going to tell Wanda that it's time for you to go back to NUMC or South Oaks."
Me: "If you do that I won't let you read the Mikey stories!"
Shakira: "Fuck you for using Mikey against me."
Me: "Ha."

So me, my mom, and my friends have crazy Frerard/MCR conversations, which is why I love the people around me. (Sometimes :])