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• For People I Adopted

  (#) fatherfuckingmeese 2012-12-04

  NOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOO OO O OOOOOOOO O OO O

• For People I Adopted

  (#) ColorfulShadow 2012-12-04

  Also I can be protective and violent if necesary and if I wanna.

• For People I Adopted

  (#) MidnightBlues 2012-12-04

  Ummm... Hi.
  
  I know you haven't adopted me or anything, but I was just going to say that I have read some of your work, and some of the wprk of many of your adopted children. You have a very talented family.
  
  I have also read some things in the 'humor' catagory, and this family comes up a lot. You are kind of a bit famous... ish..
  
  Ou are lucky to have so many people who care about you even though you have never really met any of them face to face. I wish more people could have that privelige.

• For People I Adopted

  (#) electricviolence 2012-12-04

  ^^^^^^^^^^I CARE ABOUT YOU.
  I LOVE EVERYONE
  LOVE
  LOVE
  LOVE

• For People I Adopted

  (#) AshIsNotOnFire 2012-12-04

  ... adopt me? -looks up at you with big-ass puppy eyes-

  Author's response

  I can't say no to those eyes!
  Stamps a random paper
  YOU'RE ADOPTED!
  Fill out the form :)

• For People I Adopted

  (#) AshIsNotOnFire 2012-12-04

  -sigh- I shall give you le odd, real me.
  
  Name: Claire Isabella Willis
  Age: 13
  Looks: Mousy brown hair that goes to my jawline. Chocolate brown eyes that go red when I'm angry. Pale. Tiny (38 kg, 5"0) I SHIT YOU NOT. Covered in bruises and cuts 24/7.
  Personality: Cheeky, sarcastic, can be very grumpy and violent. Loves cuddles, hugs, and general displays of affection. Lovable - very much the baby of the group, no matter how much I hate it. Very, very cheeky. Dirty-minded.
  Anything Else?: Ummm.. Loves tattoos, irritates people with my loud music (no, literally, I have my music up so loud you can hear it clearly), coffee? IM SORRY I AM A FAIL I THINK ASH SHOULD COME OUT NOW
  
  -Ash jumps out and is all awesome and shit-
  
  Oh yeah.
  

• For People I Adopted

  (#) Sam41 2012-12-04

  Name: Anabelle Skye Alexx (goes by Skye)
  Age: 16
  Looks: Half black half blonde hair (blonde side has purple and green streaks), shoulder length, worn backcombed,
  Eyes- Black with gold specks
  5"4, 100 pounds scrawny ass mofo, shark bites(worn in studs),
  Clothes- Ripped tights under black denim short shorts, mid-calf high neon green converse, a plain black shirt under a vest and loosley tied tie, topped off with her black and blue elbow length fingerless gloves
  Personality: Laid back, but has a "fuck-with-me-and-i'll-pop-a-cap-in-your-ass" attitude, more punk rock
  Anything Else?: HER BOYFRAN IS ST.JIMMY (from the Green Day video), wants a tounge ring reeeaaaallly bad

• For People I Adopted

  (#) Mcrroxursox45 2012-12-04

  Name: Tiara
  Age: 16
  Looks:
  http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/4/1/4/5/5/7/Just-bein-me-93263069516.jpeg
  http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/4/1/4/5/5/7/Lalalala-93815653607.jpeg
  Personality: Happy, bubbly, bitch, can be serious, fro-fro-licious
  Anything Else?: I dance, I love it. I love Arizona Tea, and eating. I love MCR like a child, and the Ways are my favorite. Ian Somerhalder is my husband, and for Christmas I was Pocketbacks. Like, a LOT of Pocketbacs. My favorite color is pink.
  

• For People I Adopted

  (#) Sam41 2012-12-04

  Name: Kassper Elain Alexx
  Age: 17
  Looks: Straight black middle back hair with green highlights, dark green eyes with a brown tint, 5"5, 115 curvy-ish, long arms and legs.
  Either wears skinnies with some band shirt (pop punk/punk rock band) and converse/vans or a pair of black jogging pants with a white tee, and vans
  Personality: Bubbly, dirty minded like her mama, loves picking play fights with people, loud
  Anything Else?: Has a nose ring (left side), amd corsette piercings; NEEDS A MAN, and LOVES bugging the living shit out of Skye

• For People I Adopted

  (#) AshIsNotOnFire 2012-12-04

  Hey, mama AJ, will you take Ash, Andy, Finlay, Brendon, and Valerie in, too? You need some sassy gay guys, murderous girls and lesbians in there.

  Author's response

  Sure! Every kid needs a home! :D
  NO MUDERING, THOUGH.
  
  AND ABSTINENCE FOR ALL.

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