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- I found burping funny the other day. This dude burped and said "I knew I shouldn't have eaten cake"And yesterday my friend says "What happens when it's his birthday?"I had a laughing fit.
Btw. When are you gonna update Heads of New Jersey????????
That makes me laugh uncontrollably.
Glad you asked, sometime next week when I get my computer fixed!
- Kay Kay =)
I think people find farting funny cause it's a weird noise plus it's coming from their bum. Imagine Gerard farting...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That is what I begin to think.
I WOULD LAUGH MY ASS OFF. AND THEN THE WHOLE BAND HAS A FARTING CONTEST!!
(#) nerds_assemble 2012-12-08KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
You're much too immature...I just...
I wanna be that immature but I honestly don't get why farting is funny to some people. I WANNA LEARN THE IMMATURE WAYS OF THE JUVENILE PEOPLEEEE.
Author's responseYou're so cool, you're so cool, SO COOL.
I am too immature.
Lol, take some cough medicine. Go tell people that you are farting, then watch their facial expressions.
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. I swear I will respond to your email. My parents have people over, I broke my computer, and I pulled an all nighter. Immaturity!
Peace, Mikey. Donnie out.
(#) nerds_assemble 2012-12-11HAHAHHAHAHAHHHHH.
I like...gah. I kinda hate computers right now. My desktop just crashed and now this one is barely holding up...so I CANNOT RESPOND AND I'M A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE INTERWEBS BUDDY.
Gawd. Dr. Donnie, computers really suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I hate computers just as much as you. I guess we're both terrible with technology?
Don't be sorry interweb buddy!!!
Mikey, I hate computers........
(#) nerds_assemble 2012-12-11I would totally try that cough medicine thingy, but the 'rents are all "Ick! Medicine! Only when necessary!" Even though it's totally necessary.
The cough medicine I have is generic brand.....
Totally necessary, MikeyMikey.
(#) nerds_assemble 2012-12-19OMYGEEGAWWWWWWWWWWD.
Are you okay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Are you way okay???? (SORRY. I APOLOGIZE. COULDNOTHELPIT.)
I know a storm hit me...did it hit you too???
Sorry. I'm just a case. FULL OF BALLSY NUTS.
Ahmygoodness. That sounded just /terrible/. Now! Don't make me come after you...or I'll play you a good song when you have to piddle and you won't be able to leave the room and the song will repeat and repeat staining your memory eternally with that one "Evaline" song repetivelly playing...while you have to piss.
It'll be a-fucking-wesome, Donnie.
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