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For my daughter Elli (WHO MADE ME FUCKING FALCON PUNH MY IPOD) my list of fears; god damn

1) This is one of the worst;
http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage/group/telchlab/images/tightrope.jpg
DUMBASS!
I HATE heights, in an airplane and shit; okay fine.
Rollercoasters, amusement park rides; meh
Standing on tall buildings, top of ladders and anything that swings or has a chance of falling from (rock climbing)-OH HAEL NO; which is weird, cause a couple years ago I repeadly made it to the top of a 30 fo- HOLY SHIT THE MEMORIES OF THE HEIGHT -curls into ball hissing-

2) Not as bad but still,
http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/747815/blog_images/the-collector-1.jpg
OH FUCK WRONG PICTURE, I AM NOT SCARED OF GUYS WITH WEIRD NAMES!
I meant;
http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061101/13241__saw_l.jpg
I LOVE, torture movies with gore (hence why I'm trying to convince my mom to take me to the Collection in theaters).
I watch stuff like Saw, Hostel, The Collector and shit; my thoughts besides "fuck yeah gore" and "BITCH NO KILL HIM NOBODY LIKES THE GUY LEAVE THE KITTY ALI-bitches killed the kitty" are
"Oh fuck! What if that were in our house? What if I was her-OUCH!" I am one of the people who doesn't jump in movies, but I get parinoid after (legit shit)

3) LEGIT;
http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/747815/blog_images/the-collector-1.jpg

NO I AM NOT SCARED OF ARKIN(hold up! Were his parents on drugs while naming him or something?! Legit)
Okay I chose the pic becaauuse ARKIN IS LIKE A ZOMBIE!
No really, he had fishhooks in the skin between his knuckles, all in his back, cut open forehead, stomach full of cockroaches (hehe cock), and the ambulance he was in totally flipped; and above all that he was shoved into the little box.
My thoughts: Damn, poor him. Just trying to save his wife? Ex wife? And kid. Then THIS HAPPENS!
A bit after -The Collection Trailer comes on-
"If he finds you, he will make you wish you were dead."
-I look up-
"DAFUQARKINYOUDIEDBITCH!REMEMBERLTHETORTUREYOUWENTTHROUGHANDHECAUGHTYOU!DAMNCUNTAREYOUAZOMBIE?! OHMYGOD, Arkin is a zombie. Well fuck!"
Best shit about netflix huh? I watched the first one the same day as the trailer came out :D
But yeah their amazing in movies, books and shit but real life? Nu-uh

3) YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE YOUR SOCKS SCARED OFF OF YOUR PEASANT FEET?
http://worldofwonder.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/direction.jpg
HOW DID I FUCKING FIND THIS AW, i think I'm dead from the fear guys..
But they dont scare me; it's their fanbase holy shit.
-Alex Gaskarth posts his opinion on not liking their song
All the 1D fans start telling him to go die, and make jokes about his brother (his brother committed suicide way back when)
-Mitch Lucker dies
They make jokes, start saying how "he was an emo fag, he deserved suicide" and shit about how he deserved to die (imagine his wife and daughter, that is sad shit)
YEAH I DONT WANT THEM TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF

4) THIS IS THE WORST SHIT EVER, like the picture made me scared of the dark, and whats under my bed
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23625003.jpg

5) Half the reason why I won't go to Australia (I would like piss my pants or something)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FEmlgdAP0IM/Tx9T8JUpcHI/AAAAAAAACQE/BeprU8VhXpY/s1600/health%2Bbar%2Bspider.jpg
THAT! Please enjoy how I suffered through my fear to find a picture with a witty caption for you

6) This is based off my life in junior high, it just got to me so bad I developed a fear from it
http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/demotivation-posters-auto-257374.jpeg

7) Waking up and finding this above your face
Well I was going to add a pic of Justin Weiner but the page began fucking with my Ipod

8) I'm not at all ashamed of my scars, nor the cutting;
I don't give a damn if people see (I doubt it because nobody stares at ribs or high thighs.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46lflWmKX1qmw8v1o2_1280.jpg
I'm only really afraid of in the future when I'm grown up and have kids...having them asking "mommy why do you have so many boo-boos?" Legit, it's hard...

9)http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/PACOULOUT/Suicide%20gun.png
I'm scared of just giving the fuck up

10)http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jyauoWtf1rodneio1_500.png
MY FEAR IS THAT THESE TWO ARE REALLY STRAIGHT NO LOOK
http://data.whicdn.com/images/20360090/tumblr_lvwy5u4ymp1qzfc22o1_500_thumb.jpg
http://data.whicdn.com/images/20314022/tumblr_lall7rEzTw1qbvufh_thumb.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma12cwG3WY1qk2qauo2_500.gif
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7154/6444838113_dd5c7210ab_z.jpg
http://distilleryimage1.s3.amazonaws.com/9b64320c028111e29cc822000a1e9b89_6.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkat4R6mE1r053slo6_250.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ryn4Wjr81rf7ugpo1_400.jpg
I REST MY CASE; they belong together!!!

11) ASH NOT LIKING ME FOR MY JALEX SPAM