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Things that annoy me
I feel like pointing shit out that annoys the shit out of me..
1) When people text like this
"I luvee u babes, we shood b togthr 4evs..
Ilu so muuch u donnt eeven no, liek wee shuld chil sumtime cos Ilu thaat muuch"
LIKE SERIOUSLY! Get some fucking texting manners gawd
2) People who decide to answer texts like this
-> It was terrible, I had to finish the fuckton of homework I was behind on, and do every fucking chore (my brothers included). It's getting too much, I am seriously ready to give up...cause honestly I've already given up on myself; why not just finish...
With answers like this
-> I c, I c
LIKE C'MON! For one it was a fucking paragraph, and two it was about giving up (with shit reasons)
Gaaawwwd
3) People on ficwad who post "auditions" and promise every part except the extras to people before hand
There is a diffrence between this
"Okay anyone can go for Mikey's GF, Frank's GF and Ray's GF; except as always Bob's GF is AJ's universal part"
And this
"Parts open -insert line of parts"
-In the authors head-
Ash gets this one, AJ gets that one, Mir of course can have this one, Elli deserves that one, Skye and Kass get those two..oh; well anyone else will be an extra!
And this
"The parts are -list of parts- BUUUT, so and so gets this one"
Honestly it hasn't been that bad (rarely seen) BUT FUCK ME!! Don't just give your friends the parts they want!
3) (Old news but still)
OC ships-not so OC;
People shipping THEM-TEENAGE-SELVES with band members..gross (if it's your same name, and based off you; once again GRO-SS)
Stuff like Zash and Bobifer, meh...OC's (or probably OC in AJ's case; WE SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW SO ITS ALL GOOD)
4) People who imply what they don't like about you
(Actual story from my grade 9 farewell trip last year)
I accidentally (DIDN'T mean to) did the same thing as this bitch (I wasn't paying attention, there was a movie on)...
Right after I did that she leaned over to "our friend" and whispered
"You know what I hate? Wanna-be's like holy shit, get your own fucking ideas"
Right after she said that I leaned over "Hey you know what I hate? Bitches who talk shit about everyone like fuck" then I left and totally broke down...
I fucking hate people like that; seriously you have an issue with me. Say it to my fuckin' face! Not saying shit to your friends..
5) People who are always like "STFU OR IMMA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE"
It's like "come at me bro!"
6) People who claim to be "punk rock"
Not in any way am I saying "Imma motha'fuckin badass punk rock bitch." Nah; I do try for the more punk rock style, but i'm not claiming i'm all that; LIKE FUCK YOU TOO! Damn posers
7) When someone asks "Why do you even like them?" About your favorite band
It's like "well fuck! How am I supposed to describe this!?"
8) Girlfriends/boyfriends who go around telling their friends EVERYTHING that's going on in the relationship
This is why I dumped him, he went on telling his friends EVERYTHING; it pissed me off
9) Girls/guys who say "OH ILU! We're going to be together forever" after they've been barely dating for a week
Again why I'm single (it was fucked up! Not even 2 hours after he asked me out he went on and on about how he loved me and shit..like GAWD)
10) Teachers who totally fangirl over you to your parents
Like at parent teacher when they're all "Oh she's amazing! Does all her work! Oh I love teaching her" and shit; cause after my parents start to have expectations that I have to act like that at home; so it's like "FUCK YOU TEACHERS!! YOU LIED!!"
11) Teachers who get pissed when we're on twitter/games in class; yet that's what their doing
Not kidding, my teacher called me over to explain something, and he was on fucking twitter
12) People who act better than you
There's you: Being yourself, think of something that happened and tell the story to your friends
That fucking bitch who decides to steal your fucking moment: OH NOT AS BAD AS THE TIME; then they some shit story
It's like FUCK YOU I WAS PROUD
13) People who get pissed at you for swearing
You: FUCK
Them: WHATTHEFUCKYOUBITCHWATCHYOURMOTHERFUCKINGMOUTHMYKIDISSITTINGRIGHTFUCKINHTHEREDOYOUREALLYTHINKIWANTHERTOHEARTHISSHITOHMYFUCKINHGODFUCKYOUASSHOLEFUCKYOUGODDAMMITIAMSOFUCKINGPISSEDOFFBECAUSEOFYOUYOUFUCKINGCUNT
Yeah; way to not be a hypocrite (sarcasm)
14) WHEN YOUR MAKING A FUCKING LIST AND FORGET EVERYTHING
I feel like pointing shit out that annoys the shit out of me..
1) When people text like this
"I luvee u babes, we shood b togthr 4evs..
Ilu so muuch u donnt eeven no, liek wee shuld chil sumtime cos Ilu thaat muuch"
LIKE SERIOUSLY! Get some fucking texting manners gawd
2) People who decide to answer texts like this
-> It was terrible, I had to finish the fuckton of homework I was behind on, and do every fucking chore (my brothers included). It's getting too much, I am seriously ready to give up...cause honestly I've already given up on myself; why not just finish...
With answers like this
-> I c, I c
LIKE C'MON! For one it was a fucking paragraph, and two it was about giving up (with shit reasons)
Gaaawwwd
3) People on ficwad who post "auditions" and promise every part except the extras to people before hand
There is a diffrence between this
"Okay anyone can go for Mikey's GF, Frank's GF and Ray's GF; except as always Bob's GF is AJ's universal part"
And this
"Parts open -insert line of parts"
-In the authors head-
Ash gets this one, AJ gets that one, Mir of course can have this one, Elli deserves that one, Skye and Kass get those two..oh; well anyone else will be an extra!
And this
"The parts are -list of parts- BUUUT, so and so gets this one"
Honestly it hasn't been that bad (rarely seen) BUT FUCK ME!! Don't just give your friends the parts they want!
3) (Old news but still)
OC ships-not so OC;
People shipping THEM-TEENAGE-SELVES with band members..gross (if it's your same name, and based off you; once again GRO-SS)
Stuff like Zash and Bobifer, meh...OC's (or probably OC in AJ's case; WE SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW SO ITS ALL GOOD)
4) People who imply what they don't like about you
(Actual story from my grade 9 farewell trip last year)
I accidentally (DIDN'T mean to) did the same thing as this bitch (I wasn't paying attention, there was a movie on)...
Right after I did that she leaned over to "our friend" and whispered
"You know what I hate? Wanna-be's like holy shit, get your own fucking ideas"
Right after she said that I leaned over "Hey you know what I hate? Bitches who talk shit about everyone like fuck" then I left and totally broke down...
I fucking hate people like that; seriously you have an issue with me. Say it to my fuckin' face! Not saying shit to your friends..
5) People who are always like "STFU OR IMMA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE"
It's like "come at me bro!"
6) People who claim to be "punk rock"
Not in any way am I saying "Imma motha'fuckin badass punk rock bitch." Nah; I do try for the more punk rock style, but i'm not claiming i'm all that; LIKE FUCK YOU TOO! Damn posers
7) When someone asks "Why do you even like them?" About your favorite band
It's like "well fuck! How am I supposed to describe this!?"
8) Girlfriends/boyfriends who go around telling their friends EVERYTHING that's going on in the relationship
This is why I dumped him, he went on telling his friends EVERYTHING; it pissed me off
9) Girls/guys who say "OH ILU! We're going to be together forever" after they've been barely dating for a week
Again why I'm single (it was fucked up! Not even 2 hours after he asked me out he went on and on about how he loved me and shit..like GAWD)
10) Teachers who totally fangirl over you to your parents
Like at parent teacher when they're all "Oh she's amazing! Does all her work! Oh I love teaching her" and shit; cause after my parents start to have expectations that I have to act like that at home; so it's like "FUCK YOU TEACHERS!! YOU LIED!!"
11) Teachers who get pissed when we're on twitter/games in class; yet that's what their doing
Not kidding, my teacher called me over to explain something, and he was on fucking twitter
12) People who act better than you
There's you: Being yourself, think of something that happened and tell the story to your friends
That fucking bitch who decides to steal your fucking moment: OH NOT AS BAD AS THE TIME; then they some shit story
It's like FUCK YOU I WAS PROUD
13) People who get pissed at you for swearing
You: FUCK
Them: WHATTHEFUCKYOUBITCHWATCHYOURMOTHERFUCKINGMOUTHMYKIDISSITTINGRIGHTFUCKINHTHEREDOYOUREALLYTHINKIWANTHERTOHEARTHISSHITOHMYFUCKINHGODFUCKYOUASSHOLEFUCKYOUGODDAMMITIAMSOFUCKINGPISSEDOFFBECAUSEOFYOUYOUFUCKINGCUNT
Yeah; way to not be a hypocrite (sarcasm)
14) WHEN YOUR MAKING A FUCKING LIST AND FORGET EVERYTHING
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