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The Illegal Lemon Drops
Well our tragic little hero finally made it. His final (7th for all you unbelievers) year at Hogwarts. And still he wondered what was up with that name. Who would name a school after pig's acne? Him and his year mates waited on the edge of their seats for Dumbledore's latest speech. Finally, the opening words to another terrific year at pig acne rang through the halls.
"What up my homies!"
Complete and utter silence.
"Dumbledore, have you been eating those illegal lemon drops again?" Madam Pomfrey asked with a sidelong glance at her overly esthetic boss.
"I just came back from my trip to South America and I got to ride a llama"
Snape hung his head in his hands muttering "Not again".
"Llama!" ^_^ Dumbledore shout excitedly. After being escorted off the premises by Hagrid, everything went back to normal.
"May I please have your attention for the sorting hat" said Professor McGonagall.
A spot light shone on the sorting hat.
"Ah-hem, Llama! Oh if I had a llama I'd-" It was abruptly cut off by Professor Flitwick throwing it out the window.
"Well that's the end of that..." he said brushing his hands off.
"Ok..." Professor Sprout said turning to the first years," You 5 go to Gryffindor, you 6 go to Hufflepuff, you 2 go to Ravenclaw and you 3 go to Slytherin. And Good Luck with your lives..."
Just then a thousand or more owls came flying in and dropped something for everyone there.
Ron and Hermione looked at each other after opening their package. Apparently Dumbledore had bought a "llama" snow globe for everyone while he was on his trip. They gave each other random looks then began eating because dinner had been served.
Well our tragic little hero finally made it. His final (7th for all you unbelievers) year at Hogwarts. And still he wondered what was up with that name. Who would name a school after pig's acne? Him and his year mates waited on the edge of their seats for Dumbledore's latest speech. Finally, the opening words to another terrific year at pig acne rang through the halls.
"What up my homies!"
Complete and utter silence.
"Dumbledore, have you been eating those illegal lemon drops again?" Madam Pomfrey asked with a sidelong glance at her overly esthetic boss.
"I just came back from my trip to South America and I got to ride a llama"
Snape hung his head in his hands muttering "Not again".
"Llama!" ^_^ Dumbledore shout excitedly. After being escorted off the premises by Hagrid, everything went back to normal.
"May I please have your attention for the sorting hat" said Professor McGonagall.
A spot light shone on the sorting hat.
"Ah-hem, Llama! Oh if I had a llama I'd-" It was abruptly cut off by Professor Flitwick throwing it out the window.
"Well that's the end of that..." he said brushing his hands off.
"Ok..." Professor Sprout said turning to the first years," You 5 go to Gryffindor, you 6 go to Hufflepuff, you 2 go to Ravenclaw and you 3 go to Slytherin. And Good Luck with your lives..."
Just then a thousand or more owls came flying in and dropped something for everyone there.
Ron and Hermione looked at each other after opening their package. Apparently Dumbledore had bought a "llama" snow globe for everyone while he was on his trip. They gave each other random looks then began eating because dinner had been served.
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