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Illegal Lemon Drops 2
After an uneasy sleep (due to Dumbledore's retro behavior and the fact that Ron snores.) Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way down to the common room.
"I just can't get over the cute little llama in my snow globe," Ron said taking out his snow globe and stroking it. "My precious!" "Did you notice the little button on the bottom? Its says 'Llama!' when you push it," Hermione exclaimed! Ron pushed the button and for half an hour 'Llama' pierced the silence of the common room.
"This is so boring. Why can't we risk our lives, jump off a cliff and sail around the world in 80 days. Oh and meet strange people in masks and strange creatures, like the lovely (yet strange) authors." Random Announcer Voice: "And here they are The 3 Caballeros," theme music plays.
3 random people run on stage and start dancing and singing. Random Announcer Voice: "WRONG people. Move it!" After much grumbling and use of security, Tigger appears in a poof of orange with black stripes. "L-e-m-o-n D-r-o-p-s, that spells lemon drops. Whoo-hoo-hoo! TTFN, Ta-Ta For Now!" Disappears in a poof of black smoke with orange stripes.
The 3 Caballeros walk on stage and sing the 'The 3 Caballeros' song. Well except for the smaller, attention span challenged forever-hungry one, who lost interest about a quarter way through the song and noticed Ron's snow globe (which had actually been forgotten insert gasp here by Ron who was watching the show and eating Cheese-itz). With an insane crackle she ran out of the common room with the kidnapped snow globe.
About 3 minutes later, everyone was going about like nothing happened, until...
"Where is it!?" Ron searched frantically for something, knocking several random people down in the process.
"Where's what?" Hermione said, not really caring.
"Wally! Where's Wally! My llama of Happiness!! Where for aurt thou, Wally?" He took a bite of a chicken leg and went back to weeping over the missing snow globe.
An hour later there were about a million "Missing Llama" posters all over the common room/halls/kitchen/owlery/house elves.
"Hey, Harry," Colin Creevy yelled, "Guess you get to go on a Random Trip around the world after all, searching for Ron's llama snow globe."
"Me and my big, fat, handsome mouth," (Strikes dramatic pose) Harry grumbled. Colin sneaks in front of him and snaps several pictures, which were instantly taken by rabid fan girls.
80 days later-somewhere in South America
"Hey it's a LLAMA!!"
"Yes, and how many have we seen now?"
"Ummm... I lost track at around 117!"
Hermione takes a step forward a falls in a hole "Hermione, can you hear me?" screamed Harry
"Guess this means were going after her" said Ron after taking a bit of the chicken leg he was holding.
"Yep," said Harry looking down the hole. Looks back up at Ron and says "Now the only question is who's going first?"
"Well, we could go at the same time," Ron says looking first at the hole and then at Harry.
"Ok, then on the count of 3...1,2,3" said Harry as he jumped pulling Ron with him.
After an uneasy sleep (due to Dumbledore's retro behavior and the fact that Ron snores.) Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way down to the common room.
"I just can't get over the cute little llama in my snow globe," Ron said taking out his snow globe and stroking it. "My precious!" "Did you notice the little button on the bottom? Its says 'Llama!' when you push it," Hermione exclaimed! Ron pushed the button and for half an hour 'Llama' pierced the silence of the common room.
"This is so boring. Why can't we risk our lives, jump off a cliff and sail around the world in 80 days. Oh and meet strange people in masks and strange creatures, like the lovely (yet strange) authors." Random Announcer Voice: "And here they are The 3 Caballeros," theme music plays.
3 random people run on stage and start dancing and singing. Random Announcer Voice: "WRONG people. Move it!" After much grumbling and use of security, Tigger appears in a poof of orange with black stripes. "L-e-m-o-n D-r-o-p-s, that spells lemon drops. Whoo-hoo-hoo! TTFN, Ta-Ta For Now!" Disappears in a poof of black smoke with orange stripes.
The 3 Caballeros walk on stage and sing the 'The 3 Caballeros' song. Well except for the smaller, attention span challenged forever-hungry one, who lost interest about a quarter way through the song and noticed Ron's snow globe (which had actually been forgotten insert gasp here by Ron who was watching the show and eating Cheese-itz). With an insane crackle she ran out of the common room with the kidnapped snow globe.
About 3 minutes later, everyone was going about like nothing happened, until...
"Where is it!?" Ron searched frantically for something, knocking several random people down in the process.
"Where's what?" Hermione said, not really caring.
"Wally! Where's Wally! My llama of Happiness!! Where for aurt thou, Wally?" He took a bite of a chicken leg and went back to weeping over the missing snow globe.
An hour later there were about a million "Missing Llama" posters all over the common room/halls/kitchen/owlery/house elves.
"Hey, Harry," Colin Creevy yelled, "Guess you get to go on a Random Trip around the world after all, searching for Ron's llama snow globe."
"Me and my big, fat, handsome mouth," (Strikes dramatic pose) Harry grumbled. Colin sneaks in front of him and snaps several pictures, which were instantly taken by rabid fan girls.
80 days later-somewhere in South America
"Hey it's a LLAMA!!"
"Yes, and how many have we seen now?"
"Ummm... I lost track at around 117!"
Hermione takes a step forward a falls in a hole "Hermione, can you hear me?" screamed Harry
"Guess this means were going after her" said Ron after taking a bit of the chicken leg he was holding.
"Yep," said Harry looking down the hole. Looks back up at Ron and says "Now the only question is who's going first?"
"Well, we could go at the same time," Ron says looking first at the hole and then at Harry.
"Ok, then on the count of 3...1,2,3" said Harry as he jumped pulling Ron with him.
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