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The New Ring
0 reviewsThe Beatles movie Help! If it really happened. SLASH! George/Ringo and John/Paul
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Help!
Summary: If Help! Had really happened
Parings: George/Ringo and John/Paul
Warnings: Language, and slash
Rating K+
Timeframe: 1965
Story © me Koolkitty9, The Beatles © Themselves
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Chapter 1: The New Ring:
Ringo walked in admiring the new ring that he had gotten from some Indian bird and it was just a big ruby and a gold band. George said “’ello love.” Ringo smiled and he replied “Look, some Indian bird sent me this ring.” He pointed to the ring he had on his right hand ring finger and George smiled “It’s pretty but plain.” “Yeah, but I like it.” John and Paul walked in “Ritchie’s got a new ring, ‘e got it from an Indian bird.” George said and they nodded “It’s very plain.” Paul said and John nodded.
The Next Day:
The Beatles were returning from a recording session and two ladies were talking in the background “Wave.” One in a white coat said “Don’t want to, shall I?” The other one in a black coat said and she added “They ‘aven’t changed at all! They’re still the same as they’ve ever been!” They both waved and Paul waved back and the four Beatles walked into their flat. Paul went downstairs, while John went to get a book out of his bookshelf, George went in his room and there was a gardener there who had chattering teeth and he started ‘mowing’ the grass carpet and George started reading a newspaper, and while Ringo went into his room to get a sandwich.
He patted his blue horse that George had given him on his birthday and he put his hand that has that plain ruby ring on it into the sandwich vending machine (that was also a gift from George!). When he went to grab his sandwich, someone had ahold of his ring finger. Ringo tried to pull his hand out “Someone’s got a hold of me finger!” “Stop bringing things down to yer own level! It’s immature son!” John said and Ringo frowned “S-she’s pulling at it!” Ringo tried to pull his hand out again but the woman bit down on his finger, and he cried out in pain. Paul raised an eyebrow and Ringo finally got his finger out.
“She ‘ad a ‘old of me finger y’know.” Ringo said and he added “I thought she was a sandwich until she bit down on me finger.” He frowned and George didn’t hear it because he had earplugs in.
Outside:
The woman who tried to get the ring off of Ringo’s finger was pacing around she knew that Ringo was in danger and that the Beatles might lose a drummer. “Ahme, the ring?” Klang asked who was sharpening a knife that was on an umbrella. “No, I could not get it off Swami.” “Oh dear!” He said and he stopped sharpening the knife and it disappeared into the umbrella. Ahme rolled her eyes and she walked off. Klang got on a bike and Bhuda followed behind.
Later that night:
All of the Beatles were fast asleep but there was a light all of a sudden most likely from a flashlight appeared. It when from George’s bed who was talking in his sleep “Oh Ritchie, of course I’ll ‘elp ye finish tha’ ‘uge sandwich! Oh I love ye soo much baby!” Then to Paul’s bed who was also talking in his sleep in fact all of the Beatles where! “Oh Johnny, that’s a beautiful song about me!!” Then to John’s bed “Paulie, yer soo amazing! No ye are!!” Then to Ringo’s bed, a grabber type claw came out and it removed the cover where Ringo’s head should be but except there was his feet instead! Ahme cursed to herself and she went down to the edge of the bed and she pulled back the covers. Ringo mumbled “Oh Georgie! I ‘ave the greatest news! Guess!.....I’m pregnant….yeah we’re gonna ‘ave a family…..” She grabbed Ringo’s ring with the claw and she tried to pull it off but it failed, so she tried again. This time Ringo’s arm was up in the air and he fell to the ground. Ringo woke up and he yawned. He rubbed his eyes and he smirked. He crawled over to John “’ey! ‘ave ye been messing around with me in me kip?!” John hummed in response and Ringo added “Y’know with a fishing rod.” He pointed to his ring and John replied “I wouldn’t touch ye with a plastic one, what are ye doing on the floor?” “I’m tired.” Ringo said and he got up to go back to his room and laid back down. John grabbed his phone and he dialed a number and Paul and George’s phones ran. “’ello?” They both said after they answered and John hit the button on his alarm clock. They needed to talk about Ringo’s ring now.
The Next Day:
The Beatles were getting into their limo (George and Ringo were already in the car) and Paul was stopped “Hey Be-a-tle?” Paul turned around and Klang who had a pouch of gold nuggets said “Gold, un-marked not a mark on it eh?” “No ‘ate them.” Paul stated but Ahme whispered “No!” “I do! It makes yer fingers turn green!” “It’s not the Beatle with the ring! He!” “Aren’t I?” “No unfortunately.” Ahme said winking and Paul walked off into the car and John walked out “Hey Be-a-tle! You shall have fun eh?” “No thanks I’m already rhythm guitar and mouth organ.” John went in the limo and Ahme winked “I didn’t encourage that wink!” George said and Ringo frowned “What?! Do ye want me to wink at ye more often Geo?!” “No!! Baby! I didn’t mean it like that!” “It’s not the one!” Ahme complained and her boss said “My gosh! They all look the same with their similitude and language!” “Swami! Swami!” Bhuda said “It’s raining on your” Ahme and Klang ran off under Bhuda’s umbrella. “After them!” Klang said as the Beatles were driving off. “Quickly! Quickly!” “Yes. Yes.” Bhuta replied and they got into a van. “Shilling!” “Oh shilling!” Bhuta repeated and Klang put it in a coin slot and they drove off.
Summary: If Help! Had really happened
Parings: George/Ringo and John/Paul
Warnings: Language, and slash
Rating K+
Timeframe: 1965
Story © me Koolkitty9, The Beatles © Themselves
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Chapter 1: The New Ring:
Ringo walked in admiring the new ring that he had gotten from some Indian bird and it was just a big ruby and a gold band. George said “’ello love.” Ringo smiled and he replied “Look, some Indian bird sent me this ring.” He pointed to the ring he had on his right hand ring finger and George smiled “It’s pretty but plain.” “Yeah, but I like it.” John and Paul walked in “Ritchie’s got a new ring, ‘e got it from an Indian bird.” George said and they nodded “It’s very plain.” Paul said and John nodded.
The Next Day:
The Beatles were returning from a recording session and two ladies were talking in the background “Wave.” One in a white coat said “Don’t want to, shall I?” The other one in a black coat said and she added “They ‘aven’t changed at all! They’re still the same as they’ve ever been!” They both waved and Paul waved back and the four Beatles walked into their flat. Paul went downstairs, while John went to get a book out of his bookshelf, George went in his room and there was a gardener there who had chattering teeth and he started ‘mowing’ the grass carpet and George started reading a newspaper, and while Ringo went into his room to get a sandwich.
He patted his blue horse that George had given him on his birthday and he put his hand that has that plain ruby ring on it into the sandwich vending machine (that was also a gift from George!). When he went to grab his sandwich, someone had ahold of his ring finger. Ringo tried to pull his hand out “Someone’s got a hold of me finger!” “Stop bringing things down to yer own level! It’s immature son!” John said and Ringo frowned “S-she’s pulling at it!” Ringo tried to pull his hand out again but the woman bit down on his finger, and he cried out in pain. Paul raised an eyebrow and Ringo finally got his finger out.
“She ‘ad a ‘old of me finger y’know.” Ringo said and he added “I thought she was a sandwich until she bit down on me finger.” He frowned and George didn’t hear it because he had earplugs in.
Outside:
The woman who tried to get the ring off of Ringo’s finger was pacing around she knew that Ringo was in danger and that the Beatles might lose a drummer. “Ahme, the ring?” Klang asked who was sharpening a knife that was on an umbrella. “No, I could not get it off Swami.” “Oh dear!” He said and he stopped sharpening the knife and it disappeared into the umbrella. Ahme rolled her eyes and she walked off. Klang got on a bike and Bhuda followed behind.
Later that night:
All of the Beatles were fast asleep but there was a light all of a sudden most likely from a flashlight appeared. It when from George’s bed who was talking in his sleep “Oh Ritchie, of course I’ll ‘elp ye finish tha’ ‘uge sandwich! Oh I love ye soo much baby!” Then to Paul’s bed who was also talking in his sleep in fact all of the Beatles where! “Oh Johnny, that’s a beautiful song about me!!” Then to John’s bed “Paulie, yer soo amazing! No ye are!!” Then to Ringo’s bed, a grabber type claw came out and it removed the cover where Ringo’s head should be but except there was his feet instead! Ahme cursed to herself and she went down to the edge of the bed and she pulled back the covers. Ringo mumbled “Oh Georgie! I ‘ave the greatest news! Guess!.....I’m pregnant….yeah we’re gonna ‘ave a family…..” She grabbed Ringo’s ring with the claw and she tried to pull it off but it failed, so she tried again. This time Ringo’s arm was up in the air and he fell to the ground. Ringo woke up and he yawned. He rubbed his eyes and he smirked. He crawled over to John “’ey! ‘ave ye been messing around with me in me kip?!” John hummed in response and Ringo added “Y’know with a fishing rod.” He pointed to his ring and John replied “I wouldn’t touch ye with a plastic one, what are ye doing on the floor?” “I’m tired.” Ringo said and he got up to go back to his room and laid back down. John grabbed his phone and he dialed a number and Paul and George’s phones ran. “’ello?” They both said after they answered and John hit the button on his alarm clock. They needed to talk about Ringo’s ring now.
The Next Day:
The Beatles were getting into their limo (George and Ringo were already in the car) and Paul was stopped “Hey Be-a-tle?” Paul turned around and Klang who had a pouch of gold nuggets said “Gold, un-marked not a mark on it eh?” “No ‘ate them.” Paul stated but Ahme whispered “No!” “I do! It makes yer fingers turn green!” “It’s not the Beatle with the ring! He!” “Aren’t I?” “No unfortunately.” Ahme said winking and Paul walked off into the car and John walked out “Hey Be-a-tle! You shall have fun eh?” “No thanks I’m already rhythm guitar and mouth organ.” John went in the limo and Ahme winked “I didn’t encourage that wink!” George said and Ringo frowned “What?! Do ye want me to wink at ye more often Geo?!” “No!! Baby! I didn’t mean it like that!” “It’s not the one!” Ahme complained and her boss said “My gosh! They all look the same with their similitude and language!” “Swami! Swami!” Bhuda said “It’s raining on your” Ahme and Klang ran off under Bhuda’s umbrella. “After them!” Klang said as the Beatles were driving off. “Quickly! Quickly!” “Yes. Yes.” Bhuta replied and they got into a van. “Shilling!” “Oh shilling!” Bhuta repeated and Klang put it in a coin slot and they drove off.
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