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Chapter 1

by atomickilljoy 2 reviews

My life in Hogwarts.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres:  - Published: 2013-01-25 - Updated: 2013-03-29 - 381 words

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Hi! My name iz Rainbow Ynobe Iero. No I am not related 2 Frank Iero but it wud b so kewl if I waz cuz he iz SO HAWT. My mum named mi Rainbow cuz dat waz my favorite color. Mi middle name is Ynobe cuz dats her name backwards. Idek lol. Anyways, I am a tru scene unlike da posers.

Anyways, my hair is rainbow, like mi name lol nd my skin iz pale. I m also a vampire like mi mum iz. She iz a real goff and doesn't like dat I am scene cuz she wanted mi to b goffik like she iz, but watevas. I cri tears of blood nd sometimes I feel depressed so I cut idc. Mi favorite bands r Green Day, MCR, nd Panic at da disco. I luv dos bands a lot. PENGUIN. Lol I m also very randum. Lol. I liek hello Kitty 2. I m also a student at hogwarts.

So one day I waz walking wit mi friend, Dinosaur (her real name is Rose, but she iz also a tru scene, so she changed it), nd we were walking to da mall part of hogwarts wen all of a sudden I heard a sexii voice yelling my name. It waz..............................................Ron, a.k.a Walrus! Omg he iz da hottest guy in da skool and he iz also a tru scene.

"Hi Rainbow!" Walrus exclaimed.

"Hi Walrus" I roared.

He shook his hed so he cud get hiz blue and red bangs out of hiz face. He iz sooooooooooooooooooooooo hawt but not hotter than Frank Iero cuz dat is impossible.

"So r u going 2 da MCR concert 2day? FALCON PUNCH" Walrus punched mi in da crotch. He iz so random nd so hawt.

"LOL idk I dun have no1 2 go wit!" I cried.

"Omfg okay I wil talk 2 u later" Ron said, skipping away.

I stuck up my middle finger 2 da peeps nd I went 2 my dorm room nd there waz Dinosaur.

"Omfg do u like Walrus?" Dinosaur rawred(lolgeddit?)

"Lmfao no...k maybe." I sed, blushing.

Dinosaur squeaked nd den we herd a knock on da dor. I opened da dor nd it waz...............................................................................................................Walrus!!!!!

"Omfg hi Rainbow!" Walrus sed. "Do u wanna go 2 da MCR concert wit mi?"

I gasped.
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