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SO WHILEDE EIRAND ND GAMZEE WERE CLENINAG ALL THE TOILETS GAMZE EHEAPPENED TO NOTICE THAT ERDIAN WAS NAKED EBCAUSE HE HAD BEEN NAKED THIS ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE HE HAD NEBEER BUT HIS CLOTHES BACK ON AFTER FUCKIGN ENEPETS ADND HE TOOK HIS MOP AND JUST SHOVED IT IN ERIDAN'S ASS AND GOT UP IN THERE. ERIDAN PANICKLED BUT HE DID NOT HAVE ANY WEAPONS BEXAUSE THE CAPTAINS OF THE SOASPEACE PIRATE SHIP TOOK THEM FROM HIM SO ALL HE COULD DO IS GO "no gam no wwhy wwould you do this gam stop" WHILE GAMZEE HONKED WHILE SHOVING THE MOP IN AND OUT OF HIS ASS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OAVER. ERIDAN WAS EXTREMELY TRAUMATIXZED BUT HE BLOCKED THE MEMORY OUT OF HIS MIND. EVNETUALLY THE TWO ESCAPED BECAUSE THE SPACE PIRATES DECIDED TO BE MRRORONS AND LEAV EHTE DOOR OPEN ONE DAY, BUT ERIDAN DID NOT GET AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS BACK AND HE WOULD NEVER SEE AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS AGAIN. ERIDAN GOT HIS ASS OUT OF THERE SO THAT IT DID NOT GET RAPED WITH A MOP AGAIN AND GAMZEE FORGOT WHAT HE WAS DOING AND HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK TO WHERE KAKRAT WAS BECAUSE HE FORGOT HIS HUSKTOP LIKE A STUSPDI. EIRDAN WENT INTO THE CITY AND HE GOT ARRESETED FOR BEIGN NAKED. HE WAS THROWN INTO NAKED PRISON WHERE EVERYONE WAS NAKED IN THE PRIOSON ALL THE TIME. ERIDAN GAINED MORE MEMORIES THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO BLOCK OUT BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY WRINKLY COCKS HANIGNG OUT EVERYWHRERE. EVENTUALLY ERIADN WAS RELEASED FROM NAKED PRISON AND HE FINALLY GOT SOME DAMN CLOFTHES. HE WAS TEHN PROMPTYL ABDUCTED BY THE ROAST CHICKEN ARMY, WHO DECLARED HIM THEIR KING AND SOMEHOW GAVE HIM AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS BACK I LIED WHEN I SAID HE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN I WAS DELIBERATELY WITHHOLDING INFORMATION. THEY TOOK OVER A SMALL COUNTRY WHICH ERIAN RENAMED ORPHANERLAND. IN ORPHNAERLAND NOBODY WAS ALLOWED TO HAVE ALIVE PARENTS,A ND THUSLY THE POPULATION DECREASED VERY SWIFTYLY BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO HAD CHILDREN WAS KILLED. THE ROAST CHICKEN ARMY AND THE CITIZENS EVENTUALLY GOT TIRED OF THIS, OVERTHREW THE GREAT EMPEROR AMPORA, ADN TURNED CONTROL OF THE COUNTRY BAKC OVER TO THE MEXICAN MAFIA, WHO CHANGED THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY BACK TO MEXICLAND. ERIDAN LEFT BUT HE GOT TO KEEP AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS AND HIS CLOTHES. HE TRIPPED AND HE GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN A BOX AND WHEN HE GOT HIS HEAD UNSTUCK FROM THE BOX THERE WAS THIS WEIRD GUY STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM SO NATURALLY ERIDAN'S LIKE "wwho the fuck are you"
AND THE WEIRD GUY IS JUST LIKE "dad i'm your son from the future" AND ERIDAN IS LIKE "bullshit trolls cant have sons" AND SHOOTS HIM THROUGH THE CHEST UNTIL HE DIES. HE THEN FOUND ANOTHER CITY AND GOT A BEAUTIFUL HOTEL ROOM. MEANWHILE GAMZEE MADE IT BACK TO WHERE KAKRATE WAS AND KARKATK DESPITE STILL NOT HAVING A FACE TOLD GAMZEE WHAT HE NEEDED TO DO AGAIN. GAMZEE, AFTER RAPING ANOTHER DUDE WITH THE MOP THAT HE STILL HAD, SET OFF TO FIND ERIDAN ONCE MORE EXCEPT THIS TIME HE DECIDED NOT TO BE A DUMBAND HE BROUGHT HIS HUSTKSTOP WITH HIM. ERIDAN MET THIS GIRL AND HER NAME WAS FUCKFERI. SHE LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL BITCH AND SO EIRDN DISREFARDED HER AND PROCEEDED TO OBTAIN MONEY. AS HE WAS ALREADY RICH AS FUCK AND HAD A LOT OF MONEY HE DECIDED TO USE THE MONEY HE HAD OBTAINED TO START A BONFIRE. IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BONFIRE IN THE ENITRE UNIVERSE AND PEOPLE CAME FROM MILES AROUND TO ATTEMPT TO DANCE AROUND IT BUT ERIDAN WOULDN'T AHEV NONE OF THAT SHIT AND HE SHOT THE ONES THAT TRIED TO DANCE AROUND IT. HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD BE DANCING AROUND THIS BONFIRE, BECAUSE HTIS WAS HIS BEAUTIFUL BONFIRE. HE BEGAN TO DANCE AROUND HTE BONFIRE, AND IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIUFL DANCE ANYONE HAD EVER SEEN INT HEIR ENTIRE LIVES, SO MUCH THAT, I SHIT YOU NOT, EVREYONE WHO LOOKED HAD THE ENTIRE FRONT HALF OF THEIR BODY MELTED OFF EBCAUSE IT WAS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL THAT THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT. THE ONLY PERSON WHO SURVIVED HAVING THE WHOLE FRONT OF THEIR BODY MELTED OFF WAS GAMZEE, AND HE HAD TO RUN BACK TO WHERE KARKAET WAS TO BE FIXED UP. WHEN ERIDAN WAS FINISHED WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL DANCE, HE WENT BACK TO HIS HOTEL ROOM LAYED ON THE BED IN HIS HOTEL ROOM BECAUSE IT WAS NOT A TROLL HOTEL ROM AND THERE WAS NOT A RECUPERACOON INTHERE THERE WAS A BED AND HE DRIFTED OFF INTO A PEACEFUL SLEEP WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE BECAUSE HE HAD CAUSED THE DEATHS OF SO MANY LANDDWELLERS THAT DAY.

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