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SO ERIDANS WOKE UP AND GAMMEMZMEEE WAS STANDING ABOUVE HIM AND GMAMZEE GRABBED HIM BY HIS FACE AND CARRY HIM OYTSDIED SCREAMGING AND PROTESTINGG. NAND THEN HE ATTEMPTED TO KILL ERIDAN TO AVENGE THE SOLLUX WHO HE HAD BEEN SUPPOSED TO AVENGE THIS WHOLE TIME TO NO AVAIL AND SO ERIDAN SHOT HIM THROUGH THE TORSO AND ALSO IN HIS HEAD SEVERAL TIMES WITH AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS AND HE DROPPED TO THE GROUND AND NOT-DIED BECAUSE HE IS INCAPABLE OF DIE OR SOMETHING STUPID AND AWFUL LIKE THAT THAT MAKES LITERALLY EBERYBODY UPSET EXCEPT FOR THE GAMZEE FANGIRLS WHO PROCEED TO SHIT THEMSELVES IN THEIR PUTRID GLEE. AND SO THEN THE ERIDRAN RAN TO THE NEX TOWN, WHICH WAS CALLED NEXT TOWN: THE TOWN OF NEXT AND NEXT AND NEXTS, AND BEAUTIFUL PEOEPLE WHO WEARE WINGE GLASSE ON THEIF BEAUTTIFUFL GORGEOSUS FACES. AND IT WAS POPULATED BY PEOPLE WHO WORE WINE GLASSES ON THEIR BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS SEXYFIED FACES OF GORGEOUS AND SEX. IN AN TERRIBLY UNWARRANTED EFFORT TO FIT IN OR SOMETIHNG, ERIDAN STOLE ONE OF THE WINE GLASSES FROM A MAN WITH A LESS BEAITUFL FACE THAN EVERYMBODY ELSE IN THE WHOLE WOTWN AND AND PLACED IT ON HIS MUCH MORE BEAUTLFILCF FACE. THIS MADE IT IMPOSIBLE TO SEE, BUT AL DID HE LOOK AMAZING WITH THAT WINE GLASS ON HIS FACE LIKE THEAT. UNFOFRITUNATELY HE SMASHED HIS GOREFESOUS FACE AND THE GLASS INTO THE WALL, AND HE WAS BLINDED BY GLASS, NOT FROM THE GLASS BUT FROM HIS GLASSES WHICH HAD BEEN SHATERED. THSI AALLOWED HIM TO BE STOLEN BY A MAENFLICIOSUE ROVING SIREN. THE ROVING SIREN TOOK HIM TO EHER ROVING SIREN CASTLE AND PLACED HIM TNENTASTIOUSLY ON THE FLOOR. "MY NAME IS SAHARA MCEMILY" SAID THE ROVING SIREN, "IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NAME THAT HAS EVER BEEN UTTERED BY MORTALS." "wwhat the fuck is this" SAID ERIDANS. "STFU YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY BORYFRAINED FOREVERS" SAID THE ROVING SIREN. "no im not you are fuckin insane" SAID ERIDAN. "NO ERIDAN. YOU ARE THE INSANE." AND THEN ERIDAN WAS INSANE. THERE WAS SIMPLY NO STPOOING IT FROM HAPPEN.
MENAENEDWHILE GMAMEZEE WAS STARTINGGN TO GET UP AND HE VOMITED ALL OVER THE TOWNSPEOPLE. THIS CAUSED THEM TO FORCE HIM ITNO VOMIT PRISON. VOMIT PRISON IS VERY UNPLAESENENT BTECAUSE PEOPLE VOMIT ON YOU ALL THE TIME. ALSO HE WAS ANALLY RAPED OR SOME SHIT. "n9 n9 n9" SAID KANKRI, FURIOUSLY "y9u have t9 tag y9ur triggers n9w, and als9 it is extremely s9cially inappr9priate t9 make a rape j9ke." KANKRI WAS SENT TO SOCIAL JUSTICE PRISON, WHERE HRE WAS ALSO ANALY RAPPED, IN THE MSOST SOCVIALLY INAPPROPRIATE WAY POSSBIBLE. HE WAS THEN USEXD IN A NOIN-HUMAN SWACRIFFICE TO SUMMON SUPERSATAN. SUPERSATAN CAUSED THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS BEFORE GOING ON HIS MERRY WAY TO ELSEWHERES IN THE UNIFERSE. NOBODY GAVE TWO FUCKS, NOT EVEN KAKNRKI BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.
ERIDAN HAD SOMEHOW ESCAPED FROM THE ROVING SIREN AND ALSO HE HAD MADE AN ALLY IN THE FORM OF A HEADLESS CHICKEN WITH A STRAW FOR A HEAD. THAT IS NOT AN OXYMORON, SHUT YOUR DUMB ASS FACE. HE WAS ALSO GIVEN A QUEST TO FIND SOME CHILD'S HAT, WHICH HE QUICKLY DISREGARDED AFTER HE HAD SHOT THE CHILD AND LIOOTED ITS CORPSE FOR MONEY. THE HEADLESS CHICKEN SUCKED OUT THE DEAD CHILD CORPSES'S ORGANES WITH ITS BEAUTIFUFL HEAD. THEY THEN PROCEDED TO PILLAGE THE NEXTOT TOWN, WHICH WAS C ALLED POF. POF WAS A TERRIBLE PLACE FULLED WITH TERRIBLE PEOPLE ANYWAYS, SO NOTHING OF IMPROTEANECE WAS LOST. ERIDAN SET THE ENTIRE PLACE ON FIRE AND WATCHED IT BURN FOR SEVERAL MINTUES BEFORE THE SMOKE GETTING IN HIS EYES CAUSED HIM PAINS NA DHE MOEVED ON. CHICKEN MAN HEADLESS WAS UNFORTUANETLEY LOSRT DURING THE PULLAGING BECAUASE HE DIED HORRIBLY WITHOUT BEING MISSED. SUDDENLY ERIDAN HEARD A VOICE FO SOMEOBODY BEHINDES HIM AND HE TURNED AROUND ONLY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACEC. ERIDAN GASPED. "its you"
IT WAS THE GHOST OF SOLLUXESESX!!!!!!!
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