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• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) Sam41 2013-04-18

  Ash honey, you didn't do anything.
  You didn't cause her to kill herself. It may not have been the only motive for doing what she did; this was not you're fault. You where putting 2 and 2 together, going off a theory, you did nothing wrong.
  Don't even say you did, and please don't do this. It honestly kills me to hear you in this state, to know that you're feeling like this and I can't do jack shit about it.
  

  Author's response

  I'm a little better now. AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET FUCKING PRINGLES SOON I WILL KILL.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) Sam41 2013-04-18

  HOLYSHITASH
  CHILL IT
  They're only fucking chips
  
  Mountain Dew Code Red
  That shit is worth going batshit crazy (they're selling it in Canada right now, PEOPLE BETTER VOTE FOR IT TO FUCKING BE SOLD AROUND HERE OR I WILL KIIIILL)
  
  So you're email is still down? (Time to sound completely creeper)
  But gotta cell phone?

  Author's response

  My phones locked out in the back room.
  SHITFUCKCOCKBALLS.
  SAM DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM IT I AM FUCKING HUNGRY AND CRAVING PRINGLES IDK MAYBE IM PREGNANT

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  I have milk.

  Author's response

  Ew. I honestly hate milk.
  Milk fic.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) Sam41 2013-04-18

  Wow...that sucks cockballcock
  
  I WILL TELL YOU TO CALM IT
  LIKE BLOODY HELL WOMAN CALM THE FUCKING TITS
  DONT SPIT FUCKING LAVA
  
  MAYBE IM PREGNANT
  YOU CHEATED ON ME?!
  IT AINT POSSIBLE
  2 CHICKS=NO KID
  ONE CHICK LIVING IN FUCKING CANADA AND THE OTHER IN DUBIA= DEFENITLY NO KID
  ONE FUCKING HATES KIDS=HELL.NO.FUCKING.KID
  Idk, I am tired and nmnnnnnnnnnn
  Motivationless
  once
  again

  Author's response

  TITS = CALMED.
  I ATE 3 BOUNTY BARS
  I THINK I CAN READ MINDS

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  OH GOD.
  
  WOWOWOW.
  
  THE ASHLLIE BABIES.
  
  

  Author's response

  -pats tummy-

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) Sam41 2013-04-18

  ELLI?!
  WHA-WHAT
  
  THIS IS WHY I DONT DATE
  IT ALWAYS ENDS BAD FOR ME
  
  ELLI GODDAMMIT WOMAN!
  I THOUGHT WE WHERE FRIENDS
  LANDSHARK DUDE
  LAND-SHARK
  TREE DICKS
  DAMN
  FUCK
  COCK BALL COCK

  Author's response

  MAYBE IM LIKE ZEUS
  Mybe I just pop fully-grown women outta my forehead-birthing area.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  WE ARE FRIENDS.
  
  ASH IS MY FRIEND, TOO.
  
  WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING FRIEND BABIES?

  Author's response

  I AM ZEUS, I POP WOMEN FROM MY FOREHEAD-BIRTHING AREA.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) Sam41 2013-04-18

  having friend babies is fucked
  it's like
  "YEAH LETS FUCK, BUT FUCK LIKE FRIENDS"
  someone gets knocked up
  someone gets cheated on
  and it never turns out
  
  NOW TO HAVE MAH SHOWER, AND BE CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

  Author's response

  Mm,
  BUT YOU FORGET THAT I AM ZEUS.
  I POP CHILDREN FROM MY FOREHEAD.

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) gemiam 2013-04-18

  Aaaand i just ate something with chocolate. Be back later, gotta go to a hospital.

  Author's response

  Are you allergic to chocolate of something?

• These Tears Aren't Drying

  (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18

  Oh god, Gem, I'm sorry. Be careful, honey. We love you.

  Author's response

  Exactly, my beautiful landshark baby momma Ellie. We love you, Gem.

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