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Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-06
AM I THE QUEEN OF GAY SEX?!?!?!
Tell me I'm pretty.
I'm high off air again jesusAuthor's response
YOU ARE THE FUCKING POPE OF GAY SEX.
OKAY.
God, someone better tell Danny #NoMoreDForDan ahahaha I kid, I kid.Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-06
SADIE WHATTHEFUCK
SOME INDIAN GUY JUST FUCKING WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND ASKED FOR GARBAGE BAGS
LIKE NO SHOO GET THE FUCK OUT MANAuthor's response
OH MY GOD.
"can I have a garbage bag please?"
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!
GET YO' OWN GARBAGE BAGS FUCKER?!Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-06
#NoMoreDForDan
#NoMoreSexForAsh
GAVIN FREE IS SUCH A FUCKING BABE I MEAN I REFUSE TO FUNCTION UNTIL HE DESTROYS MEAuthor's response
HAHA OH MY GOD WE NEED MORE OF THESE TRENDS HAHA.
right, lets go.Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-06
Next chapter, I demand this line be in there:
"Dude," Ash smirked, laying a hand on my ((Danny's)) shoulder. "Vic's a good fuck, but nothing can compare to Jaime's magical python of bisexual love."Author's response
OH MY GOD IT WILL BE IN THERE.
Bisexual love holy jesus.Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-06
HEY HEY HEY
SINCE MY NEXT FIC IS BASED AROUND IMing I NEED YOU TO PICK A USERNAME
SWS, BMTH, YMAS, ATL, PTV & MCR are in it so.
And so are Sam and I.
And you too.Author's response
OH MY FUCKING GOD RIGHT.
My username will be: GirlWithNoLife.
Wait no.. InternetFreak yeah.
oh this will be awesome post the first chapter soon alright.Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-06
I will babygirl.
Best line in it so far:
OneAndOnlySkumfuk: DEAR GOD KELLIN LOOK AT HOW FUCKING PERFECT SHE IS DEAR FUCKING LORD I WANNA MARRY THIS CHICK HOLY FUCK
AnthemMade: Skye, calm your tits. First, stop stalking Ash. Second, ask the girl out. Third: ... did anyone else see how cockmeltingly sexy Fuentes looked today because damn I would let that boy do things I didn't know where possible to my diddly-hole.
Sykopath: SLOW RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN SATANAuthor's response
OH GOD THAT SOUND SO FUNNYDiary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) Elliot 2013-05-06
Hi.... diddly-hole? What?Author's response
Elliot. Do not ask. Ash is high off air.Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-06
Oh, hi. Elliot, I'm Ash, your friendly neighborhood whore. I'm not really a whore.
I'm dating a wonderful girl, known here as Sam41 or NothingToProve.
I'm just telling Sadie about a fic I'm writing.
Also: you're a dude, aren't you? You're totally a dude, right?Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) Elliot 2013-05-06
Ah, I'm not saying if I'm a boy or a girl. Feel fee to refer to ne as either. its nice to meet you.Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.
(#) HatedEyes 2013-05-06
Tomorrow, I shall email thou about your gender.
I wish I hadn't told people whether I was a chick or a dude. Then I could've called myself Oliver and been fucking awesome.
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