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Jack, What The Fuck Are You Doing?
4 reviewsJack Barakat has a milkshake.. if you know what I mean ;)
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-SadikiTheWeirdo signed in-
-BitchImEllis signed in-
SadikiTheWeirdo: HAYYY GURLLL.
BitchImEllis: Sup, you sassy homo?
SadikiTheWeirdo: You're the sassy homo, Ellis.
BitchImEllis: Am I? I thought you were, Sadiki.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Whatever. Where's Axel?
BitchImEllis: His laptop broke, and it'll be a few days before it's repaired.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Right..
BitchImEllis: Anyway, Ash and Sam just texted me saying they'll be on in two, same with Jack and Alex.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Schweet!
- ICallBullshit signed in-
- SameSunRising signed in-
ICallBullshit: SUP BITCHEZ!
SameSunRising: YEAH, WASSUP?
SadikiTheWeirdo: Ladies and Motherfucking Gentleman, SAM AND ASH HAVE ARRIVED!
ICallBullshit: Hellz-to-da-yeah.
-JalexGaskarth signed in-
-JackBarakitty signed in-
JalexGaskarth: HEY HOMOS!
SadikiTheWeirdo: Alex, you're the homo here.
JackBarakitty: Ahem.
SadikiTheWeirdo: And Jack.
JackBarakitty: Fuck yeah, I'm noticed! And, I swear to fuck this milkshake is beast.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Ooh, what flavour is it?
JackBarakitty: ... Cum flavour...
ICallBullshit: Jack.. are you sucking off Alex?
JalexGaskarth: Yep. And is doing a fucking grand job at it too.
SameSunRising: ...
ICallBullshit: urm..
BitchImEllis: what the fuck?
SadikiTheWeirdo: Alex's milkshake brings all da Jack's to da yard..
ICallBullshit: What the fucking Satan's tits, Sadiki?
SadikiTheWeirdo: What? we were all thinkin' it.
-VicDaMexican signed in-
VicDaMexican: DAMN IT KELLIN GET DA FUCKING SATAN'S TITS ON HERE BEFORE I..
SadikiTheWeirdo: Suck his dick?
VicDaMexican: Of course not!
ICallBullshit: Vic, don't motherfucking lie to us.
VicDaMexican: Fine. If he don't come on here in the next two minutes I will suck him off.
-KellicFuentes signed in-
KellicFuentes: You'll what, Vic?
SadikiTheWeirdo: He's gonna suck you off, Kellin.
VicDaMexican: I ONLY SAID I WOULD IF HE NEVER GOT ON HERE, WHICH HE HAS SO SHUSH CHILD.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Child? CHILD?! I'm your age Vic.
VicDaMexican: Whatever.
ICallBullshit: Can you still suck him off anyway?
KellicFuentes: Yes, he may.
VicDaMexican: No I won't.
KellicFuentes: Pleaaassseeee? before I send you the weirdest of my nudes ever..
VicDaMexican: Do it, bitch.
SadikiTheWeirdo: NO. NU-UH. I HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF PENISES EVER. I WILL HAVE TO BURN MY EYES OUT SOON ENOUGH.
KellicFuentes: I sent it in a text, Sadiki. Put the bleach away.
VicDaMexican: Holy fucking shit, Kellin..
KellicFuentes: You like? ;)
VicDaMexican: ... give me TEN MINUTES.
-VicDaMexican signed off-
ICallBullshit: He's in for some lovin'.
-chat end-
-BitchImEllis signed in-
SadikiTheWeirdo: HAYYY GURLLL.
BitchImEllis: Sup, you sassy homo?
SadikiTheWeirdo: You're the sassy homo, Ellis.
BitchImEllis: Am I? I thought you were, Sadiki.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Whatever. Where's Axel?
BitchImEllis: His laptop broke, and it'll be a few days before it's repaired.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Right..
BitchImEllis: Anyway, Ash and Sam just texted me saying they'll be on in two, same with Jack and Alex.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Schweet!
- ICallBullshit signed in-
- SameSunRising signed in-
ICallBullshit: SUP BITCHEZ!
SameSunRising: YEAH, WASSUP?
SadikiTheWeirdo: Ladies and Motherfucking Gentleman, SAM AND ASH HAVE ARRIVED!
ICallBullshit: Hellz-to-da-yeah.
-JalexGaskarth signed in-
-JackBarakitty signed in-
JalexGaskarth: HEY HOMOS!
SadikiTheWeirdo: Alex, you're the homo here.
JackBarakitty: Ahem.
SadikiTheWeirdo: And Jack.
JackBarakitty: Fuck yeah, I'm noticed! And, I swear to fuck this milkshake is beast.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Ooh, what flavour is it?
JackBarakitty: ... Cum flavour...
ICallBullshit: Jack.. are you sucking off Alex?
JalexGaskarth: Yep. And is doing a fucking grand job at it too.
SameSunRising: ...
ICallBullshit: urm..
BitchImEllis: what the fuck?
SadikiTheWeirdo: Alex's milkshake brings all da Jack's to da yard..
ICallBullshit: What the fucking Satan's tits, Sadiki?
SadikiTheWeirdo: What? we were all thinkin' it.
-VicDaMexican signed in-
VicDaMexican: DAMN IT KELLIN GET DA FUCKING SATAN'S TITS ON HERE BEFORE I..
SadikiTheWeirdo: Suck his dick?
VicDaMexican: Of course not!
ICallBullshit: Vic, don't motherfucking lie to us.
VicDaMexican: Fine. If he don't come on here in the next two minutes I will suck him off.
-KellicFuentes signed in-
KellicFuentes: You'll what, Vic?
SadikiTheWeirdo: He's gonna suck you off, Kellin.
VicDaMexican: I ONLY SAID I WOULD IF HE NEVER GOT ON HERE, WHICH HE HAS SO SHUSH CHILD.
SadikiTheWeirdo: Child? CHILD?! I'm your age Vic.
VicDaMexican: Whatever.
ICallBullshit: Can you still suck him off anyway?
KellicFuentes: Yes, he may.
VicDaMexican: No I won't.
KellicFuentes: Pleaaassseeee? before I send you the weirdest of my nudes ever..
VicDaMexican: Do it, bitch.
SadikiTheWeirdo: NO. NU-UH. I HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF PENISES EVER. I WILL HAVE TO BURN MY EYES OUT SOON ENOUGH.
KellicFuentes: I sent it in a text, Sadiki. Put the bleach away.
VicDaMexican: Holy fucking shit, Kellin..
KellicFuentes: You like? ;)
VicDaMexican: ... give me TEN MINUTES.
-VicDaMexican signed off-
ICallBullshit: He's in for some lovin'.
-chat end-
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