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Jack, What The Fuck Are You Doing?

by MCR-99 4 reviews

Jack Barakat has a milkshake.. if you know what I mean ;)

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2013-05-20 - 366 words

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-SadikiTheWeirdo signed in-
-BitchImEllis signed in-

SadikiTheWeirdo: HAYYY GURLLL.

BitchImEllis: Sup, you sassy homo?

SadikiTheWeirdo: You're the sassy homo, Ellis.

BitchImEllis: Am I? I thought you were, Sadiki.

SadikiTheWeirdo: Whatever. Where's Axel?

BitchImEllis: His laptop broke, and it'll be a few days before it's repaired.

SadikiTheWeirdo: Right..

BitchImEllis: Anyway, Ash and Sam just texted me saying they'll be on in two, same with Jack and Alex.

SadikiTheWeirdo: Schweet!

- ICallBullshit signed in-
- SameSunRising signed in-

ICallBullshit: SUP BITCHEZ!

SameSunRising: YEAH, WASSUP?

SadikiTheWeirdo: Ladies and Motherfucking Gentleman, SAM AND ASH HAVE ARRIVED!

ICallBullshit: Hellz-to-da-yeah.

-JalexGaskarth signed in-
-JackBarakitty signed in-

JalexGaskarth: HEY HOMOS!

SadikiTheWeirdo: Alex, you're the homo here.

JackBarakitty: Ahem.

SadikiTheWeirdo: And Jack.

JackBarakitty: Fuck yeah, I'm noticed! And, I swear to fuck this milkshake is beast.

SadikiTheWeirdo: Ooh, what flavour is it?

JackBarakitty: ... Cum flavour...

ICallBullshit: Jack.. are you sucking off Alex?

JalexGaskarth: Yep. And is doing a fucking grand job at it too.

SameSunRising: ...

ICallBullshit: urm..

BitchImEllis: what the fuck?

SadikiTheWeirdo: Alex's milkshake brings all da Jack's to da yard..

ICallBullshit: What the fucking Satan's tits, Sadiki?

SadikiTheWeirdo: What? we were all thinkin' it.

-VicDaMexican signed in-

VicDaMexican: DAMN IT KELLIN GET DA FUCKING SATAN'S TITS ON HERE BEFORE I..

SadikiTheWeirdo: Suck his dick?

VicDaMexican: Of course not!

ICallBullshit: Vic, don't motherfucking lie to us.

VicDaMexican: Fine. If he don't come on here in the next two minutes I will suck him off.

-KellicFuentes signed in-

KellicFuentes: You'll what, Vic?

SadikiTheWeirdo: He's gonna suck you off, Kellin.

VicDaMexican: I ONLY SAID I WOULD IF HE NEVER GOT ON HERE, WHICH HE HAS SO SHUSH CHILD.

SadikiTheWeirdo: Child? CHILD?! I'm your age Vic.

VicDaMexican: Whatever.

ICallBullshit: Can you still suck him off anyway?

KellicFuentes: Yes, he may.

VicDaMexican: No I won't.

KellicFuentes: Pleaaassseeee? before I send you the weirdest of my nudes ever..

VicDaMexican: Do it, bitch.

SadikiTheWeirdo: NO. NU-UH. I HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF PENISES EVER. I WILL HAVE TO BURN MY EYES OUT SOON ENOUGH.

KellicFuentes: I sent it in a text, Sadiki. Put the bleach away.

VicDaMexican: Holy fucking shit, Kellin..

KellicFuentes: You like? ;)

VicDaMexican: ... give me TEN MINUTES.

-VicDaMexican signed off-

ICallBullshit: He's in for some lovin'.

-chat end-
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