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/Defiling Children's Songs, Naruto-style!/
By: ladygizarme
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, its characters, or any of the songs I parody in this series. I make no money; it's just for fun, and they're /not/ meant for children!
A/N: So, my girl Houseki reviewed on my first parody, "Bed the Boys", and suggested I tackle nursery rhymes next lol. Another reviewer wondered what I could do with other X-mas songs. Well, the seed was planted, and here I am with more song parodies! This will be a series of kids' song parodies, featuring different themes, that I'll add to when I feel like it. I'll be making a separate one for the X-mas songs, whenever I get around to it. Enjoy!
Theme: Shino and his bugs
Spoilers for this Parody: Major Shino-centric spoilers for Chuunin exam and Destroy Konoha arcs.
Shino Had Some Little Bugs:
[To the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"]
Shino had some little bugs,
little bugs, little bugs
Shino had some little bugs,
they lived in him, you know
And everywhere that chakra went,
chakra went, chakra went,
And everywhere that chakra went,
the bugs were sure to go
They stopped up Zaku's air holes,
air holes, air holes
They stopped up Zaku's air holes,
his fate was really grim
A female stuck to Sasuke's shirt,
Sasuke's shirt, Sasuke's shirt
A female stuck to Sasuke's shirt,
so Shino could track him
He got to Sasuke just in time,
just in time, just in time
He got to Sasuke just in time
to fight with Kankurou
His puppet had hidden weapons,
hidden weapons, hidden weapons
His puppet had hidden weapons,
and poison starred the show
Shino kept his cool, though,
cool though, cool though
Yes, Shino kept his cool, though
He had a plan in mind
Attacked the puppets with his bugs,
with his bugs, with his bugs
Attacked the puppets with his bugs
Kankurou dropped his lines
That was just a trap, you know
trap you know, trap you know
Hey, that was just a trap, you know
Kankurou took the bait
The Sand nin thought he'd won the fight,
won the fight, won the fight
The Sand nin thought he'd won the fight
Bug ambush was his fate
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A/N2: So, according to the lyrics I googled, there's 8 verses in "Mary Had a Little Lamb". My parody has 10, because I wanted to finish the 'story'. And just in case you were wondering, no, "Bug" in that last line /wasn't/ a typo. (if you couldn't tell from the theme... XP) I'm posting two songs right now, so feel free to check out the next one! (its theme is Uchihacest) And feel free to review, too!!
By: ladygizarme
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, its characters, or any of the songs I parody in this series. I make no money; it's just for fun, and they're /not/ meant for children!
A/N: So, my girl Houseki reviewed on my first parody, "Bed the Boys", and suggested I tackle nursery rhymes next lol. Another reviewer wondered what I could do with other X-mas songs. Well, the seed was planted, and here I am with more song parodies! This will be a series of kids' song parodies, featuring different themes, that I'll add to when I feel like it. I'll be making a separate one for the X-mas songs, whenever I get around to it. Enjoy!
Theme: Shino and his bugs
Spoilers for this Parody: Major Shino-centric spoilers for Chuunin exam and Destroy Konoha arcs.
Shino Had Some Little Bugs:
[To the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"]
Shino had some little bugs,
little bugs, little bugs
Shino had some little bugs,
they lived in him, you know
And everywhere that chakra went,
chakra went, chakra went,
And everywhere that chakra went,
the bugs were sure to go
They stopped up Zaku's air holes,
air holes, air holes
They stopped up Zaku's air holes,
his fate was really grim
A female stuck to Sasuke's shirt,
Sasuke's shirt, Sasuke's shirt
A female stuck to Sasuke's shirt,
so Shino could track him
He got to Sasuke just in time,
just in time, just in time
He got to Sasuke just in time
to fight with Kankurou
His puppet had hidden weapons,
hidden weapons, hidden weapons
His puppet had hidden weapons,
and poison starred the show
Shino kept his cool, though,
cool though, cool though
Yes, Shino kept his cool, though
He had a plan in mind
Attacked the puppets with his bugs,
with his bugs, with his bugs
Attacked the puppets with his bugs
Kankurou dropped his lines
That was just a trap, you know
trap you know, trap you know
Hey, that was just a trap, you know
Kankurou took the bait
The Sand nin thought he'd won the fight,
won the fight, won the fight
The Sand nin thought he'd won the fight
Bug ambush was his fate
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
A/N2: So, according to the lyrics I googled, there's 8 verses in "Mary Had a Little Lamb". My parody has 10, because I wanted to finish the 'story'. And just in case you were wondering, no, "Bug" in that last line /wasn't/ a typo. (if you couldn't tell from the theme... XP) I'm posting two songs right now, so feel free to check out the next one! (its theme is Uchihacest) And feel free to review, too!!
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