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/Defiling Children's Songs, Naruto-style!/

By: ladygizarme

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, its characters, or any of the songs I parody in this series. I make no money; it's just for fun, and they're /not/ meant for children!

Theme: Uchihacest

Warnings for this Parody: Yaoi, Uchihacest (incest)

Hush My Otouto:
[to the tune of "Hush Little Baby"]

Hush my otouto, don't say a word
Aniki will make sure that no one heard

And if they heard you scream and moan
Aniki will threaten to break their bones

And if their bones do matter to them
Aniki will come to fuck you again

And when we fuck, you'll come and come
Aniki will lick it all up with his tongue

And when that skilled tongue's licked you clean
Aniki will smirk down at your lustful gleam

And when that gleam is in your eye
You know Aniki can never refuse or deny

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A/N: /So/ not the lullaby you thought you knew, ne. lol