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/Defiling Children's Songs, Naruto-style!/

By: ladygizarme

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, its characters, or any of the songs I parody in this series. I make no money; it's just for fun, and they're not meant for children!

Theme: Naruto's vow

Warnings/Spoilers for this Parody: post "Rescue Sasuke" arc, slight angst, Shounen-ai

A/N: As requested from my AFF reviewer "too lazy to sign in", the Shounen-ai parody of the same song from last chapter, "Faraway Cookies". (And as for your suggestion of the songs from American Tale, I had actually thought of doing a songfic for "Somewhere Out There" awhile ago, but never got around to it... I had actually forgotten about it until you mentioned the song lol. Maybe I'll still do that, or a parody, or a combination. :p We'll see...) Again, to hear the original version, go here:
http://www.rhapsody.com/sandraboynton/philadelphiachickens

Faraway Sasuke
[to the tune of "Faraway Cookies"; in Naruto's POV]

And now you're really gone
Couldn't get you to stay
Orochimaru has tricked you somehow...
And I'm thinking of you,
though you're so far away
And I'm wanting you close to me now

Oh Uchiha Sasuke,
Somewhere with the snake,
Hiding inside of a cave...
I'm not giving up
'til you're home again
I swear, it's you I'm gonna save

I can never forget you
Those orders I ignore
I can't lie and say that I've tried...
I call out your name,
but I'll have to do more
To bring you back here to my side

Oh Uchiha Sasuke,
Somewhere with the snake,
Hiding inside of a cave...
I'm not giving up
'til you're home again
I swear, it's you I'm gonna save

If I had three wishes, they'd all be for you
If I had my way, you'd be back!
Oh, to reach to your heart!
We got off to a bad start
But now you're the friend that I lack!

I believe we will be back together someday
I cannot be happy 'til then...
Cuz I loved you before
And it grows more and more
And I want to be with you again

But now you're really gone
Couldn't get you to stay...

Oh Uchiha Sasuke,
Somewhere with the snake,
Hiding inside of a cave...
I'm not giving up
'til you're home again
I swear, it's you I'm gonna save

And then I will be with you again...

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A/N2: If you guys have ideas for songs I should parody, go ahead and suggest them. I can't promise I'll do all of them, or how soon I'll write the ones I do, but suggesting can't hurt, ne...

'til next time
~ lg