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He really is a funny guy
22 reviewsThe people from the village seem funny. But funny is normal to them. That's why Frank is funny. Hes TOO normal. Enter strange lady. NEW FRANK!
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AN: Scene consists of that song from Beauty and the Beast named Belle. You know the one with the village and Belle reading Harry Potter??? :3 True story, man!
Anyway enjoy the read!
Scene Two!
CAMERA PANS THROUGH CLOUDS AND ZOOMS INTO A VILLAGE AND PICS OUT THE BAND’S TOUR BUS. IT IS MORNING TIME.
IN THE BUS, Frank WAKES UP AND YAWNS. HE LOOKS AT Ray THEN Mikey THEN Gerard.
Frank:
Guys! Wake up…you know I hate when it’s only me awake in the mornings!
No response
Frank:
We gotta get coffee…
Everyone immediately wakes up. Gerard and Mikey are nearly drooling at the sound of ‘coffee’.
Ray:
Good morning, Frank! What was that about coffee?
A list is slapped into Frank’s hands. It is a list of coffee orders. Frank’s takes the slip and leaves the bus…yes, still in his pyjamas. He begins to walk around the town. The sun is shining and the birds are singing.
CUE ‘BELLE-BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’.
Frank: (smiling)
Little town,
It's a quiet village
Every day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say…
Village people:
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! YOU DIE!
Frank:
There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell.
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this mentally crazy town!
Baker:
GET LOST, FRANK!
Frank:
GOODMORNING, SIR!
Baker:
Where do you think you’re going?
Frank:
The coffee shop! Yesterday I drank the most wonderful coffee ever…it tasted like beanstalks and ogres and - -
Baker:
JUST SHUT UP! (Turns to shop window) WIFE! GET THE GUN! HURRY UP!
Two elderly women: (Watch Frank back away from crazed baker)
Look there she goes that guy is strange, no question.
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Crossdresser:
Never part of any crowd
Crossdresser’s partner:
'Cause his head's up on some cloud.
Everyone:
No denying he's a funny guy, that Frank!
Frank: (to random girl)
Hello!
Girl: (shy)
Good day!
Frank:
How is your baby?
Girl:
Mister?
Frank:
That’s me!
Girl:
What babies that?
Frank smirks mischievously as he walks away. The girl cries whilst crying randomly in the street.
Random man: (grabs Frank by the shirt)
I need YOUR EGGS!
Frank: (smirks)
They’re too expensive… (Walks away) THERE MUST BE MORE TO THIS MAD CRAZY TOWN!
ENTERS THE COFFEE SHOP
Mr. Latte: (actually looks happy)
Ahhh…Frank!
Frank:
Good Morning. I've come to get 4 coffees. Have you got anything new?
Mr. Latte: (Laughs)
Ha Ha! Not since yesterday.
Frank:
That's all right. I'll get… (pulls out the list of orders and points to his choice) this one!
Mr. Latte:
That one? But you've had it twice!
Frank:
Well, it's my favourite! Creamy topping! Cinnamon flavour! It’s heaven in disguise!
Mr. Latte:
If you like it all that much, it's free!
Frank:
But dude!
Mr. Latte: (pushing the four coffees towards him)
I insist.
Frank:
Well, thank you. Thank you very much!
He leaves
Townsfolk: (eying Frank)
Look there he goes that Frank is so peculiar,
We want to crush him with a tank!
Women:
It seems we’re on the brink…
Men:
Whilst he’s stuck in his drink…
All:
No denying he’s a funny guy that Frank!
Frank: (sits down beside a fountain. A llama innocently sits next to him)
Oh isn’t this amazing? (looking at his coffee)
It’s my favourite part because you’ll see…
Heres where it gets all creamy…
And I have discovered this is it!
The best coffee!
He gets up to leave.
Lady: (in shop looking at Frank)
I always wonder why the call him ‘Frankie’…
His looks have got no parallel.
Man: (beside her looking lustfully at Frank)
In amongst his creepy lot
He’s the one whose mostly hot!
Very different from the rest of us…
All:
He's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, different from the rest of us is Frank!
Frank finishes his coffee and picks up a rock and throws it at a bird which is perched on a building.
Enter Kellin! He jumps off a building and catches the bird. He snatches the bird for dinner.
Kellin:
WOW! You didn’t miss a shot, Frank! (He quickly stuffs the bird in his ratty jacket) You’re the greatest bird murderer in the whole world!
Frank: B)
I know.
Kellin:
No man slash object stands a chance against you! (Notices the three coffees) No coffee for that matter!
Frank:
IT’S TRUE (Looking challengingly at the coffees) And I’ve got my sights set on that one! (Points to Gerard’s coffee)
Kellin: (Confused)
Wait- -Gerard’s coffee??
Frank: (picks up said coffee lovingly)
She’s the one! The lucky coffee I shall devour!
Kellin:
You can’t devour- -
Frank:
Coffee…I know…
Kellin:
I know but… (looks at the coffee as if he were thirsty)
Frank: (Head butts Kellin)
That makes her the best! (Grabs Kellin by remains of his shirt) And don’t I deserve the best?!
Kellin: (reaches out for the coffee)
Yes but just gimme one little tinsy winsy sip!
Frank: (drops Kellin and begins singing again)
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her…
I said she's scrumptious and I fell,
In the shop there's only she,
Whose as tastyful as me!
So I'm making plans to steal and drink this cup!
Coffees: (become animate and start singing)
Look, there he is.
Isn’t he creepy?
Mr. Frankie, he’s such a perv.
Lord, save our souls!
He loves us creamy!!
HE’S SUCH A SMALL WHITE WEAK AND CREEPY DUDE!
Townsfolk start singing different demands at eachother as Frank tries to pass through.
Frank: (standing on top of a cart full of machetes)
There must be more to this mad crazy life!
Man: (who owns the machete cart)
PLEASE GET DOWN OR I SHALL GO GET MY KNIFE!!
All:
Look there he goes that guy is strange and special.
A most peculiar little Frank…
It’s a pity and a sin.
He doesn’t quite fit in.
‘Cause he is really funny guy.
A special and a funny guy.
He really is a funny guy!!!
That Frank!!!
SONG END
Frank continues walking with the remaining 3 coffees. He is about to whistle but is dragged into an alley. The coffees fall to the ground and hop away shouting about freedom.
Frank:
What the hell?! (He looks around and spots an old woman hunched over. She has an eyepatch! :O) Who are you?
Woman:
You, Frank Iero, are in danger!
Frank:
Well I did drop those coffees, Gerard’s gonna rip my head off- -
Woman: (hits him over the head with a guitar)
NO, BAFOON! I see the past, present and future! (She grabs him by the shirt and pulls him closer.) Danger Days…it’s gonna be big! (Winks)
Frank:
o_O
Woman: (Abruptly)
Anywhore! You are in graaaaaaaave danger!! Dark clouds… an evil tyrant… DEATH! (Clings to him) DEATH EVERYWHERE!
Frank: (looking worried)
Shit! This is bad ! I need more keywords, please! (Pulls out a notepad and pen from no where.)
Woman: (Sighs)
Um… tea party… giant monster… change… evil tyrant…death. That’s it…did you get it down?
Frank: (still writing)
…vil…ty…rant…death… (stops) Got it! (smiles)
Woman:
You don’t seem very upset do you?
Frank:
Meh…
Woman: (Growls and grabs his hand)
LOOK!
Frank’s eyes roll up. In his mind he sees a dark figure sitting on a thrown laughing evilly as lightening strikes. He looks at Frank. His eyes are red. A snake like tongue slithers out of his mouth for a second.
Dark evil guy:
Run…
Frank: (pulls away yelping as he is brought back to reality. He falls to the ground.)
Who was that? Was he the tyrant?? Was that the freaking exorcist?! (Frank stops as he notices the woman is lying on the ground. Yeah…she kinda died :3 ) Oh, shit… (gets up and runs from the scene.)
AN Ohhhhhh God!!!!! Drama everywhere!! I cant handle it!!! BTW this is what the old lady looks like
http://www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Big-Fish-Helena-Bonham-Carter.jpg but shes animated obviously cause this is a disney musical after all :D
I'd love someone to actually make an adaption of this like on youtube or something? That would make me melt :L
So YEAH! Kinda sad really that she died but anywhore! r&r guys!
Bye!
Anyway enjoy the read!
Scene Two!
CAMERA PANS THROUGH CLOUDS AND ZOOMS INTO A VILLAGE AND PICS OUT THE BAND’S TOUR BUS. IT IS MORNING TIME.
IN THE BUS, Frank WAKES UP AND YAWNS. HE LOOKS AT Ray THEN Mikey THEN Gerard.
Frank:
Guys! Wake up…you know I hate when it’s only me awake in the mornings!
No response
Frank:
We gotta get coffee…
Everyone immediately wakes up. Gerard and Mikey are nearly drooling at the sound of ‘coffee’.
Ray:
Good morning, Frank! What was that about coffee?
A list is slapped into Frank’s hands. It is a list of coffee orders. Frank’s takes the slip and leaves the bus…yes, still in his pyjamas. He begins to walk around the town. The sun is shining and the birds are singing.
CUE ‘BELLE-BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’.
Frank: (smiling)
Little town,
It's a quiet village
Every day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say…
Village people:
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! YOU DIE!
Frank:
There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell.
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this mentally crazy town!
Baker:
GET LOST, FRANK!
Frank:
GOODMORNING, SIR!
Baker:
Where do you think you’re going?
Frank:
The coffee shop! Yesterday I drank the most wonderful coffee ever…it tasted like beanstalks and ogres and - -
Baker:
JUST SHUT UP! (Turns to shop window) WIFE! GET THE GUN! HURRY UP!
Two elderly women: (Watch Frank back away from crazed baker)
Look there she goes that guy is strange, no question.
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Crossdresser:
Never part of any crowd
Crossdresser’s partner:
'Cause his head's up on some cloud.
Everyone:
No denying he's a funny guy, that Frank!
Frank: (to random girl)
Hello!
Girl: (shy)
Good day!
Frank:
How is your baby?
Girl:
Mister?
Frank:
That’s me!
Girl:
What babies that?
Frank smirks mischievously as he walks away. The girl cries whilst crying randomly in the street.
Random man: (grabs Frank by the shirt)
I need YOUR EGGS!
Frank: (smirks)
They’re too expensive… (Walks away) THERE MUST BE MORE TO THIS MAD CRAZY TOWN!
ENTERS THE COFFEE SHOP
Mr. Latte: (actually looks happy)
Ahhh…Frank!
Frank:
Good Morning. I've come to get 4 coffees. Have you got anything new?
Mr. Latte: (Laughs)
Ha Ha! Not since yesterday.
Frank:
That's all right. I'll get… (pulls out the list of orders and points to his choice) this one!
Mr. Latte:
That one? But you've had it twice!
Frank:
Well, it's my favourite! Creamy topping! Cinnamon flavour! It’s heaven in disguise!
Mr. Latte:
If you like it all that much, it's free!
Frank:
But dude!
Mr. Latte: (pushing the four coffees towards him)
I insist.
Frank:
Well, thank you. Thank you very much!
He leaves
Townsfolk: (eying Frank)
Look there he goes that Frank is so peculiar,
We want to crush him with a tank!
Women:
It seems we’re on the brink…
Men:
Whilst he’s stuck in his drink…
All:
No denying he’s a funny guy that Frank!
Frank: (sits down beside a fountain. A llama innocently sits next to him)
Oh isn’t this amazing? (looking at his coffee)
It’s my favourite part because you’ll see…
Heres where it gets all creamy…
And I have discovered this is it!
The best coffee!
He gets up to leave.
Lady: (in shop looking at Frank)
I always wonder why the call him ‘Frankie’…
His looks have got no parallel.
Man: (beside her looking lustfully at Frank)
In amongst his creepy lot
He’s the one whose mostly hot!
Very different from the rest of us…
All:
He's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, different from the rest of us is Frank!
Frank finishes his coffee and picks up a rock and throws it at a bird which is perched on a building.
Enter Kellin! He jumps off a building and catches the bird. He snatches the bird for dinner.
Kellin:
WOW! You didn’t miss a shot, Frank! (He quickly stuffs the bird in his ratty jacket) You’re the greatest bird murderer in the whole world!
Frank: B)
I know.
Kellin:
No man slash object stands a chance against you! (Notices the three coffees) No coffee for that matter!
Frank:
IT’S TRUE (Looking challengingly at the coffees) And I’ve got my sights set on that one! (Points to Gerard’s coffee)
Kellin: (Confused)
Wait- -Gerard’s coffee??
Frank: (picks up said coffee lovingly)
She’s the one! The lucky coffee I shall devour!
Kellin:
You can’t devour- -
Frank:
Coffee…I know…
Kellin:
I know but… (looks at the coffee as if he were thirsty)
Frank: (Head butts Kellin)
That makes her the best! (Grabs Kellin by remains of his shirt) And don’t I deserve the best?!
Kellin: (reaches out for the coffee)
Yes but just gimme one little tinsy winsy sip!
Frank: (drops Kellin and begins singing again)
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her…
I said she's scrumptious and I fell,
In the shop there's only she,
Whose as tastyful as me!
So I'm making plans to steal and drink this cup!
Coffees: (become animate and start singing)
Look, there he is.
Isn’t he creepy?
Mr. Frankie, he’s such a perv.
Lord, save our souls!
He loves us creamy!!
HE’S SUCH A SMALL WHITE WEAK AND CREEPY DUDE!
Townsfolk start singing different demands at eachother as Frank tries to pass through.
Frank: (standing on top of a cart full of machetes)
There must be more to this mad crazy life!
Man: (who owns the machete cart)
PLEASE GET DOWN OR I SHALL GO GET MY KNIFE!!
All:
Look there he goes that guy is strange and special.
A most peculiar little Frank…
It’s a pity and a sin.
He doesn’t quite fit in.
‘Cause he is really funny guy.
A special and a funny guy.
He really is a funny guy!!!
That Frank!!!
SONG END
Frank continues walking with the remaining 3 coffees. He is about to whistle but is dragged into an alley. The coffees fall to the ground and hop away shouting about freedom.
Frank:
What the hell?! (He looks around and spots an old woman hunched over. She has an eyepatch! :O) Who are you?
Woman:
You, Frank Iero, are in danger!
Frank:
Well I did drop those coffees, Gerard’s gonna rip my head off- -
Woman: (hits him over the head with a guitar)
NO, BAFOON! I see the past, present and future! (She grabs him by the shirt and pulls him closer.) Danger Days…it’s gonna be big! (Winks)
Frank:
o_O
Woman: (Abruptly)
Anywhore! You are in graaaaaaaave danger!! Dark clouds… an evil tyrant… DEATH! (Clings to him) DEATH EVERYWHERE!
Frank: (looking worried)
Shit! This is bad ! I need more keywords, please! (Pulls out a notepad and pen from no where.)
Woman: (Sighs)
Um… tea party… giant monster… change… evil tyrant…death. That’s it…did you get it down?
Frank: (still writing)
…vil…ty…rant…death… (stops) Got it! (smiles)
Woman:
You don’t seem very upset do you?
Frank:
Meh…
Woman: (Growls and grabs his hand)
LOOK!
Frank’s eyes roll up. In his mind he sees a dark figure sitting on a thrown laughing evilly as lightening strikes. He looks at Frank. His eyes are red. A snake like tongue slithers out of his mouth for a second.
Dark evil guy:
Run…
Frank: (pulls away yelping as he is brought back to reality. He falls to the ground.)
Who was that? Was he the tyrant?? Was that the freaking exorcist?! (Frank stops as he notices the woman is lying on the ground. Yeah…she kinda died :3 ) Oh, shit… (gets up and runs from the scene.)
AN Ohhhhhh God!!!!! Drama everywhere!! I cant handle it!!! BTW this is what the old lady looks like
http://www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Big-Fish-Helena-Bonham-Carter.jpg but shes animated obviously cause this is a disney musical after all :D
I'd love someone to actually make an adaption of this like on youtube or something? That would make me melt :L
So YEAH! Kinda sad really that she died but anywhore! r&r guys!
Bye!
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