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A Very Merry Unbirthday

by nicolagirl 2 reviews

Gerard and Mikey celebrate their UN birthdays together.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2013-10-07 - 593 words

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AN. This scene takes place later that day. It’s sort of a filler chapter. It features a catchy tune from Alice in Wonderland. So enjoy :3

Scene 13

Frank makes his way to the tour bus. He feels he is going to confess his attraction to his crush. From a distance he can hear faint music and singing. As he gets closer to bus and the music and singing become clearer. He rounds the corner and sees the bus. Outside, Mikey and Gerard seated at a long table. Judging by the amount of teapots and tea cups they are having a tea party.

CUE ‘A very merry unbirthday-Alice in Wonderland’.

Mikey:
A very merry unbirthday to me

Gerard:
To who?

Mikey:
To me

Gerard:
Oh you!

Mikey:
A very merry unbirthday to you

Gerard:
Who me?

Mikey:
Yes, you!

Gerard:
Oh, me!

Mikey:
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you!

Frank: (walks up to the table and sits down)
Um…guys…?

Mikey and Gerard: (notice him and bounce towards him)
No room, no room, no room, no room, no room, NO ROOM!

Frank:
I’m not here to join you.

Mikey:
Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited.

Gerard:
I'll say it's rude! It's very, very rude indeed! (lightly chuckles)

Frank:
Well, I'm very sorry. I enjoyed you singing but...but I do need to say something- -

Mikey:
You enjoyed OUR singing?

Gerard:
Oh! What a delightful guy! We barely get compliments! You must have a cup of tea!

Mikey:
Ah, yes, indeed...the tea...you must have a cup of tea!

Frank:
Oh! That would be very nice. I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party...uh, thank you.

Mikey:
Birthday? Ha ha ha! My dear child...this is not a birthday party!

Gerard:
Of course not! (chuckles) This is an unbirthday party.

Frank:
Unbirthday?? Oh-I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand...

Mikey:
It's very simple. Now--30 days have Sept-no...well...an unbirthday--if you have a birthday, then you...(scratches his head and laughs) He doesn't know what an unbirthday is!

Gerard:
How silly! Ho ho ho! Well...I-I....ahem...I shall explain.

Short instrumental intro by the teapots.

Gerard:
Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday

Mikey:
Imagine, just one birthday every year!

Gerard:
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!

Mikey:
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer!

Frank:
Why, then today's my unbirthday too!

Mikey:
It is?

Gerard:
What a small world this is!

Mikey:
In that case....

Both:
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

Frank:
To me?

Gerard:
To you!

Both:
A very merry unbirthday

Frank:
For me?

Mikey:
For you!

Gerard: (places a coffee in front of him. It has a candle sticking out of it)
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true.

Frank blows out the candle. The candle turns into a fire work and flies off into the sky.

Both:
A merry merry unbirthday to you!

END SONG.

Frank smiles but then remembers why he was there on the first place.

Frank:
WAIT! No time for this stuff! Guys! I have an announcement to make!

Frank is stopped again by the sound of more music. He groans. The three boys turn the corner away from the bus and are shocked at what they see.

AN. HEHEHE GUYS! That song always gets me in the mood for tea! I promise the next chapter will be relevant. :L So hope you guys enjoyed this!
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