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The Replacement Delivery Crew
0 reviewsWhile Fry, Leela, and Bender are out of the way, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg try their hand at a delivery mission.
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Futurama
Fanfic Title:
The Replacement Delivery Crew
By: Trenton Sands
Opening Credits Scene:
Futurama
Not On The Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Screen: Beavis and Butt-head
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Scene 1:
While Fry, Bender, and Leela were on a mission, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg are once again, left behind.
Amy: Oh, no!
Hermes: What is it, Amy?
Amy (holding cookie tray): My cookies for the Kappa Kappa Wong Bake Sale are undercooked!
Hermes: I thought you graduated. You're a doctor now.
Amy: I'm still a part of them....
Hermes: I know what happened to your cookies. Someone forgot the light the oven.
Amy: Who? Scruffy?
Hermes: No, more like.............ZOIDBERG!!!!
Zoidberg runs in wearing a siren hat.
Zoidberg: What's the emergency? Who started the fire? Was it Billy Joel?
Hermes: You ARE an emergency! Amy's cookies didn't cook because you forgot to light the oven!
Zoidberg: I'm afraid to light the oven! It tried to eat me!
Amy (laughs): No it didn't. Bender tried to push you in.
Zoidberg: I refuse to go near it.
Hermes: Light the oven or your fired!
Amy: And that would be no loss to us!
Zoidberg: I'd rather be fired.
Hermes (lights a match): Fine! Everytime I want something done right, I'll always have to do it myself!
Seconds later, an explosion is heard that sends Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg flying into the air.
Hermes: Sweet parking lanes of Maine!
Zoidberg runs away and Amy has a bowl of cookie dough on her head.
Amy: Why can't this ever happen to Fry, Bender, and Leela?
Zoidberg: Earthquake! Run for your lives!
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Scene 2:
Later that day, Fry, Bender, and Leela came back from the mission. The place is clean now.
Leela: We're back from the mission!
Fry: We got an oven from the Maytag planet.
Bender: I beat the crap out of that repair man there.
Farnsworth: Ah, good. You're the best delivery crew ever!
Leela: Wow, thanks! Never heard you say that before.
Fry: You usually insult us.
Bender: Fry, 90 pound people like you are insultable.
Fry: Why do you keep reminding me of how skinny I am?
Leela: Let's just install the new oven we got.
Bender and Leela go to install the oven. Meanwhile, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg walked into the conference room.
Hermes: Best delivery crew ever, huh?
Farnsworth: Got a problem with that? File a report.
Amy: My cookies got undercooked.
Zoidberg: Yes, and there was an earthquake.
Hermes: No, the oven exploded when I tried to light it.
Amy: That's right. There was a huge mess and we had to clean it up! Cookie dough was in my hair.....
Zoidberg: That oven could've ate me....
Farnsworth: What are you guys getting at?
Hermes: Why is it Fry, Bender, and Leela go on missions.....
Amy: While we're stuck here and have silly shananagens happen to us?
Hermes: Next time, _WE_ go on a mission.
Amy: Because we, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg can do better!
Zoidberg: I'm included?
Farnsworth: You guys are not the delivery crew! Now go do whatever it is you do!
Hermes: Well, looks like we have to take matters into our own hands.
Zoidberg: Last time we went on a mission, we were captured. Then we had a vision of what our lives would be like in 10 years. (see Haunted Moon Yonder for details)
Amy: That won't happen again, anyone got a plan?
Fry: What up, dawgs! The oven's installed. You can make your cookies now, Amy.
Hermes: Take your announcement somewhere else you brainless manorexic!
Fry runs away and cries.
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Scene 3:
The next day, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg were on top of a building waiting for the others to arrive.
Hermes: Got the brain slugs ready?
Amy (holding box): Check.
Hermes: Okay, here's the plan. I'll get Bender, Amy you get Leela, and Zoidberg you get Fry.
Zoidberg: I will obey you! Once we get thought with Fry, Bender, and Leela we'll throw them in a.....
Amy: Don't say it!
They all leave the top of the building once they saw Fry, Leela, and Bender.
Hermes: Since brain slugs won't work on Bender, I know a different way to get him. Wait here for furthur instructions.
Just then a hoverlimo comes Bender's way.
Bender: Wow! Awesome! A hoverlimo! I'll get Elzar or Calculon are in it and want me to hang out with them!
When Bender runs up to the hoverlimo, a window rolls down.
Bender: So long, chumps, I'm going to......
Hermes subdues Bender with a tazer. He carries Bender and throws him in a dumpster.
Zoidberg: Hope his ghost doesn't come back. Why are you throwing him in my dumpster where I live?
Amy: No surprise you live there!
Hermes (sees Leela): Okay, Amy. Get your brain slug ready. Go get Leela.
Amy: I'll be happy to get her!
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Scene 4:
Leela walks down the street to Planet Express and Amy stops her.
Amy: Leela! I need your help!
Leela: What do you need help with?
Amy: My tiny cellphone I use to call Kiff! I dropped it on the street!
Leela: Okay, no worries. We'll find it. Where did you drop it?
Amy (pointing to the street): Over there.
Leela knelt down to find the cellphone and Amy sneaks up and puts a brain slug on Leela's head. Leela was subdued.
Amy (carries Leela): Yes! I did it! I did it! Hermes!
Then Amy runs to the dumpster and throws Leela in with an unconscience Bender.
Hermes: Good job, Amy. (sees Fry) Zoidberg! Fry's coming.
Zoidberg: I see him.
Hermes: Okay, good for you. (gets in Zoidberg's face) And whatever you do, DON'T SCREW UP!!!!!
Zoidberg (salutes and hits Hermes): Aye, Aye Captain!
Hermes (kicks Zoidberg): Get out of here!
Zoidberg walks up to Fry casually as Hermes and Amy watch.
Fry: Yo, Zoid Dogg! What up?
Zoidberg: Hi, Fry. Want to walk to Planet Express together? I hate being alone.
Fry: OKay, if you really want to.
Zoidberg: So, what kind of video games are you younguns into these days?
Fry: Sonic the Hedgehog! He's the greatest video game hero ever created! I _hate_ Mario!
Zoidberg: Why don't you and I talk about this Sonic!
Fry: Well, Bender usually makes fun of me.....so......OKay!
VO: Moments Later.....
Fry: Anyway, everytime Sonic, Princess Sally and the Freedom Fighters won a battle, Dr. Robotnik would always beat up Snively for it.
Zoidberg: Wow! Sounds interesting and scary at the same time.
Fry: I like the collect the comic books and I have all the Sonic cartoons on DVD.
Hermes and Amy were watching and wondering what's keeping Zoidberg.
Amy: What's he doing?
Hermes: I don't know. we never should've trusted him, that's for sure!
Zoidberg: I got a surprise for you Fry.
Fry: Really? What is it?
Zoidberg: Just look up in the sky!
Fry: Don't see anything. What's it supposed to be?
Zoidberg puts the brain slug on Fry's head. Fry is subdued.
Zoidberg: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In yo face! In yo face! In you face mothabeep!
Running down the street, Zoidberg carries and throws him in the dumpster along with Leela and Bender.
Hermes: What took you so long you slimy barnicale?
Amy: He's here and he did his deed.
Hermes: Now it's our turn to be the delivery crew!
Amy: Make that, Replacement Delivery Crew!
Zoidberg (chortling) Heh heh heh heh heh heh! This is gonna be cool! Huh huh huh huh huh!
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Scene 5:
With Fry, Bender, and Leela subdued, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg are about to go into Planet Express.
Amy: Splay? What do we tell the Professor?
Hermes: We'll tell him they're indisposed at the moment.
Zoidberg: What does that mean?
Amy: It means they're in the bathroom or something!
Zoidberg: OKay, gotcha! Gotcha By Golly Wow!
Hermes: That's "Betcha" By Golly Wow!
They all walk into Planet Express and se Farnsworth there.
Farnsworth: Good news, every...... What? Where's Fry, Leela, and Bender?
Amy: They can't make it today.
Hermes: Yes, there indisposed at the moment!
Zoidberg: Does that mean they're in the bathroom?
Hermes hits Zoidberg.
Zoidberg: Ouch! I have sympathy for Gilligan!
Farnsworth: Well, I guess I have no choice but to send you three.
Amy (Leela-like): What's the mission?
Scruffy comes in with a box of DVDs.
Farnsworth: You guys will send this box of DVDs to the Planet Zulu Dawn.
Zoidberg: What kind of planet is it?
Farnsworth: The planet's culture is like how Africa was in the 1800s. Shaka Zulu is the dictator there.
Hermes: We accept this mission, Zulu Dawn here we come!
And with that, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg board the Planet Express ship with Hermes flying. The ship takes off.
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Scene 6:
The Planet Express ship makes it's way to Zulu Dawn.
Zoidberg (to Amy): What up, Amy? Would you like to go out with me?
Amy: Spwell No! I already have a boyfriend!
Zoidberg (to Hermes): Hey, Hermes dude! Would you like to go to the bar and check out some hot chicks? (drinks a Slurm can).
Hermes: What the beep do you think you're doing?
Zoidberg: I'm acting like Fry! What was the mission again? Word!
Amy: We are not them, and we will not act like them!
Hermes: That's right. So go do us a solid and flush yourself down the toilet!
Zoidberg: See? You guys are acting like Leela and Bender do when they get mad at Fry!
Hermes: Okay, almost there. Prepare to land!
Amy: Yes! This is our chance to prove we can do deliveries better!
Hermes: I agree! Once they Professor sees what a good job we did.....
Zoidberg: We'll be the new crew!
Amy: Spluh! And Fry, Bender, and Leela will end up scrubbing bathrooms!
Hermes: That should be Zoidberg's job!
Zoidberg: (sighs despondently) Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
As the Planet Express ship lands in Zulu Dawn, back on Earth, Scruffy goes by a dumpster and looks. He sees Fry and Leela with brain slugs on their heads and he revives Bender with a power shocker and takes off the Brain Slugs.
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Scene 7:
Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg are in Zulu Dawn. The planet looked like an 1800s African Village.
Hermes: Once we're the new crew, Fry, Bender, and Leela will have crazy things happen to them!
They all walk into a Zulu Ritual Dance. Zoidberg joins in on it.
Hermes: Stop that right now, you're embarrasing us!
Amy: We're here to make a delivery.
Zoidberg: Here it comes....right on time! It's the ZZZOOOOOOIIIIIIDDDDDD TRAIN!
Then Shaka Zulu's head comes and stops the dance.
Shaka Zulu's Head: ZULU!
Zoidberg: ZoidLU!
Shaka Zulu's Head sees Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg.
Zulu #1: Sir, there's some outsiders here.
Zulu #2: Looks like they have something for us.
Shaka Zulu Head: Come forward to Shaka! Welcome to the Citadel!
Amy: This dude's got a bigger ego than Bender.
Hermes: Greetings kind sir. We're here from Earth and we brought you a gift.
Amy and Zoidberg open the box of DVDs.
Zoidberg: It's DVDs.
Amy: Of Al Jolsen......wait.......AL JOLSEN!
Shaka Zulu: Shaka does not approve of such offensiveness!
Zoidberg: This is a pickle guys! This is a pickle!
Shaka Zulu's Head: You three are hereby banned from the Citadel! After them!
A horn is heard and the Zulus chase Hermes, Amy, Zoidberg.
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Scene 8:
Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg continue to be chased by the Zulus. Until a priest finds them and leads them away.
Priest: Quick! Come this way!
The Priest leads them to a trailer for shelter.
Priest: So, my children. Have any sins to confess?
Hermes: Yes, I regret subduing our friends so we can go on a mission.
Priest: Ah, envy.
Zoidberg: Thank you for leading us to safety and...
Hermes: Shut up, Zoidberg! This is all your fault! All you do is hold us down!
Amy: No, spluh! If you never came with us, we'd do this mission just fine!
Priest: Hey, you're supposed to love thy neighbor!
Zoidberg: Hear that guys? You have to love me!
Priest: If you don't, you'll burn in eternal hellfire!
Zoidberg: That's right! If you don't love Zoidberg, you'll go to hell!
Just then, the Zulus ran to the trailer and tried to tip it over.
Hermes: Sweet Kawaiis of Hawaii! They found us!
Zoidberg: We're boned!
Amy: If only Fry, Bender, and Leela can save us!
Zoidberg: Did you bring that cellphone of yours?
Amy: I did (dails her cellphone): Hope they're there.
Hermes: Don't swallow it this time.
Priest: We'll have to put our faith in the Lord your friends will come. Let's pray. As I walk though the valley....
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Scene 9:
Back in NNY. Scruffy leads Fry, Bender, and Leela to Planet Express.
Bender: Can someone give me the number of that hovertruck that hit me?
Leela: What the hell happened to us?
Fry: This is what hangovers feel like. And I'm not talking Bradley Cooper.
Scruffy: I know what happened. Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg did this.
Fry: Whatever posessed them to do such a thing?
Leela: The nerve of them...
Scruffy: They got jealous of all the missions you guys go on, so the Professor let them go on one.
The vidphone rings and Bender goes to answer it.
Bender: Bender's Roadkill Grill!
Amy (over phone): Bender, Thank God!
Bender: You think I'm a God?
Hermes: No, idiot! We need you all to come to Zulu Dawn!
Zoidberg: We're in big trouble and we're not in Little China!
Bender: We'll be right over!
Leela: We don't have a ship.
Scruffy: Let you guys use my hovercraft.
Fry: We'll take it.
Fry, Bender, and Leela all go into Scruffy's hovercraft and go to Zulu Dawn.
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Scene 10 Conclusion:
Back at Zulu Dawn, the Zulus tipped over the trailer and Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg were forced out.
Priest: Don't worry. I got this.
The Priest tries to tip the trailer back over.
Priest: God, give me strength!
The Zulus all gang up on them.
Hermes: We need all the strength we can get!
Amy: Hope we don't end up on a totem pole.
Zoidberg: I'd hate to have my head on a pike.
Priest: Please Zulus. Do yourselves a favor. Obey the Lord.....
Just then, a laser blast is heard. It's Bender with a laser gun. The Priest runs away.
Bender: That's right! Obey me! Lord Bender!
The Zulus all ran away from the laser blast. Fry, Bender, and Leela run out of the hovercraft.
Leela: Are you guys okay?
Hermes: Now that you're here.
Zoidberg: We're so sorry for what we did to you.
Amy: Can you forgive us?
Fry: We do! No problem!
Bender: Not me! It'll do a lot more than sorry to undo the damage you did!
Everyone laughs.
Amy: That's our Bender!
Leela: Come guys. Let's go home.
They all boarded the hovercraft and went straight back to Earth. The next day, Fry, Bender, and Leela were ready for a mission.
Fry: Okay, Professor. Give it to us.
Leela: What's the mission?
Farnsworth: There is no mission. Because of the actions of Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg, they will make deliveries once a week. Today is the day they do so. They will only do Earthbound deliveries. I sent them to deliver a piano. So, you three take the day off!
Bender: So, anyone want to watch Mystery Science Theater 4000? We'll get hammered during it!
Leela: Sure, I'm up for it.
Fry: Cool how it made a comeback for this day and age. Bender, you remind me of Crow!
Bender: Yeah, and you remind me of a dumb, scrawny Joel! (laughs)
Fry: (sighs)
Meanwhile at an Apartment Complex, Hermes and Amy were pushing up a piano with a rope.
Hermes: Zoidberg! Take over!
Amy: We need a break! Push this up.
Zoidberg: All righty then!
Hermes: I'm glad we're doing Earthbound deliveries.
Amy: It's safer that way.
Just as Zoidberg was pushing up the piano, his claws were sweaty.
Old Lady (calling out a window): C'mon! Where's that piano already? You're all worst than those piano delivery men from Nutley!
Zoidberg: Indeed my friends! I am done with space, cold turkey! Wait! I'm going to spit on my claws!
Hermes and Amy: Zoidberg, No!
Zoidberg spat on his claws and the piano landed on him with his head sticking out. Birds flew around his head. Piano keys were on his teeth.
Hermes: Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten us into.
Amy: What do you have to say for yourself?
Zoidberg (spits out the piano keys): BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB!!!! That's all folks!
THE END
Closing Credits
Fanfic Title:
The Replacement Delivery Crew
By: Trenton Sands
Opening Credits Scene:
Futurama
Not On The Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Screen: Beavis and Butt-head
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Scene 1:
While Fry, Bender, and Leela were on a mission, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg are once again, left behind.
Amy: Oh, no!
Hermes: What is it, Amy?
Amy (holding cookie tray): My cookies for the Kappa Kappa Wong Bake Sale are undercooked!
Hermes: I thought you graduated. You're a doctor now.
Amy: I'm still a part of them....
Hermes: I know what happened to your cookies. Someone forgot the light the oven.
Amy: Who? Scruffy?
Hermes: No, more like.............ZOIDBERG!!!!
Zoidberg runs in wearing a siren hat.
Zoidberg: What's the emergency? Who started the fire? Was it Billy Joel?
Hermes: You ARE an emergency! Amy's cookies didn't cook because you forgot to light the oven!
Zoidberg: I'm afraid to light the oven! It tried to eat me!
Amy (laughs): No it didn't. Bender tried to push you in.
Zoidberg: I refuse to go near it.
Hermes: Light the oven or your fired!
Amy: And that would be no loss to us!
Zoidberg: I'd rather be fired.
Hermes (lights a match): Fine! Everytime I want something done right, I'll always have to do it myself!
Seconds later, an explosion is heard that sends Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg flying into the air.
Hermes: Sweet parking lanes of Maine!
Zoidberg runs away and Amy has a bowl of cookie dough on her head.
Amy: Why can't this ever happen to Fry, Bender, and Leela?
Zoidberg: Earthquake! Run for your lives!
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Scene 2:
Later that day, Fry, Bender, and Leela came back from the mission. The place is clean now.
Leela: We're back from the mission!
Fry: We got an oven from the Maytag planet.
Bender: I beat the crap out of that repair man there.
Farnsworth: Ah, good. You're the best delivery crew ever!
Leela: Wow, thanks! Never heard you say that before.
Fry: You usually insult us.
Bender: Fry, 90 pound people like you are insultable.
Fry: Why do you keep reminding me of how skinny I am?
Leela: Let's just install the new oven we got.
Bender and Leela go to install the oven. Meanwhile, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg walked into the conference room.
Hermes: Best delivery crew ever, huh?
Farnsworth: Got a problem with that? File a report.
Amy: My cookies got undercooked.
Zoidberg: Yes, and there was an earthquake.
Hermes: No, the oven exploded when I tried to light it.
Amy: That's right. There was a huge mess and we had to clean it up! Cookie dough was in my hair.....
Zoidberg: That oven could've ate me....
Farnsworth: What are you guys getting at?
Hermes: Why is it Fry, Bender, and Leela go on missions.....
Amy: While we're stuck here and have silly shananagens happen to us?
Hermes: Next time, _WE_ go on a mission.
Amy: Because we, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg can do better!
Zoidberg: I'm included?
Farnsworth: You guys are not the delivery crew! Now go do whatever it is you do!
Hermes: Well, looks like we have to take matters into our own hands.
Zoidberg: Last time we went on a mission, we were captured. Then we had a vision of what our lives would be like in 10 years. (see Haunted Moon Yonder for details)
Amy: That won't happen again, anyone got a plan?
Fry: What up, dawgs! The oven's installed. You can make your cookies now, Amy.
Hermes: Take your announcement somewhere else you brainless manorexic!
Fry runs away and cries.
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Scene 3:
The next day, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg were on top of a building waiting for the others to arrive.
Hermes: Got the brain slugs ready?
Amy (holding box): Check.
Hermes: Okay, here's the plan. I'll get Bender, Amy you get Leela, and Zoidberg you get Fry.
Zoidberg: I will obey you! Once we get thought with Fry, Bender, and Leela we'll throw them in a.....
Amy: Don't say it!
They all leave the top of the building once they saw Fry, Leela, and Bender.
Hermes: Since brain slugs won't work on Bender, I know a different way to get him. Wait here for furthur instructions.
Just then a hoverlimo comes Bender's way.
Bender: Wow! Awesome! A hoverlimo! I'll get Elzar or Calculon are in it and want me to hang out with them!
When Bender runs up to the hoverlimo, a window rolls down.
Bender: So long, chumps, I'm going to......
Hermes subdues Bender with a tazer. He carries Bender and throws him in a dumpster.
Zoidberg: Hope his ghost doesn't come back. Why are you throwing him in my dumpster where I live?
Amy: No surprise you live there!
Hermes (sees Leela): Okay, Amy. Get your brain slug ready. Go get Leela.
Amy: I'll be happy to get her!
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Scene 4:
Leela walks down the street to Planet Express and Amy stops her.
Amy: Leela! I need your help!
Leela: What do you need help with?
Amy: My tiny cellphone I use to call Kiff! I dropped it on the street!
Leela: Okay, no worries. We'll find it. Where did you drop it?
Amy (pointing to the street): Over there.
Leela knelt down to find the cellphone and Amy sneaks up and puts a brain slug on Leela's head. Leela was subdued.
Amy (carries Leela): Yes! I did it! I did it! Hermes!
Then Amy runs to the dumpster and throws Leela in with an unconscience Bender.
Hermes: Good job, Amy. (sees Fry) Zoidberg! Fry's coming.
Zoidberg: I see him.
Hermes: Okay, good for you. (gets in Zoidberg's face) And whatever you do, DON'T SCREW UP!!!!!
Zoidberg (salutes and hits Hermes): Aye, Aye Captain!
Hermes (kicks Zoidberg): Get out of here!
Zoidberg walks up to Fry casually as Hermes and Amy watch.
Fry: Yo, Zoid Dogg! What up?
Zoidberg: Hi, Fry. Want to walk to Planet Express together? I hate being alone.
Fry: OKay, if you really want to.
Zoidberg: So, what kind of video games are you younguns into these days?
Fry: Sonic the Hedgehog! He's the greatest video game hero ever created! I _hate_ Mario!
Zoidberg: Why don't you and I talk about this Sonic!
Fry: Well, Bender usually makes fun of me.....so......OKay!
VO: Moments Later.....
Fry: Anyway, everytime Sonic, Princess Sally and the Freedom Fighters won a battle, Dr. Robotnik would always beat up Snively for it.
Zoidberg: Wow! Sounds interesting and scary at the same time.
Fry: I like the collect the comic books and I have all the Sonic cartoons on DVD.
Hermes and Amy were watching and wondering what's keeping Zoidberg.
Amy: What's he doing?
Hermes: I don't know. we never should've trusted him, that's for sure!
Zoidberg: I got a surprise for you Fry.
Fry: Really? What is it?
Zoidberg: Just look up in the sky!
Fry: Don't see anything. What's it supposed to be?
Zoidberg puts the brain slug on Fry's head. Fry is subdued.
Zoidberg: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In yo face! In yo face! In you face mothabeep!
Running down the street, Zoidberg carries and throws him in the dumpster along with Leela and Bender.
Hermes: What took you so long you slimy barnicale?
Amy: He's here and he did his deed.
Hermes: Now it's our turn to be the delivery crew!
Amy: Make that, Replacement Delivery Crew!
Zoidberg (chortling) Heh heh heh heh heh heh! This is gonna be cool! Huh huh huh huh huh!
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Scene 5:
With Fry, Bender, and Leela subdued, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg are about to go into Planet Express.
Amy: Splay? What do we tell the Professor?
Hermes: We'll tell him they're indisposed at the moment.
Zoidberg: What does that mean?
Amy: It means they're in the bathroom or something!
Zoidberg: OKay, gotcha! Gotcha By Golly Wow!
Hermes: That's "Betcha" By Golly Wow!
They all walk into Planet Express and se Farnsworth there.
Farnsworth: Good news, every...... What? Where's Fry, Leela, and Bender?
Amy: They can't make it today.
Hermes: Yes, there indisposed at the moment!
Zoidberg: Does that mean they're in the bathroom?
Hermes hits Zoidberg.
Zoidberg: Ouch! I have sympathy for Gilligan!
Farnsworth: Well, I guess I have no choice but to send you three.
Amy (Leela-like): What's the mission?
Scruffy comes in with a box of DVDs.
Farnsworth: You guys will send this box of DVDs to the Planet Zulu Dawn.
Zoidberg: What kind of planet is it?
Farnsworth: The planet's culture is like how Africa was in the 1800s. Shaka Zulu is the dictator there.
Hermes: We accept this mission, Zulu Dawn here we come!
And with that, Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg board the Planet Express ship with Hermes flying. The ship takes off.
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Scene 6:
The Planet Express ship makes it's way to Zulu Dawn.
Zoidberg (to Amy): What up, Amy? Would you like to go out with me?
Amy: Spwell No! I already have a boyfriend!
Zoidberg (to Hermes): Hey, Hermes dude! Would you like to go to the bar and check out some hot chicks? (drinks a Slurm can).
Hermes: What the beep do you think you're doing?
Zoidberg: I'm acting like Fry! What was the mission again? Word!
Amy: We are not them, and we will not act like them!
Hermes: That's right. So go do us a solid and flush yourself down the toilet!
Zoidberg: See? You guys are acting like Leela and Bender do when they get mad at Fry!
Hermes: Okay, almost there. Prepare to land!
Amy: Yes! This is our chance to prove we can do deliveries better!
Hermes: I agree! Once they Professor sees what a good job we did.....
Zoidberg: We'll be the new crew!
Amy: Spluh! And Fry, Bender, and Leela will end up scrubbing bathrooms!
Hermes: That should be Zoidberg's job!
Zoidberg: (sighs despondently) Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
As the Planet Express ship lands in Zulu Dawn, back on Earth, Scruffy goes by a dumpster and looks. He sees Fry and Leela with brain slugs on their heads and he revives Bender with a power shocker and takes off the Brain Slugs.
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Scene 7:
Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg are in Zulu Dawn. The planet looked like an 1800s African Village.
Hermes: Once we're the new crew, Fry, Bender, and Leela will have crazy things happen to them!
They all walk into a Zulu Ritual Dance. Zoidberg joins in on it.
Hermes: Stop that right now, you're embarrasing us!
Amy: We're here to make a delivery.
Zoidberg: Here it comes....right on time! It's the ZZZOOOOOOIIIIIIDDDDDD TRAIN!
Then Shaka Zulu's head comes and stops the dance.
Shaka Zulu's Head: ZULU!
Zoidberg: ZoidLU!
Shaka Zulu's Head sees Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg.
Zulu #1: Sir, there's some outsiders here.
Zulu #2: Looks like they have something for us.
Shaka Zulu Head: Come forward to Shaka! Welcome to the Citadel!
Amy: This dude's got a bigger ego than Bender.
Hermes: Greetings kind sir. We're here from Earth and we brought you a gift.
Amy and Zoidberg open the box of DVDs.
Zoidberg: It's DVDs.
Amy: Of Al Jolsen......wait.......AL JOLSEN!
Shaka Zulu: Shaka does not approve of such offensiveness!
Zoidberg: This is a pickle guys! This is a pickle!
Shaka Zulu's Head: You three are hereby banned from the Citadel! After them!
A horn is heard and the Zulus chase Hermes, Amy, Zoidberg.
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Scene 8:
Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg continue to be chased by the Zulus. Until a priest finds them and leads them away.
Priest: Quick! Come this way!
The Priest leads them to a trailer for shelter.
Priest: So, my children. Have any sins to confess?
Hermes: Yes, I regret subduing our friends so we can go on a mission.
Priest: Ah, envy.
Zoidberg: Thank you for leading us to safety and...
Hermes: Shut up, Zoidberg! This is all your fault! All you do is hold us down!
Amy: No, spluh! If you never came with us, we'd do this mission just fine!
Priest: Hey, you're supposed to love thy neighbor!
Zoidberg: Hear that guys? You have to love me!
Priest: If you don't, you'll burn in eternal hellfire!
Zoidberg: That's right! If you don't love Zoidberg, you'll go to hell!
Just then, the Zulus ran to the trailer and tried to tip it over.
Hermes: Sweet Kawaiis of Hawaii! They found us!
Zoidberg: We're boned!
Amy: If only Fry, Bender, and Leela can save us!
Zoidberg: Did you bring that cellphone of yours?
Amy: I did (dails her cellphone): Hope they're there.
Hermes: Don't swallow it this time.
Priest: We'll have to put our faith in the Lord your friends will come. Let's pray. As I walk though the valley....
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Scene 9:
Back in NNY. Scruffy leads Fry, Bender, and Leela to Planet Express.
Bender: Can someone give me the number of that hovertruck that hit me?
Leela: What the hell happened to us?
Fry: This is what hangovers feel like. And I'm not talking Bradley Cooper.
Scruffy: I know what happened. Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg did this.
Fry: Whatever posessed them to do such a thing?
Leela: The nerve of them...
Scruffy: They got jealous of all the missions you guys go on, so the Professor let them go on one.
The vidphone rings and Bender goes to answer it.
Bender: Bender's Roadkill Grill!
Amy (over phone): Bender, Thank God!
Bender: You think I'm a God?
Hermes: No, idiot! We need you all to come to Zulu Dawn!
Zoidberg: We're in big trouble and we're not in Little China!
Bender: We'll be right over!
Leela: We don't have a ship.
Scruffy: Let you guys use my hovercraft.
Fry: We'll take it.
Fry, Bender, and Leela all go into Scruffy's hovercraft and go to Zulu Dawn.
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Scene 10 Conclusion:
Back at Zulu Dawn, the Zulus tipped over the trailer and Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg were forced out.
Priest: Don't worry. I got this.
The Priest tries to tip the trailer back over.
Priest: God, give me strength!
The Zulus all gang up on them.
Hermes: We need all the strength we can get!
Amy: Hope we don't end up on a totem pole.
Zoidberg: I'd hate to have my head on a pike.
Priest: Please Zulus. Do yourselves a favor. Obey the Lord.....
Just then, a laser blast is heard. It's Bender with a laser gun. The Priest runs away.
Bender: That's right! Obey me! Lord Bender!
The Zulus all ran away from the laser blast. Fry, Bender, and Leela run out of the hovercraft.
Leela: Are you guys okay?
Hermes: Now that you're here.
Zoidberg: We're so sorry for what we did to you.
Amy: Can you forgive us?
Fry: We do! No problem!
Bender: Not me! It'll do a lot more than sorry to undo the damage you did!
Everyone laughs.
Amy: That's our Bender!
Leela: Come guys. Let's go home.
They all boarded the hovercraft and went straight back to Earth. The next day, Fry, Bender, and Leela were ready for a mission.
Fry: Okay, Professor. Give it to us.
Leela: What's the mission?
Farnsworth: There is no mission. Because of the actions of Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg, they will make deliveries once a week. Today is the day they do so. They will only do Earthbound deliveries. I sent them to deliver a piano. So, you three take the day off!
Bender: So, anyone want to watch Mystery Science Theater 4000? We'll get hammered during it!
Leela: Sure, I'm up for it.
Fry: Cool how it made a comeback for this day and age. Bender, you remind me of Crow!
Bender: Yeah, and you remind me of a dumb, scrawny Joel! (laughs)
Fry: (sighs)
Meanwhile at an Apartment Complex, Hermes and Amy were pushing up a piano with a rope.
Hermes: Zoidberg! Take over!
Amy: We need a break! Push this up.
Zoidberg: All righty then!
Hermes: I'm glad we're doing Earthbound deliveries.
Amy: It's safer that way.
Just as Zoidberg was pushing up the piano, his claws were sweaty.
Old Lady (calling out a window): C'mon! Where's that piano already? You're all worst than those piano delivery men from Nutley!
Zoidberg: Indeed my friends! I am done with space, cold turkey! Wait! I'm going to spit on my claws!
Hermes and Amy: Zoidberg, No!
Zoidberg spat on his claws and the piano landed on him with his head sticking out. Birds flew around his head. Piano keys were on his teeth.
Hermes: Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten us into.
Amy: What do you have to say for yourself?
Zoidberg (spits out the piano keys): BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB!!!! That's all folks!
THE END
Closing Credits
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