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It’s sunny. My band and I are sad. We are on our plane. Our plane crushes a building as it lands. It’s hot outside. The door opens.
PHILIP J. FRY: VOCALS
SAYASHI PJ SHUNSUKE TANAKA: INSANE DRUMS, BACKUP VOCALS
BENDER BENDING RODRIGUEZ: LEAD GUITAR, BACKUP VOCALS
FERNANDO DIOGUARDI: RHYTHM GUITAR, BACKUP VOCALS
ZAPP BRANNIGAN: KEYBOARDS, BACKUP VOCALS
ZAPP: It’s so hot! I’m taking my shirt off
Zapp takes his shirt off.
ME: Where are we?
MANAGER BOY: We are in the south - Mississippi.
I take my shirt off.
FRY: Well it’s too hot! I’m taking my shirt off
Fry takes his shirt off.
FRY: My God! I’ve let myself go
BENDER: You’ve put on a few pounds
[Angrily] FRY: You’re uh not supposed to agree with me
Michael (Trenton’s cousin) talks to Trenton outside his home.
MICHAEL: While you were a little kid in bed, I was out having fun sneaking into haunted places with my friends!
You should feel bad about Leela and the genestalk or I’ll tell your mom.
I sneak behind Michael. I use magic to strip him down to his tighty-whities. I give him 5 prompt wedgies.
ME: Ha ha
Michael un-wedgies himself.
MICHAEL: That’s not what happened in that episode, she escapes and gets tough in the end! But it was awesome to see her suffer! I told you Leela was weak and defenseless. Fry is really the big hero. Leela is a carbon copy of Princess Toadstool from Mario and all cartoons girls are like that.
I make Michael glare as I give him 5 prompt wedgies then slap his butt.
[The next day; 8 AM]
Fry, Fernando, Zapp, and I are in my estate’s living room. Zapp wants to haze me all day.
Zapp and I bond. He gets naked.
[Happily] ZAPP: Sayashi, it’s orange repressed bass yankii time
I make my usual embarrassed facial expression as he hugs me from behind by wrapping his arms around my stomach to subdue me. He beats me up by spanking me 8 times. He makes me face him. He tongue-KISSes me for 16 seconds. He makes me stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me. He gives me a lift wedgie for 30 seconds - From behind, he uses 2 hands to firmly grab and get a good hold of my back undies waistband and back actual undies material from the middle. He sincerely, happily, playfully, easily, and vigorously pulls in earnest upwards and in the center slowly but steadily, making my undies slide north, across, and up my butt crack, until he straps the waistband across my shoulder blades, securely wedgieing my undies between my butt cheeks, making me feel dominated, tickling my whole body, exposing my undies legholes, lifting me, and making me unintentionally lean forward ‘til my waist is the highest part of my body. I immediately go into "wedgie shock". I’m feeling really intense pleasure. Zapp and I feel my undies stretching. We can hear my undies fabric stretching against the tug, making me feel 100% really strong embarrassed mortification. It’s priceless. He’s making me so hot. The pleasant fabric burn on my butt crack really tickles. I’m really fired up and turned on. He holds the wedgie for a good amount of time to savor it. I’m pretty much at his mercy until he lets go. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends. He puts me down. He lets go of my undies.
Zapp strips me down to my undies.
[Happily; as he gives me 2 vigorous slow but steady utterly undies wedgies] ZAPP: Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi!
Zapp gives me a vigorous utterly undies wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 18 yanks to give me vigorous utterly undies wedgies ‘til my undies rip. I use magic to fix my undies. Zapp and Fry give me 4320 vigorous utterly undies bouncing wedgies for 3 hours.
Zapp makes me drink a big amount of water. He gives me a prompt vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgie. He carries me outside to Central Park. Fry and Fernando follow us. 10 men throw bass yankii fish at me. I cry. I use my hands to cover my face and hide my tears. He gives me the old flagpole utterly underwear wedgie. He places on a flagpole’s rounded top. I cry and wet myself for an hour.
[The next day]
I die while I sleep. Fry, Fernando, and I wake up together at 8 AM. I am wearing my Fry am the Egg Man undies. Fry, Fernando, and I get out of bed then stand up.
FRY: ‘Mornin’, Sayashi!
I moan and growl. I can’t talk.
FRY AND FERNANDO: Oh My God!
Fry and Fernando realize I became a zombie again.
FRY: I’ll call Farnsworth.
I sit on the floor. I glare. My arms and legs are crossed. Fry calls Farnsworth.
FRY: Professor, Sayashi became a zombie again! What happened to him?
PROFESSOR: I thought he was re-killed. Now he feels like he’s unloved. Only Trenton can cure him and restore his memory! He needs to stay with him all day and make him happy. After he cures him, he needs to stay with him for the rest of the week so he does not get uncured.
Trenton’s on an engagement date with Leela. He gets a text from Fry about what happened to me.
TRENTON: Sorry, Leela. I need to save Sayashi. He died again. I need to stay with him for a week.
I am in my living room. Trenton and Zapp arrive. Trenton knows how to cure me. Trenton, Fry, Zapp, and Fernando enter my living room. Fernando records the rescue. I stand up. I dunno who Trenton is. Trenton hugs me.
TRENTON: Don’t worry, Sayashi! I will save you! I will give you kangaroo wedgies all week!
Trenton immediately takes off his shoes, socks, and shirt. The top of his white boxer shorts are showing.
Trenton and I bond. He subdues me. He makes me stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks. From behind, he uses 2 hands to firmly grab and get a good hold of my back undies waistband and back actual undies material from the middle. He sincerely, happily, playfully, easily, and vigorously pulls in earnest upwards and in the center slowly but steadily, making my undies slide north, across, and up my butt crack, until he straps the waistband across my shoulder blades, securely wedgieing my undies between my butt cheeks, making me feel dominated, tickling my whole body, and making me unintentionally lean forward. I immediately go into "wedgie shock". I’m feeling really intense pleasure. Trenton and I feel my undies stretching. We can hear my undies fabric stretching against the tug, making me feel 100% really strong embarrassed mortification. It’s priceless. He’s making me so hot. The pleasant fabric burn on my butt crack really tickles. I’m really fired up and turned on. He holds the wedgie for a good amount of time to savor it. I’m pretty much at his mercy until he lets go. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends.
[Happily; as he gives me 2 vigorous slow but steady utterly undies kangaroo wedgies then 2 vigorous medium utterly undies wedgies; lifting me so each bounce is like landing in a lift wedgie; repeatedly wedgieing my undies up my butt] TRENTON: Awww! Very cute! Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi! Heh, heh! Sayashi, I can see your butt and your hips!
I’m completely humiliated. I blush. Trenton finishes using the wedgie technique. My face is bright red. I am moved to tears. I cry. I use my hands to cover my face and hide my tears. Trenton hugs me. I stop crying. Trenton and I smile.
Trenton gives me a vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks. He gives me 4320 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 3 hours.
Trenton, Fry, Zapp, Fernando, and I have fun.
Zapp, Fry, and Fernando take me to a room that has a grayish magenta bed. Zapp and Fry strip down to their undies. Fry places me on a bed. I take a short nap. Zapp stands on the bed. Zapp uses the wedgie technique that has 18 yanks, making my butt lift into the air, to awaken me and give me vigorous utterly undies wedgies ‘til my undies rip. Zapp makes me get out of bed. He makes me stand up. I use magic to fix my undies.
[Happily; as they give me 2 vigorous slow but steady utterly undies group wedgies] ZAPP AND FRY: Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi!
Fry uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to give me 48 vigorous utterly undies wedgies.
I put on my ‘A Farewell to Arms’ undies.
ZAPP: I think he only wants to wear underpants
Fry: Yup
[Happily; as they sincerely, happily, playfully, and easily give me 2 vigorous slow but steady utterly undies group wedgies in earnest] ZAPP AND FRY: Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi!
Zapp uses the wedgie technique that has 18 yanks to give me vigorous utterly undies wedgies ‘til my undies rip. I use magic to fix my undies. Fry uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to give me 48 vigorous utterly undies wedgies.
[Happily] ME: Thank you
Fry, Zapp, and Fernando are surprised and excited cuz me talking while I am a zombie is rare.
ZAPP: Whoa. Sayashi talked.
FRY: God’s whim gave us help but he’s not cured yet. If he does not get cured, he’ll kill people.
[Happily] ME: Zapp, I love you!
[Happily] ZAPP: I love you, Sayashi!
[Happily] ME: Fry, I Romantically Love You!
[Happily] ME: I Romantically Love You, Sayashi!
Zapp hugs me. He tongue-KISSes me for 16 seconds. Fry hugs me. He tongue-KISSes me for 30 seconds. Zapp and Fry give me a vigorous utterly undies group wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, and then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. They use the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to give me 720 vigorous utterly undies bouncing wedgies for 20 minutes.
I return to my living room. Trenton hugs me. We smile. He’s wearing his white boxer shorts.
[Happily] TRENTON: I missed you, Sayashi!
[Happily] ME: I missed you, Trenton!
[Happily] ZAPP, FRY, AND FERNANDO: Awww
Trenton and I bond. He subdues me. He makes me stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me. He gives me a vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks.
[Happily] TRENTON: I adore you, Sayashi!
[Happily] ME: I adore you, Trenton!
Trenton gives me 12960 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 9 hours. It feels good. It’s very ticklish.
Zapp hugs me. Trenton hugs me. Fry hugs me.
ME: Thank you
I lose my pulse. I die but I awaken. I become a ghost human so I can still hug and etc.
FRY: Sayashi, are you okay?
ME: Yes.
Fry hugs me. We smile.
FRY: Yay! I can hug you!
Zapp hugs me. We smile. Trenton hugs me. We smile.
Trenton cuddles with me on a bed before I go to bed. Fry and I cuddle on the bed before we go to sleep. Trenton sleeps next to me. Zapp and Fernando sleep close to Fry, Trenton, and I.
[1 week later]
Trenton, Fry, Zapp, and Fernando save me.
[8 AM]
Trenton, Fry, Zapp, and Fernando are in my living room. I am wearing LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS.
[Happily] TRENTON, ZAPP, FRY, AND FERNANDO: Let’s celebrate saving Sayashi!
Trenton gives me a vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. My face is bright red. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks. He gives me 5760 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 4 hours.
Trenton and Fry cuddle with me on a grayish magenta bed while we only wear our undies. Trenton’s to the right of me. Fry’s to the left of me.
[Black screen; near death happiness laughter]
[White text; my endless story title - Sayashi PJ Shunsuke Tanaka]
PHILIP J. FRY: VOCALS
SAYASHI PJ SHUNSUKE TANAKA: INSANE DRUMS, BACKUP VOCALS
BENDER BENDING RODRIGUEZ: LEAD GUITAR, BACKUP VOCALS
FERNANDO DIOGUARDI: RHYTHM GUITAR, BACKUP VOCALS
ZAPP BRANNIGAN: KEYBOARDS, BACKUP VOCALS
ZAPP: It’s so hot! I’m taking my shirt off
Zapp takes his shirt off.
ME: Where are we?
MANAGER BOY: We are in the south - Mississippi.
I take my shirt off.
FRY: Well it’s too hot! I’m taking my shirt off
Fry takes his shirt off.
FRY: My God! I’ve let myself go
BENDER: You’ve put on a few pounds
[Angrily] FRY: You’re uh not supposed to agree with me
Michael (Trenton’s cousin) talks to Trenton outside his home.
MICHAEL: While you were a little kid in bed, I was out having fun sneaking into haunted places with my friends!
You should feel bad about Leela and the genestalk or I’ll tell your mom.
I sneak behind Michael. I use magic to strip him down to his tighty-whities. I give him 5 prompt wedgies.
ME: Ha ha
Michael un-wedgies himself.
MICHAEL: That’s not what happened in that episode, she escapes and gets tough in the end! But it was awesome to see her suffer! I told you Leela was weak and defenseless. Fry is really the big hero. Leela is a carbon copy of Princess Toadstool from Mario and all cartoons girls are like that.
I make Michael glare as I give him 5 prompt wedgies then slap his butt.
[The next day; 8 AM]
Fry, Fernando, Zapp, and I are in my estate’s living room. Zapp wants to haze me all day.
Zapp and I bond. He gets naked.
[Happily] ZAPP: Sayashi, it’s orange repressed bass yankii time
I make my usual embarrassed facial expression as he hugs me from behind by wrapping his arms around my stomach to subdue me. He beats me up by spanking me 8 times. He makes me face him. He tongue-KISSes me for 16 seconds. He makes me stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me. He gives me a lift wedgie for 30 seconds - From behind, he uses 2 hands to firmly grab and get a good hold of my back undies waistband and back actual undies material from the middle. He sincerely, happily, playfully, easily, and vigorously pulls in earnest upwards and in the center slowly but steadily, making my undies slide north, across, and up my butt crack, until he straps the waistband across my shoulder blades, securely wedgieing my undies between my butt cheeks, making me feel dominated, tickling my whole body, exposing my undies legholes, lifting me, and making me unintentionally lean forward ‘til my waist is the highest part of my body. I immediately go into "wedgie shock". I’m feeling really intense pleasure. Zapp and I feel my undies stretching. We can hear my undies fabric stretching against the tug, making me feel 100% really strong embarrassed mortification. It’s priceless. He’s making me so hot. The pleasant fabric burn on my butt crack really tickles. I’m really fired up and turned on. He holds the wedgie for a good amount of time to savor it. I’m pretty much at his mercy until he lets go. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends. He puts me down. He lets go of my undies.
Zapp strips me down to my undies.
[Happily; as he gives me 2 vigorous slow but steady utterly undies wedgies] ZAPP: Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi!
Zapp gives me a vigorous utterly undies wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 18 yanks to give me vigorous utterly undies wedgies ‘til my undies rip. I use magic to fix my undies. Zapp and Fry give me 4320 vigorous utterly undies bouncing wedgies for 3 hours.
Zapp makes me drink a big amount of water. He gives me a prompt vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgie. He carries me outside to Central Park. Fry and Fernando follow us. 10 men throw bass yankii fish at me. I cry. I use my hands to cover my face and hide my tears. He gives me the old flagpole utterly underwear wedgie. He places on a flagpole’s rounded top. I cry and wet myself for an hour.
[The next day]
I die while I sleep. Fry, Fernando, and I wake up together at 8 AM. I am wearing my Fry am the Egg Man undies. Fry, Fernando, and I get out of bed then stand up.
FRY: ‘Mornin’, Sayashi!
I moan and growl. I can’t talk.
FRY AND FERNANDO: Oh My God!
Fry and Fernando realize I became a zombie again.
FRY: I’ll call Farnsworth.
I sit on the floor. I glare. My arms and legs are crossed. Fry calls Farnsworth.
FRY: Professor, Sayashi became a zombie again! What happened to him?
PROFESSOR: I thought he was re-killed. Now he feels like he’s unloved. Only Trenton can cure him and restore his memory! He needs to stay with him all day and make him happy. After he cures him, he needs to stay with him for the rest of the week so he does not get uncured.
Trenton’s on an engagement date with Leela. He gets a text from Fry about what happened to me.
TRENTON: Sorry, Leela. I need to save Sayashi. He died again. I need to stay with him for a week.
I am in my living room. Trenton and Zapp arrive. Trenton knows how to cure me. Trenton, Fry, Zapp, and Fernando enter my living room. Fernando records the rescue. I stand up. I dunno who Trenton is. Trenton hugs me.
TRENTON: Don’t worry, Sayashi! I will save you! I will give you kangaroo wedgies all week!
Trenton immediately takes off his shoes, socks, and shirt. The top of his white boxer shorts are showing.
Trenton and I bond. He subdues me. He makes me stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks. From behind, he uses 2 hands to firmly grab and get a good hold of my back undies waistband and back actual undies material from the middle. He sincerely, happily, playfully, easily, and vigorously pulls in earnest upwards and in the center slowly but steadily, making my undies slide north, across, and up my butt crack, until he straps the waistband across my shoulder blades, securely wedgieing my undies between my butt cheeks, making me feel dominated, tickling my whole body, and making me unintentionally lean forward. I immediately go into "wedgie shock". I’m feeling really intense pleasure. Trenton and I feel my undies stretching. We can hear my undies fabric stretching against the tug, making me feel 100% really strong embarrassed mortification. It’s priceless. He’s making me so hot. The pleasant fabric burn on my butt crack really tickles. I’m really fired up and turned on. He holds the wedgie for a good amount of time to savor it. I’m pretty much at his mercy until he lets go. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends.
[Happily; as he gives me 2 vigorous slow but steady utterly undies kangaroo wedgies then 2 vigorous medium utterly undies wedgies; lifting me so each bounce is like landing in a lift wedgie; repeatedly wedgieing my undies up my butt] TRENTON: Awww! Very cute! Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi! Heh, heh! Sayashi, I can see your butt and your hips!
I’m completely humiliated. I blush. Trenton finishes using the wedgie technique. My face is bright red. I am moved to tears. I cry. I use my hands to cover my face and hide my tears. Trenton hugs me. I stop crying. Trenton and I smile.
Trenton gives me a vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks. He gives me 4320 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 3 hours.
Trenton, Fry, Zapp, Fernando, and I have fun.
Zapp, Fry, and Fernando take me to a room that has a grayish magenta bed. Zapp and Fry strip down to their undies. Fry places me on a bed. I take a short nap. Zapp stands on the bed. Zapp uses the wedgie technique that has 18 yanks, making my butt lift into the air, to awaken me and give me vigorous utterly undies wedgies ‘til my undies rip. Zapp makes me get out of bed. He makes me stand up. I use magic to fix my undies.
[Happily; as they give me 2 vigorous slow but steady utterly undies group wedgies] ZAPP AND FRY: Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi!
Fry uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to give me 48 vigorous utterly undies wedgies.
I put on my ‘A Farewell to Arms’ undies.
ZAPP: I think he only wants to wear underpants
Fry: Yup
[Happily; as they sincerely, happily, playfully, and easily give me 2 vigorous slow but steady utterly undies group wedgies in earnest] ZAPP AND FRY: Utterly undies wedgie! Utterly undies wedgie Sayashi!
Zapp uses the wedgie technique that has 18 yanks to give me vigorous utterly undies wedgies ‘til my undies rip. I use magic to fix my undies. Fry uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to give me 48 vigorous utterly undies wedgies.
[Happily] ME: Thank you
Fry, Zapp, and Fernando are surprised and excited cuz me talking while I am a zombie is rare.
ZAPP: Whoa. Sayashi talked.
FRY: God’s whim gave us help but he’s not cured yet. If he does not get cured, he’ll kill people.
[Happily] ME: Zapp, I love you!
[Happily] ZAPP: I love you, Sayashi!
[Happily] ME: Fry, I Romantically Love You!
[Happily] ME: I Romantically Love You, Sayashi!
Zapp hugs me. He tongue-KISSes me for 16 seconds. Fry hugs me. He tongue-KISSes me for 30 seconds. Zapp and Fry give me a vigorous utterly undies group wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, and then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. They use the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to give me 720 vigorous utterly undies bouncing wedgies for 20 minutes.
I return to my living room. Trenton hugs me. We smile. He’s wearing his white boxer shorts.
[Happily] TRENTON: I missed you, Sayashi!
[Happily] ME: I missed you, Trenton!
[Happily] ZAPP, FRY, AND FERNANDO: Awww
Trenton and I bond. He subdues me. He makes me stand in front of a full length mirror. He gets behind me. He gives me a vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks.
[Happily] TRENTON: I adore you, Sayashi!
[Happily] ME: I adore you, Trenton!
Trenton gives me 12960 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 9 hours. It feels good. It’s very ticklish.
Zapp hugs me. Trenton hugs me. Fry hugs me.
ME: Thank you
I lose my pulse. I die but I awaken. I become a ghost human so I can still hug and etc.
FRY: Sayashi, are you okay?
ME: Yes.
Fry hugs me. We smile.
FRY: Yay! I can hug you!
Zapp hugs me. We smile. Trenton hugs me. We smile.
Trenton cuddles with me on a bed before I go to bed. Fry and I cuddle on the bed before we go to sleep. Trenton sleeps next to me. Zapp and Fernando sleep close to Fry, Trenton, and I.
[1 week later]
Trenton, Fry, Zapp, and Fernando save me.
[8 AM]
Trenton, Fry, Zapp, and Fernando are in my living room. I am wearing LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS.
[Happily] TRENTON, ZAPP, FRY, AND FERNANDO: Let’s celebrate saving Sayashi!
Trenton gives me a vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgie - a prompt yank, 7 prompt big yanks, then 2 prompt super finishing yanks. My face is bright red. I can’t stop blushing ‘til the wedgie session ends. He uses the wedgie technique that has 24 yanks to continue giving me super finishing yanks. He gives me 5760 vigorous utterly undies kangaroo wedgies for 4 hours.
Trenton and Fry cuddle with me on a grayish magenta bed while we only wear our undies. Trenton’s to the right of me. Fry’s to the left of me.
[Black screen; near death happiness laughter]
[White text; my endless story title - Sayashi PJ Shunsuke Tanaka]
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