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Hated brother Loki,
Well, good to talk to you half-brother. How was your finger painting? Like you said, I DON'T CARE!! It is nice to talk to you - not - and to have your FREE cookies - yes I am excited for da cookies!
I know I am from Viking times but now I am in 2016, so I can speak slang, I'm sure...
The Avengers are pretty useful when it comes to battle, brother. You have brains and I have brawn. You're cleverer than me, and I am stronger (and faster) than you! I am far superior. Anywho, Jane and I have had a bit of a falling out. I BETTER GO!! SHE'S GONNA SMASH A WINE GLASS OVER MY HEAD!! LATER!!
Lots of punches in the face,
Thor, your handsome, strong and fast brother.
P.S. Send those cookies very soon!
P.P.S. Give me triple chocolate ones thank you.
P.P.P.S. Bye!
Well, good to talk to you half-brother. How was your finger painting? Like you said, I DON'T CARE!! It is nice to talk to you - not - and to have your FREE cookies - yes I am excited for da cookies!
I know I am from Viking times but now I am in 2016, so I can speak slang, I'm sure...
The Avengers are pretty useful when it comes to battle, brother. You have brains and I have brawn. You're cleverer than me, and I am stronger (and faster) than you! I am far superior. Anywho, Jane and I have had a bit of a falling out. I BETTER GO!! SHE'S GONNA SMASH A WINE GLASS OVER MY HEAD!! LATER!!
Lots of punches in the face,
Thor, your handsome, strong and fast brother.
P.S. Send those cookies very soon!
P.P.S. Give me triple chocolate ones thank you.
P.P.P.S. Bye!
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