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It Takes All Kinds
A collection of 30 shorts featuring Yuki and Shuichi for a challenge community. Each 'chapter' will have its own theme. Rating varies throughout. (manga-centric)
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#28 Wada Calcium CD3
It Takes All Kinds
"Do these have calcium in it?" Shuichi asked, waving the pink box in my face for the third time.
"If you do that again I'm going to stuff that box down your throat." I can tell by the pleased look on his face that he thinks he's making headway - this is the first time he's gotten me to speak in the last three hours.
I've spent my afternoon actively ignoring him, reading my book and not making even the slightest attempt to answer his nonstop questions about absolutely ridiculous things. Shuichi doesn't care if Pocky has calcium in it, not any more than he cared about caffeine as a sexual stimulant or why they don't market Anal Ease for teething infants. He's been trying to get me to pay attention to him all afternoon and I'm having too much fun to give in. I'm enjoying his attempts and really, this was the most his brain's worked in the last year.
"I just read an article on Wada Calcium and was wondering if I should use a calcium supplement. If Pocky has calcium I should be getting enough."
I snorted in disbelief. "Article? You read a two page ad in a fashion magazine." I didn't look up from my book, but I could feel the look of triumph on his face and had to bite the inside of my cheek to keep from grinning - the little shit was getting to me.
"It wasn't a fashion magazine ..." The tone of his voice was playful, and god help me I had to look up. Shuichi was sitting on the floor next to me holding up the magazine he'd been reading - /Pocky Kink Monthly/.
"Where the hell did you get that?!" All right, he had my full attention now, but I was going down swinging.
"Hiro found it somewhere and thought it was funny." Shuichi climbed up on the couch next to me and leaned against my chest. "He stuck it in my backpack as a joke."
"Where's Hiro hanging out? That is fucked up." Shuichi wiggled a bit to get comfortable and started to thumb through the magazine for me to see. I'm a jaded guy, and thought I'd seen it all, but man was I wrong. No one should be doing these things with Pocky - NO ONE. But much like a train wreck, I couldn't stop myself from looking.
"Look at this one." Shuichi flipped a few pages an opened it to a two page spread. His voice was laced with twisted amusement, which should've warned me, but I looked anyway.
I was actually rendered speechless.
"I would think the Pocky would break before they got it fully inserted, but they managed it some how." Shuichi flipped the page. "Look, now this guys extracting it with his teeth."
I reached around him and closed the magazine. "Please tell me this doesn't turn you on."
Shuichi pivoted and looked at me with a smirk. "You mean you wouldn't like me to be a little more kinky?"
"Kinky yes, a Pocky fetishist ... I think I'll pass." I dropped the magazine to the floor and wrapped my arms around him.
"Are you done reading?" Shuichi asked sweetly, making part of me want to throttle him. The little brat had my attention, and he knew it.
I growled low in my throat in response, biting the back of his neck and making him gasp.
"You're going to wish I was reading when I'm through with you."
"Promise?"
I didn't bother answering, scooping him up and heading towards the bedroom. He may have won the battle, but the war was mine.
It Takes All Kinds
"Do these have calcium in it?" Shuichi asked, waving the pink box in my face for the third time.
"If you do that again I'm going to stuff that box down your throat." I can tell by the pleased look on his face that he thinks he's making headway - this is the first time he's gotten me to speak in the last three hours.
I've spent my afternoon actively ignoring him, reading my book and not making even the slightest attempt to answer his nonstop questions about absolutely ridiculous things. Shuichi doesn't care if Pocky has calcium in it, not any more than he cared about caffeine as a sexual stimulant or why they don't market Anal Ease for teething infants. He's been trying to get me to pay attention to him all afternoon and I'm having too much fun to give in. I'm enjoying his attempts and really, this was the most his brain's worked in the last year.
"I just read an article on Wada Calcium and was wondering if I should use a calcium supplement. If Pocky has calcium I should be getting enough."
I snorted in disbelief. "Article? You read a two page ad in a fashion magazine." I didn't look up from my book, but I could feel the look of triumph on his face and had to bite the inside of my cheek to keep from grinning - the little shit was getting to me.
"It wasn't a fashion magazine ..." The tone of his voice was playful, and god help me I had to look up. Shuichi was sitting on the floor next to me holding up the magazine he'd been reading - /Pocky Kink Monthly/.
"Where the hell did you get that?!" All right, he had my full attention now, but I was going down swinging.
"Hiro found it somewhere and thought it was funny." Shuichi climbed up on the couch next to me and leaned against my chest. "He stuck it in my backpack as a joke."
"Where's Hiro hanging out? That is fucked up." Shuichi wiggled a bit to get comfortable and started to thumb through the magazine for me to see. I'm a jaded guy, and thought I'd seen it all, but man was I wrong. No one should be doing these things with Pocky - NO ONE. But much like a train wreck, I couldn't stop myself from looking.
"Look at this one." Shuichi flipped a few pages an opened it to a two page spread. His voice was laced with twisted amusement, which should've warned me, but I looked anyway.
I was actually rendered speechless.
"I would think the Pocky would break before they got it fully inserted, but they managed it some how." Shuichi flipped the page. "Look, now this guys extracting it with his teeth."
I reached around him and closed the magazine. "Please tell me this doesn't turn you on."
Shuichi pivoted and looked at me with a smirk. "You mean you wouldn't like me to be a little more kinky?"
"Kinky yes, a Pocky fetishist ... I think I'll pass." I dropped the magazine to the floor and wrapped my arms around him.
"Are you done reading?" Shuichi asked sweetly, making part of me want to throttle him. The little brat had my attention, and he knew it.
I growled low in my throat in response, biting the back of his neck and making him gasp.
"You're going to wish I was reading when I'm through with you."
"Promise?"
I didn't bother answering, scooping him up and heading towards the bedroom. He may have won the battle, but the war was mine.
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