Categories > Games > Undertale > Incorrect Quotes W. Undertale AU's
Bravery x Justice
Perseverance x Kindness x Integrity
Frisk x Chara
Patience x NOBODY (She's too young)
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Patience: Justice... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Justice: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Patience:
Patience: I wrote sanitize, Justice.
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Patience: So what’s for dinner?
Justice, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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Patience: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Justice: Oh, I’m always running
Justice: The question is from what
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Bravery: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Chara: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Frisk: I think you mean cards.
Chara, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Frisk: Perseverance... How do I begin to explain Perseverance?
Patience: Perseverance is flawless.
Chara: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Justice: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Kindness: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Frisk: Perseverance was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Perseverance: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Frisk: Perseverance, you ate a chair.
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Frisk, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Perseverance: You did WHAT–
Patience: William Snakepeare
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Frisk: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Kindness, amazed: Wow...
Chara, to Kindness: Well what does that mean?
Kindness: I don't know.
Kindness, to Frisk: What does that mean?
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Bravery: Hey, Kindness? Can I get some dating advice?
Kindness: Just because I’m with Perseverance doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Kindness: Integrity, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Integrity: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Kindness: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Perseverance.
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Bravery: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Chara: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Bravery: Three of us saw it, Chara. How do you explain that?
Chara: points at Courage Sleep deprivation. points at Integrity Paranoia. points at Bravery Delusional personality disorder.
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Bravery: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Courage will and will not eat.
Chara: Grass? Yes!
Bravery: Moss? Yes!!
Chara: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Bravery: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Chara: Worms? Sometimes!
Bravery: Rocks? Usually nah.
Chara: Twigs? Usually!
Bravery: Patience's cooking? Inconclusive!
Integrity: How did you… test this?
Bravery: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Integrity: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Patience: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Bravery: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Chara: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Courage: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Frisk: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Justice: My moral code, is that you?
Bravery:
Bravery: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk Toriel left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Bravery: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Chara: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Patience: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Integrity: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Chara: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Patience: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Integrity: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Courage, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Trust: You kidnapped Dedication? That’s illegal!
Courage: But Trust, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Dedication, or destroying our dreams?
Trust: Kidnapping Dedication, Courage!!!
Audacity: Trust, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Trust: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Audacity: To work together!
Trust: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Hate: Trust, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Trust: Bye Dedication! Bye Courage! Bye Audacity! Bye Hate! Bye Dedication!
Courage: You said ‘bye Dedication’ twice.
Trust: I like Dedication.
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Courage: Fuck.
Hate: We've got to work on your cursing.
Courage: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Courage: Can you keep a secret?
Hate: Do you know anything about my life?
Courage: No I do not. Good point.
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Perseverance: Why are you on the floor?
Kindness: I'm depressed.
Kindness: Also I was stabbed, can you get Integrity, please.
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Perseverance: How's the sexiest person here~?
Kindness: I don't know, how are they~?
Perseverance, flustered: I-
Integrity, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Perseverance, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Kindness, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Integrity: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Perseverance: playing systemic oppression
Perseverance x Kindness x Integrity
Frisk x Chara
Patience x NOBODY (She's too young)
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Patience: Justice... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Justice: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Patience:
Patience: I wrote sanitize, Justice.
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Patience: So what’s for dinner?
Justice, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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Patience: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Justice: Oh, I’m always running
Justice: The question is from what
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Bravery: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Chara: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Frisk: I think you mean cards.
Chara, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Frisk: Perseverance... How do I begin to explain Perseverance?
Patience: Perseverance is flawless.
Chara: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Justice: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Kindness: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Frisk: Perseverance was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Perseverance: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Frisk: Perseverance, you ate a chair.
-
Frisk, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Perseverance: You did WHAT–
Patience: William Snakepeare
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Frisk: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Kindness, amazed: Wow...
Chara, to Kindness: Well what does that mean?
Kindness: I don't know.
Kindness, to Frisk: What does that mean?
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Bravery: Hey, Kindness? Can I get some dating advice?
Kindness: Just because I’m with Perseverance doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Kindness: Integrity, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Integrity: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Kindness: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Perseverance.
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Bravery: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Chara: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Bravery: Three of us saw it, Chara. How do you explain that?
Chara: points at Courage Sleep deprivation. points at Integrity Paranoia. points at Bravery Delusional personality disorder.
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Bravery: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Courage will and will not eat.
Chara: Grass? Yes!
Bravery: Moss? Yes!!
Chara: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Bravery: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Chara: Worms? Sometimes!
Bravery: Rocks? Usually nah.
Chara: Twigs? Usually!
Bravery: Patience's cooking? Inconclusive!
Integrity: How did you… test this?
Bravery: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Integrity: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Patience: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Bravery: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Chara: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Courage: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Frisk: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Justice: My moral code, is that you?
Bravery:
Bravery: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk Toriel left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Bravery: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Chara: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Patience: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Integrity: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Chara: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Patience: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Integrity: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Courage, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Trust: You kidnapped Dedication? That’s illegal!
Courage: But Trust, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Dedication, or destroying our dreams?
Trust: Kidnapping Dedication, Courage!!!
Audacity: Trust, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Trust: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Audacity: To work together!
Trust: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Hate: Trust, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Trust: Bye Dedication! Bye Courage! Bye Audacity! Bye Hate! Bye Dedication!
Courage: You said ‘bye Dedication’ twice.
Trust: I like Dedication.
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Courage: Fuck.
Hate: We've got to work on your cursing.
Courage: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Courage: Can you keep a secret?
Hate: Do you know anything about my life?
Courage: No I do not. Good point.
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Perseverance: Why are you on the floor?
Kindness: I'm depressed.
Kindness: Also I was stabbed, can you get Integrity, please.
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Perseverance: How's the sexiest person here~?
Kindness: I don't know, how are they~?
Perseverance, flustered: I-
Integrity, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Perseverance, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Kindness, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Integrity: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Perseverance: playing systemic oppression
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