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0 reviewsVignettes my friends and I have written on Reddit. These are from 2021.
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Story: Viral Video Fallout
by: Zoey Webber
ROBBIE: Hey out there in internet land! I'm Robbie!
DELBERT: And I'm Delbert
ROBBIE: Today we got a great viral show for you today! Called Humiliation! Tell them what it is Delbert!
DELBERT: We Do a Slime Prank one Someone Someone Unknown
ROBBIE: And here is our first victim!
DELBERT: CAMARO BOB!
ROBBIE: No DELBERT! Its this person under the pillowcase!
DELBERT: Oh I see
Pulling the chair, Robbie has a person tied to it.
ROBBIE: Okay Delbert! Slime him!
DELBERT: You're the man! slimes the person.
PERSON: bbblllllaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
DELBERT and ROBBIE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ROBBIE: Now we shall hook up his nipples to a car battery! Ready?
DELBERT: Ready as you are
DELBERT and ROBBIE used the car battery and hooked the person's nipples up to it and shocked him.
PERSON: OW OW OW AIYIYIYIYIYI!
ROBBIE: Feels good huh?
PERSON: Ow No
ROBBIE: All right. Up next. I will let you choose Delbert!
DELBERT: Sure, Robbie. He's going to be getting spanked by baseball bat.
ROBBIE: Batter up! And heres the pitch!
PERSON: Not the Pitch!
Robbie and Delbert proceed to hit him with the bat.
PERSON: OW!
ROBBIE: Now thats what l call a home run! Or maybe a double header!
DELBERT: You said it
ROBBIE: Coming up next, Now we shall throw mud balls at him!
PERSON: Oh dear God No!
Robbie and Delbert throw mud balls at the person
PERSON: Oh lord!!
ROBBIE: Eat this!
DELBERT: Mud is yummy!
PERSON: sobs
ROBBIE: Now that we are done with the mud!
DELBERT: Our next act is us hitting the ball at the target causing him to go down the water
ROBBIE: Awesome love it! let put our plan into action.
PERSON: Lets put our plan out of action right boys?
ROBBIE: No way! Delbert, Commence hitting the ball!
PERSON: I cant swim!
ROBBIE: Good chance to learn!
PERSON: sobs
ROBBIE: Okay, and NOW! GO!
PERSON: What are they going to announce next?
ROBBIE: You'll find out! Into the water you go!
PERSON: Again?
Robbie and Delbert threw a ball at the target that made the person fell into the water.
PERSON: Aaaaah glub
ROBBIE: Now that h'es in the water!
DELBERT: Let's throw water balloons filled with motor oil at him!
Robbie and Delbert start to throw the water balloons at the person.
PERSON: someone is going to find out...gulp...gulp!
Camaro Bob then comes in. Robbie and Delbert don't notice him yet.
CAMARO BOB: Whats going on down here??!!!
DELBERT: CAMARO BOB
ROBBIE: Hey Camaro Bob! What brings you here?
CAMARO BOB: Well, I was just wondering why your using that guy for your buffonery.
ROBBIE: Quite simple, really.
DELBERT: Its for a viral video show!
CAMARO BOB: Oh Really?
ROBBIE: Yep thats true!
DELBERT: Its gonna be a hit!
CAMARO BOB: Well sorry to say this but its over.
ROBBIE: Wait what?
DELBERT: Why? We were just getting started?!!
CAMARO BOB: If you think tormenting a innocent man is fun you guys know better than this.
ROBBIE: You gonna stop us?
DELBERT: Good luck if you can!
CAMARO BOB: I was hoping you'd say that. CAMARO BOB calls his Helicopter
ROBBIE: Whatcha gonna do about it?
CAMARO BOB: Look in the sky.
DELBERT: Is it a bird or a plane?
CAMARO BOB: No its My Helicopter with Missles
ROBBIE: Hahaha!! YIKES! What the hell!!!
CAMARO BOB: Fire
DELBERT: I think we are toast!
ROBBIE: Yep
ROBBIE and DELBERT try to run.
CAMARO BOB: Fire!
The missile drops on Robbie and Delbert who were Now covered with soot and oil.
DELBERT and ROBBIE: Aaaaah
CAMARO BOB: Ha! Now I humiliated you two! Now yourr both All dirty. Chances you both getting laid at an All American Orgy? Zilch!
ROBBIE and DELBERT: Alright!
CAMARO BOB: Oh and by the way. Nobody uses my basement to my autoshow room for stupid viral videos
He Punches them both
ROBBIE and DELBERT get sent flying into the air
ROBBIE: Aaaaah!
DELBERT: We're blasting off again.
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Story: Seat Belt PSA
by: Zoey Webber
Dunfore and Agt Clappers do a PSA about Seat Belt Safety.
AGT. CLAPPERS: Hello. Im Agt Clappers. Do you know what safe driving is?
DUNFORE: YEAH, its when you drive safe without out screwing up
AGT. CLAPPERS: exactly! But where does it begin?
DUNFORE: First of all seat belt on mirror up and foot on the pedal got it
AGT. CLAPPERS: Yes it is. Let me show you how it's done. (Two people whos faces are covered with paper bags walk over to the back seat of Clappers' car)
DUNFORE: huh?
AGT. CLAPPERS: Never mind who they are. Sit down gentlemen.
The people with bags over their heads were now seated in the back seat.
SUSPECT #1: Hey man I'm scared!
AGT. CLAPPERS: Okay! Now. First you apply the shoulder strap! (Clappers puts the shoulder strap on one of the bagged headed people)
SUSPECT #2: I dont even know who these people are
Agt Clappers: their indetities are being kept a secret! So dont ruin this for me! Then you apply the lap belt.
SUSPECT #1: Ok sir quivers
AGT. CLAPPERS: buckle it across the hips! (Clappers buckles the lap belt across the hips of the other person whos head is in a bag).
DUNFORE: Got it
SUSPECT #1: oh thank god nothing happend
SUSPECT #2: Aye aye, captain
Dunfore and Agt Clappers then gets into the drivers seat of his car.
AGT. CLAPPERS: glad you can join me for this. Until next time! Next stop prison!
SUSPECT #1: YEAH! Wait, what?
Agt Clappers: You heard me! prison! This PSA is over! Now shut up and accept your fates! Youve both are sentenced to 100 years!
DUNFORE: Truth hurts don't it?
AGT CLAPPERS: You know what you did!
MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE: We never did know who Clappers sent to prison. Maybe we never will....
SUSPECT #2: I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!
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Story: Kingpin's Suit and Emporium
by: Zoey Webber
FITZ: Good day to you people. Im Gerald Fitzgerald! The Kingpin! Want to work in the criminal business? You need to look the part...
FRANK: OKay
FITZ: Then you need to shop at Kingpin's Suit and Emporium!
FRANK: Sounds rad!
FITZ: Yes it is. We have everything a criminal needs to improve his appearance. Instead of dressing down, you can deal drugs in this business suit.... Yes! Heres an example.
Thester comes out and models a suit with a top hat, cane and cape.
FRANK: Woah looking good.
FITZ: This is the ideal outfit! Whether youre a henchman or working for the mob. You can get this top hat, cane, cape and the whole suit set for the incredible low price of.....(THESTER loses his balance and falls over backwards)
FRANK: Holy crap!
THESTER: (out of breath).
FITZ: Oh no!
FRANK: What should we do?
FITZ: call an ambulance. So anyway! If you're working for a criminal organization come to Kingpin's Mens Suits Emporium! Just off Highway 51!
FRANK: calls ambulance
FITZ: You're going to look like a million bucks for less!
FRANK: Sweet!
FITZ: Damn THESTER! I think you sprained your knee.
FRANK: Is he gonna be ok?
FITZ: Yeah he will. Did I mention we have platform dress shoes?
VOICEOVER: Results my vary if you choose the platform dress shoes.
FRANK: WHAAAA???!
by: Zoey Webber
ROBBIE: Hey out there in internet land! I'm Robbie!
DELBERT: And I'm Delbert
ROBBIE: Today we got a great viral show for you today! Called Humiliation! Tell them what it is Delbert!
DELBERT: We Do a Slime Prank one Someone Someone Unknown
ROBBIE: And here is our first victim!
DELBERT: CAMARO BOB!
ROBBIE: No DELBERT! Its this person under the pillowcase!
DELBERT: Oh I see
Pulling the chair, Robbie has a person tied to it.
ROBBIE: Okay Delbert! Slime him!
DELBERT: You're the man! slimes the person.
PERSON: bbblllllaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
DELBERT and ROBBIE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ROBBIE: Now we shall hook up his nipples to a car battery! Ready?
DELBERT: Ready as you are
DELBERT and ROBBIE used the car battery and hooked the person's nipples up to it and shocked him.
PERSON: OW OW OW AIYIYIYIYIYI!
ROBBIE: Feels good huh?
PERSON: Ow No
ROBBIE: All right. Up next. I will let you choose Delbert!
DELBERT: Sure, Robbie. He's going to be getting spanked by baseball bat.
ROBBIE: Batter up! And heres the pitch!
PERSON: Not the Pitch!
Robbie and Delbert proceed to hit him with the bat.
PERSON: OW!
ROBBIE: Now thats what l call a home run! Or maybe a double header!
DELBERT: You said it
ROBBIE: Coming up next, Now we shall throw mud balls at him!
PERSON: Oh dear God No!
Robbie and Delbert throw mud balls at the person
PERSON: Oh lord!!
ROBBIE: Eat this!
DELBERT: Mud is yummy!
PERSON: sobs
ROBBIE: Now that we are done with the mud!
DELBERT: Our next act is us hitting the ball at the target causing him to go down the water
ROBBIE: Awesome love it! let put our plan into action.
PERSON: Lets put our plan out of action right boys?
ROBBIE: No way! Delbert, Commence hitting the ball!
PERSON: I cant swim!
ROBBIE: Good chance to learn!
PERSON: sobs
ROBBIE: Okay, and NOW! GO!
PERSON: What are they going to announce next?
ROBBIE: You'll find out! Into the water you go!
PERSON: Again?
Robbie and Delbert threw a ball at the target that made the person fell into the water.
PERSON: Aaaaah glub
ROBBIE: Now that h'es in the water!
DELBERT: Let's throw water balloons filled with motor oil at him!
Robbie and Delbert start to throw the water balloons at the person.
PERSON: someone is going to find out...gulp...gulp!
Camaro Bob then comes in. Robbie and Delbert don't notice him yet.
CAMARO BOB: Whats going on down here??!!!
DELBERT: CAMARO BOB
ROBBIE: Hey Camaro Bob! What brings you here?
CAMARO BOB: Well, I was just wondering why your using that guy for your buffonery.
ROBBIE: Quite simple, really.
DELBERT: Its for a viral video show!
CAMARO BOB: Oh Really?
ROBBIE: Yep thats true!
DELBERT: Its gonna be a hit!
CAMARO BOB: Well sorry to say this but its over.
ROBBIE: Wait what?
DELBERT: Why? We were just getting started?!!
CAMARO BOB: If you think tormenting a innocent man is fun you guys know better than this.
ROBBIE: You gonna stop us?
DELBERT: Good luck if you can!
CAMARO BOB: I was hoping you'd say that. CAMARO BOB calls his Helicopter
ROBBIE: Whatcha gonna do about it?
CAMARO BOB: Look in the sky.
DELBERT: Is it a bird or a plane?
CAMARO BOB: No its My Helicopter with Missles
ROBBIE: Hahaha!! YIKES! What the hell!!!
CAMARO BOB: Fire
DELBERT: I think we are toast!
ROBBIE: Yep
ROBBIE and DELBERT try to run.
CAMARO BOB: Fire!
The missile drops on Robbie and Delbert who were Now covered with soot and oil.
DELBERT and ROBBIE: Aaaaah
CAMARO BOB: Ha! Now I humiliated you two! Now yourr both All dirty. Chances you both getting laid at an All American Orgy? Zilch!
ROBBIE and DELBERT: Alright!
CAMARO BOB: Oh and by the way. Nobody uses my basement to my autoshow room for stupid viral videos
He Punches them both
ROBBIE and DELBERT get sent flying into the air
ROBBIE: Aaaaah!
DELBERT: We're blasting off again.
____________________________________________________________________________________________
Story: Seat Belt PSA
by: Zoey Webber
Dunfore and Agt Clappers do a PSA about Seat Belt Safety.
AGT. CLAPPERS: Hello. Im Agt Clappers. Do you know what safe driving is?
DUNFORE: YEAH, its when you drive safe without out screwing up
AGT. CLAPPERS: exactly! But where does it begin?
DUNFORE: First of all seat belt on mirror up and foot on the pedal got it
AGT. CLAPPERS: Yes it is. Let me show you how it's done. (Two people whos faces are covered with paper bags walk over to the back seat of Clappers' car)
DUNFORE: huh?
AGT. CLAPPERS: Never mind who they are. Sit down gentlemen.
The people with bags over their heads were now seated in the back seat.
SUSPECT #1: Hey man I'm scared!
AGT. CLAPPERS: Okay! Now. First you apply the shoulder strap! (Clappers puts the shoulder strap on one of the bagged headed people)
SUSPECT #2: I dont even know who these people are
Agt Clappers: their indetities are being kept a secret! So dont ruin this for me! Then you apply the lap belt.
SUSPECT #1: Ok sir quivers
AGT. CLAPPERS: buckle it across the hips! (Clappers buckles the lap belt across the hips of the other person whos head is in a bag).
DUNFORE: Got it
SUSPECT #1: oh thank god nothing happend
SUSPECT #2: Aye aye, captain
Dunfore and Agt Clappers then gets into the drivers seat of his car.
AGT. CLAPPERS: glad you can join me for this. Until next time! Next stop prison!
SUSPECT #1: YEAH! Wait, what?
Agt Clappers: You heard me! prison! This PSA is over! Now shut up and accept your fates! Youve both are sentenced to 100 years!
DUNFORE: Truth hurts don't it?
AGT CLAPPERS: You know what you did!
MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE: We never did know who Clappers sent to prison. Maybe we never will....
SUSPECT #2: I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Story: Kingpin's Suit and Emporium
by: Zoey Webber
FITZ: Good day to you people. Im Gerald Fitzgerald! The Kingpin! Want to work in the criminal business? You need to look the part...
FRANK: OKay
FITZ: Then you need to shop at Kingpin's Suit and Emporium!
FRANK: Sounds rad!
FITZ: Yes it is. We have everything a criminal needs to improve his appearance. Instead of dressing down, you can deal drugs in this business suit.... Yes! Heres an example.
Thester comes out and models a suit with a top hat, cane and cape.
FRANK: Woah looking good.
FITZ: This is the ideal outfit! Whether youre a henchman or working for the mob. You can get this top hat, cane, cape and the whole suit set for the incredible low price of.....(THESTER loses his balance and falls over backwards)
FRANK: Holy crap!
THESTER: (out of breath).
FITZ: Oh no!
FRANK: What should we do?
FITZ: call an ambulance. So anyway! If you're working for a criminal organization come to Kingpin's Mens Suits Emporium! Just off Highway 51!
FRANK: calls ambulance
FITZ: You're going to look like a million bucks for less!
FRANK: Sweet!
FITZ: Damn THESTER! I think you sprained your knee.
FRANK: Is he gonna be ok?
FITZ: Yeah he will. Did I mention we have platform dress shoes?
VOICEOVER: Results my vary if you choose the platform dress shoes.
FRANK: WHAAAA???!
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