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Never Underestimate Cutaway Gags
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Cutaway #1: Inspector Gadget Safety Tip:
Brian: I haven't felt this shocked after I saw that ending to that Inspector Gadget safety tip.
Penny and Gadget are in a bedroom with Chief Quimby who was sick in bed.
I.G.: Whenever a relative or loved one is ill, always do everything in your power to keep them comfortable and give them everything they need. Medicine and relaxation are key and vital!
Penny: Correct Uncle Gadget! Because it's essential to their health and well being.
I.G.: It really helps if you put your whole life aside to help take care of your relative if they are sick!
Penny: That's a step in the right direction because it shows you care!
I.G.: Absolutely Penny! But never try to get into a confrontation with a relative who is sick!
Penny: That's right, Uncle Gadget. If you do, it could make them feel worse, endanger them and take them even longer for them to recover!
I.G.: If that happened it could lead to more problems, such as trips to the emergency room and perhaps even death!
Penny: You know, you're an enigma Uncle Gadget.
I.G. (laughs heartedly): Oh, Penny! You have such a way with words, why do you say that?
Penny: You're so smart when it comes to these safety tips we do at the end of every episode, but you're such a (beep)ing dumbass when it comes to missions stopping Dr. Claw.
I.G.: (laughs) Well Penny, that's because.....wait....(in complete shock).....WHAT??!?!?!?!
Brian and Stewie were surprised at what they saw.
Stewie: Did Penny just call out Inspector Gadget for being an idiot, Brian? Are they able to get away with THAT on a kid's show?
Brian: Don't know, Stewie! All I know is I'm glad SOMEONE called Gadget out for being such a shit headed moron!
Cutaway #2: Peter Never Keeps His Facts Straight
Lois: Peter you can never keep your facts straight. People always misunderstand you!
Peter: Really? Since when?
Lois: Like that time when you bought that DVD from that video/music store!
Scene shows Peter at a video/music store.
Clerk: What can I do for you sir?
Peter (drunk): I would like to see the movie Barfly!
Clerk: I'm sorry, sir? What?
Peter: Barfly!
Clerk: Again!
Peter: Barfly!
Clerk: What? Say again?
Peter: Barfly!
Clerk hands Peter a DVD of the movie Butterfly.
Peter: Barfly! Gonna give me Barfly?
Clerk (hands Peter the DVD): Have it right here!
Peter: okay thanks!
Cutaway #3: Peter Meets John Fetterman
Peter: This is just like the time I meet John Fetterman.
In an office John Fetterman is behind a desk and Peter is dressed in dirty overalls and a plaid blouse.
Peter: Holy freaking sweet, you're the famous John Fetterman! I work as a farmer as you can probably tell by my outfit here! Congrats on your big win! I can't wait to see what you will do for the people of Pennsylvania!
John Fetterman: (in a monotone): Why do you get to wear jeans? And I have to wear a suit?
Cutaway Number #4: Garfield assassinates Heathcliff
Peter: This is more shocking than the time when Garfield assassinated Heathcliff!
The opening to the Heathcliff cartoon and theme plays. Heathcliff runs out with a fish on a platter pissing off the manager of the deli.
Theme Song Plays: Heathcliff Heathcliff No One....
A gunshot is heard from far away. Heathcliff screams mmeeooowww! As he is shot. Soon Heathcliff lies dead with a bullet in the back of his brain. Garfield is shown on a high building with a gun and Odie by his side.
Garfield: Throw away the evidence, Odie!
Odie: Arf!
Cutaway #5: Modernized Laurel and Hardy:
Peter: I haven't felt this insulted or out of place like that time I saw that SNL Sketch about a modern Laurel and Hardy!
Cutaway: Ollie is walking into the room getting back from work and took off his derby. Then he sees Stan dressed as a 1990's era ska punk blowing bubble gum.
Ollie: STAN! What the fuck as gotten into you?
Stan (talking like a skater punk): Hey, Awllie! Guess what?!
Ollie (sneering): What?
Stan: I'm streetwise now!
Ollie: Goody for you!
Stan (rides out on a skateboard): See ya later, aggitator!
Cutaway #6: Peter screams like Paul Atreides.
Chris and Brian just heard Peter in a screaming drunking rage. Both are startled.
Brian: Peter sure loves to turn up the decibles in his voice when he's drunk.
Chris: You can say that again.
Brian: He screamed louder than Kyle MacLachian in the original Dune movie!
Cutaway: The last scene of the Dune movie where it takes place in the fighting dome. Peter is Paul Atreides while Meg is Reverend Mother Mohiam.
Peter (as Paul Atredeis): Try looking at the place where you dare not look! You'll find me starting back at you!
Meg (as Reverend Mother Mohiam): You mustn't speak.....
Peter (as Paul Atredeis): SILENCE!!! (echoes)
Meg falls backwards and some soldiers catch her.
Peter (as Paul Atredeis): I remember your gome iabber!
Meg gasps in pain.
Peter (as Paul Atredeis): Now you remember mine! I can kill with a word!
Meg continues to moan and gasp.
Brian: I haven't felt this shocked after I saw that ending to that Inspector Gadget safety tip.
Penny and Gadget are in a bedroom with Chief Quimby who was sick in bed.
I.G.: Whenever a relative or loved one is ill, always do everything in your power to keep them comfortable and give them everything they need. Medicine and relaxation are key and vital!
Penny: Correct Uncle Gadget! Because it's essential to their health and well being.
I.G.: It really helps if you put your whole life aside to help take care of your relative if they are sick!
Penny: That's a step in the right direction because it shows you care!
I.G.: Absolutely Penny! But never try to get into a confrontation with a relative who is sick!
Penny: That's right, Uncle Gadget. If you do, it could make them feel worse, endanger them and take them even longer for them to recover!
I.G.: If that happened it could lead to more problems, such as trips to the emergency room and perhaps even death!
Penny: You know, you're an enigma Uncle Gadget.
I.G. (laughs heartedly): Oh, Penny! You have such a way with words, why do you say that?
Penny: You're so smart when it comes to these safety tips we do at the end of every episode, but you're such a (beep)ing dumbass when it comes to missions stopping Dr. Claw.
I.G.: (laughs) Well Penny, that's because.....wait....(in complete shock).....WHAT??!?!?!?!
Brian and Stewie were surprised at what they saw.
Stewie: Did Penny just call out Inspector Gadget for being an idiot, Brian? Are they able to get away with THAT on a kid's show?
Brian: Don't know, Stewie! All I know is I'm glad SOMEONE called Gadget out for being such a shit headed moron!
Cutaway #2: Peter Never Keeps His Facts Straight
Lois: Peter you can never keep your facts straight. People always misunderstand you!
Peter: Really? Since when?
Lois: Like that time when you bought that DVD from that video/music store!
Scene shows Peter at a video/music store.
Clerk: What can I do for you sir?
Peter (drunk): I would like to see the movie Barfly!
Clerk: I'm sorry, sir? What?
Peter: Barfly!
Clerk: Again!
Peter: Barfly!
Clerk: What? Say again?
Peter: Barfly!
Clerk hands Peter a DVD of the movie Butterfly.
Peter: Barfly! Gonna give me Barfly?
Clerk (hands Peter the DVD): Have it right here!
Peter: okay thanks!
Cutaway #3: Peter Meets John Fetterman
Peter: This is just like the time I meet John Fetterman.
In an office John Fetterman is behind a desk and Peter is dressed in dirty overalls and a plaid blouse.
Peter: Holy freaking sweet, you're the famous John Fetterman! I work as a farmer as you can probably tell by my outfit here! Congrats on your big win! I can't wait to see what you will do for the people of Pennsylvania!
John Fetterman: (in a monotone): Why do you get to wear jeans? And I have to wear a suit?
Cutaway Number #4: Garfield assassinates Heathcliff
Peter: This is more shocking than the time when Garfield assassinated Heathcliff!
The opening to the Heathcliff cartoon and theme plays. Heathcliff runs out with a fish on a platter pissing off the manager of the deli.
Theme Song Plays: Heathcliff Heathcliff No One....
A gunshot is heard from far away. Heathcliff screams mmeeooowww! As he is shot. Soon Heathcliff lies dead with a bullet in the back of his brain. Garfield is shown on a high building with a gun and Odie by his side.
Garfield: Throw away the evidence, Odie!
Odie: Arf!
Cutaway #5: Modernized Laurel and Hardy:
Peter: I haven't felt this insulted or out of place like that time I saw that SNL Sketch about a modern Laurel and Hardy!
Cutaway: Ollie is walking into the room getting back from work and took off his derby. Then he sees Stan dressed as a 1990's era ska punk blowing bubble gum.
Ollie: STAN! What the fuck as gotten into you?
Stan (talking like a skater punk): Hey, Awllie! Guess what?!
Ollie (sneering): What?
Stan: I'm streetwise now!
Ollie: Goody for you!
Stan (rides out on a skateboard): See ya later, aggitator!
Cutaway #6: Peter screams like Paul Atreides.
Chris and Brian just heard Peter in a screaming drunking rage. Both are startled.
Brian: Peter sure loves to turn up the decibles in his voice when he's drunk.
Chris: You can say that again.
Brian: He screamed louder than Kyle MacLachian in the original Dune movie!
Cutaway: The last scene of the Dune movie where it takes place in the fighting dome. Peter is Paul Atreides while Meg is Reverend Mother Mohiam.
Peter (as Paul Atredeis): Try looking at the place where you dare not look! You'll find me starting back at you!
Meg (as Reverend Mother Mohiam): You mustn't speak.....
Peter (as Paul Atredeis): SILENCE!!! (echoes)
Meg falls backwards and some soldiers catch her.
Peter (as Paul Atredeis): I remember your gome iabber!
Meg gasps in pain.
Peter (as Paul Atredeis): Now you remember mine! I can kill with a word!
Meg continues to moan and gasp.
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