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Whatever Happened To Blackie Chan?
0 reviewsA Creepypasta Lost Episode of Paradise PD That Explains the Fate of Blackie Chan.
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My idea of a Creepypasta Lost Episode of Paradise PD. No script form in this one either.
Paradise PD
Creepypasta Title
Whatever Happened to Blackie Chan?
by: Trenton Sands
Last year, I visited my ex-roomate from college. Waco O'Guin. While I was there, he showed me around LA. Waco and his family even took me to those theme parks there like Universal Studios and the whatnot. I congratulated him on his success in the TV industry.
Along the way, I told him that I enjoyed all of his works. From the live action Stankervision and The Damn Show. Waco asked me if I liked any of his cartoons. Loved everything he did. Be it live action or animated. You name it, I liked it! Brickleberry, Paradise PD, and his most recent, Farzar.
On my last day there, I offered to take out some garbage that he had in his kitchen. While I was tying up the garbage sack, I saw something. It looked like a hard drive disc. Taking off the eggshell that was stuck to it. I took a good look at the hard drive disc. It had a greyish white sticker lable that reads this:
"PARADISE PD S0E0 BLACKIE CHAN."
Wondering to myself. What could this possibly be? Now I was aware of the episode Black and Blue that mentioned Gerald Fitzgerald replaced a slain police officer named Blackie Chan. Lots of questions raced through my head. Could this be an unknown episode that explains the fate of Blackie Chan?
Catching my flight back to my Georgia hometown. Reflecting on all the fun I had visiting Waco O'Guin. As I was unpacking, I saw the hard drive disc that I snuck back with me. I put the hard drive disc into my computer to see what will await me....
The computer screen flickered to life, and a familiar title card appeared: "Paradise PD." But something was off. The animation style was slightly different, darker, and more grotesque. The opening credits rolled, but instead of the usual upbeat theme, a haunting melody played.
The episode began with a flashback to a seemingly ordinary day in Paradise PD. Blackie Chan, a young, enthusiastic officer, was on patrol. Blackie Chan spoke both Chinese and English to himself. He must've been a bilingual character. But as he rounded a corner, he stumbled upon a horrifying scene. A mysterious figure, cloaked in shadows.
Out came much to my shock, Strawberry Marlow! Dusty's father or as he liked to call him, "Diddy". I wanted to jump out of his skin because I was so surprised to see him.
The two engaged in conversation. But I could not make out what either of them were saying. I hit my computer then the volume improved.
Strawberry Marlow asked Blackie Chan, "Why are you here alone?" Blackie Chan answered, "I'm on the hunt for Unregistered Earl. He killed my partner." However, Strawberry Marlow's voice did not sound like Dana Snyder. Sounded more nasally then usual.
Blackie Chan asked why Strawberry Marlow was coming with him, he responded talking like he was yelling and croaking,
yet’e yerku skhalnery chisht yen dardznum
Pausing the hard drive disc, I translated that and it was Armenian for, "Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right". Then I thought, why the hell would Strawberry Marlow talk in Armenian?
Releasing the pause button, got back to watching the episode. Right after Strawberry Marlow said that, an embryo of a German Shephard dog appeared before them. Telling them both, "You won't find anything here." in a haunted baby like voice. "Who are you!" Blackie Chan. The embryo of the German Shephard now looked photo realistic and said as he faded away, "I...am....Bullet......I...have....yet...to....be...."
Right then and there, Strawberry Marlow ran away with fright. Blackie Chan was screaming in Chinese begging him to come back. Out of the shadows out came Unregistered Earl. "I was hoping you would up." he said to Blackie Chan who demanded, "What did you do with my partner!"
Unregistered Earl takes out a box and doesn't talk. Got a good look at the box, it looked like The Ark Of The Covenant! "You never should've came here! Now that you know too much you will die!"
Opening the box, Blackie Chan started to get a blank look on his face. A whole bunch of angels were swarming out of the Ark of Convenant. They weren't angels, however. In fact the 'angels' were really clouds of chemicals shaped like angels. Then the chemical clouds engulfed Blackie Chan. He was screaming like he was being shot up with an Uzi.
Blackie Chan was shown up close as to what the chemical clouds were doing to him. First he ripped off his police uniform and was completely naked and began cutting himself while drinking his own blood. Stopping for a moment. Blackie Chan's face began to look like the death row inmate in the electric chair from Faces Of Death and also began to blither nonsense. His skin began to tingle and turn hard in a hyper realistic way.
The chemical clouds kept running around in circles until they all flew back in the Ark. Unregistered Earl walked away with the Ark like nothing happened. Where Blackie Chan once stood, he was now a chair. The scene changed into Randall, Gina, Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty walking into the woods trying to look for Blackie Chan.
"BLACKIE! WHERE ARE YOU!" Randall yelled out. "HERE!" Blackie Chan answered in a strong Chinese accent. Randall and Kevin both screamed when the chair that was Blackie Chan talked to them. Dusty began to cry, "Blackie! What have they done to you!"
Even Gina was shaken, "He's a fucking chair now? What the hell!"
Stanley says, "He can be good use for a table." Out of nowhere Robbie and Delbert came and took the chair that was Blackie Chan. Randall, Kevin, Stanley, Gina, and Dusty all chased them into the woods. Robbie and Delbert observed the chair but they did not talk. Come to think of it, Randall, Kevin, Gina, Dusty, and Stanley didn't sound the same either.
All their voices sound distressed.
Wanting to test the chair, Robbie sat on it and the leg broke. That caused Blackie Chan to shriek painfully. Robbie and Delbert got so terrified of that scream and were so upset the chair broke, they both threw Blackie Chan the chair into a river where a whole bunch of sharks ate him whole.
The scene changed into a funeral. Kevin, Dusty, Gina, Randall, and Stanley were all there crying. As Blackie Chan was being buried although no body was found, Dusty jumped onto the coffin and began to cry. Then Dusty started to eat the dirt that was concealing the coffin and he was saying, "You will always be a part of us, Blackie!" Then the episode ended.
I was extremely startled at what I had seen. Then the closing credits were playing. A bunch of these unknown people did the voices and made the episode that were scrolling up the screen. Decided not to tell Waco O'Guin that I had seen this lost episode. Didn't want him to think I got curious about a hard drive I found or else I'll lose his friendship and he'll never trust me again.
Then, I paused the closing credits and looked up some of the people who was behind this Blackie Chan themed episode.
What I was about to discover really made me spooked. Most of the people who wrote the episode were people who had mysteriously vanished while attending one of Puff Daddy's Freak Offs.
Epilogue:
Thinking it over The episode was a horrifying experience that left me shaken to my core. It was a far cry from the usual comedic antics of Paradise PD. The dark, grotesque animation style and haunting melody immediately set a sinister tone.
The revelation that Strawberry Marlow was involved was a shock. I never imagined him as a coward, let alone one capable of such horrific acts. His Armenian dialogue was also a strange and unsettling element.
The fate of Blackie Chan was truly disturbing. His transformation into a chair was a grotesque and tragic end. The scene where he was devoured by sharks was particularly disturbing.
The most unsettling part was the implication that the episode was the work of people who had vanished at Puff Daddy's Freak Offs. This suggests that there may be a dark and sinister connection between the show and these mysterious disappearances.
I'm still haunted by the images and sounds of this episode. It's a disturbing reminder that even shows like Paradise PD can have moments like nothing else.
THE END
Paradise PD
Creepypasta Title
Whatever Happened to Blackie Chan?
by: Trenton Sands
Last year, I visited my ex-roomate from college. Waco O'Guin. While I was there, he showed me around LA. Waco and his family even took me to those theme parks there like Universal Studios and the whatnot. I congratulated him on his success in the TV industry.
Along the way, I told him that I enjoyed all of his works. From the live action Stankervision and The Damn Show. Waco asked me if I liked any of his cartoons. Loved everything he did. Be it live action or animated. You name it, I liked it! Brickleberry, Paradise PD, and his most recent, Farzar.
On my last day there, I offered to take out some garbage that he had in his kitchen. While I was tying up the garbage sack, I saw something. It looked like a hard drive disc. Taking off the eggshell that was stuck to it. I took a good look at the hard drive disc. It had a greyish white sticker lable that reads this:
"PARADISE PD S0E0 BLACKIE CHAN."
Wondering to myself. What could this possibly be? Now I was aware of the episode Black and Blue that mentioned Gerald Fitzgerald replaced a slain police officer named Blackie Chan. Lots of questions raced through my head. Could this be an unknown episode that explains the fate of Blackie Chan?
Catching my flight back to my Georgia hometown. Reflecting on all the fun I had visiting Waco O'Guin. As I was unpacking, I saw the hard drive disc that I snuck back with me. I put the hard drive disc into my computer to see what will await me....
The computer screen flickered to life, and a familiar title card appeared: "Paradise PD." But something was off. The animation style was slightly different, darker, and more grotesque. The opening credits rolled, but instead of the usual upbeat theme, a haunting melody played.
The episode began with a flashback to a seemingly ordinary day in Paradise PD. Blackie Chan, a young, enthusiastic officer, was on patrol. Blackie Chan spoke both Chinese and English to himself. He must've been a bilingual character. But as he rounded a corner, he stumbled upon a horrifying scene. A mysterious figure, cloaked in shadows.
Out came much to my shock, Strawberry Marlow! Dusty's father or as he liked to call him, "Diddy". I wanted to jump out of his skin because I was so surprised to see him.
The two engaged in conversation. But I could not make out what either of them were saying. I hit my computer then the volume improved.
Strawberry Marlow asked Blackie Chan, "Why are you here alone?" Blackie Chan answered, "I'm on the hunt for Unregistered Earl. He killed my partner." However, Strawberry Marlow's voice did not sound like Dana Snyder. Sounded more nasally then usual.
Blackie Chan asked why Strawberry Marlow was coming with him, he responded talking like he was yelling and croaking,
yet’e yerku skhalnery chisht yen dardznum
Pausing the hard drive disc, I translated that and it was Armenian for, "Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right". Then I thought, why the hell would Strawberry Marlow talk in Armenian?
Releasing the pause button, got back to watching the episode. Right after Strawberry Marlow said that, an embryo of a German Shephard dog appeared before them. Telling them both, "You won't find anything here." in a haunted baby like voice. "Who are you!" Blackie Chan. The embryo of the German Shephard now looked photo realistic and said as he faded away, "I...am....Bullet......I...have....yet...to....be...."
Right then and there, Strawberry Marlow ran away with fright. Blackie Chan was screaming in Chinese begging him to come back. Out of the shadows out came Unregistered Earl. "I was hoping you would up." he said to Blackie Chan who demanded, "What did you do with my partner!"
Unregistered Earl takes out a box and doesn't talk. Got a good look at the box, it looked like The Ark Of The Covenant! "You never should've came here! Now that you know too much you will die!"
Opening the box, Blackie Chan started to get a blank look on his face. A whole bunch of angels were swarming out of the Ark of Convenant. They weren't angels, however. In fact the 'angels' were really clouds of chemicals shaped like angels. Then the chemical clouds engulfed Blackie Chan. He was screaming like he was being shot up with an Uzi.
Blackie Chan was shown up close as to what the chemical clouds were doing to him. First he ripped off his police uniform and was completely naked and began cutting himself while drinking his own blood. Stopping for a moment. Blackie Chan's face began to look like the death row inmate in the electric chair from Faces Of Death and also began to blither nonsense. His skin began to tingle and turn hard in a hyper realistic way.
The chemical clouds kept running around in circles until they all flew back in the Ark. Unregistered Earl walked away with the Ark like nothing happened. Where Blackie Chan once stood, he was now a chair. The scene changed into Randall, Gina, Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty walking into the woods trying to look for Blackie Chan.
"BLACKIE! WHERE ARE YOU!" Randall yelled out. "HERE!" Blackie Chan answered in a strong Chinese accent. Randall and Kevin both screamed when the chair that was Blackie Chan talked to them. Dusty began to cry, "Blackie! What have they done to you!"
Even Gina was shaken, "He's a fucking chair now? What the hell!"
Stanley says, "He can be good use for a table." Out of nowhere Robbie and Delbert came and took the chair that was Blackie Chan. Randall, Kevin, Stanley, Gina, and Dusty all chased them into the woods. Robbie and Delbert observed the chair but they did not talk. Come to think of it, Randall, Kevin, Gina, Dusty, and Stanley didn't sound the same either.
All their voices sound distressed.
Wanting to test the chair, Robbie sat on it and the leg broke. That caused Blackie Chan to shriek painfully. Robbie and Delbert got so terrified of that scream and were so upset the chair broke, they both threw Blackie Chan the chair into a river where a whole bunch of sharks ate him whole.
The scene changed into a funeral. Kevin, Dusty, Gina, Randall, and Stanley were all there crying. As Blackie Chan was being buried although no body was found, Dusty jumped onto the coffin and began to cry. Then Dusty started to eat the dirt that was concealing the coffin and he was saying, "You will always be a part of us, Blackie!" Then the episode ended.
I was extremely startled at what I had seen. Then the closing credits were playing. A bunch of these unknown people did the voices and made the episode that were scrolling up the screen. Decided not to tell Waco O'Guin that I had seen this lost episode. Didn't want him to think I got curious about a hard drive I found or else I'll lose his friendship and he'll never trust me again.
Then, I paused the closing credits and looked up some of the people who was behind this Blackie Chan themed episode.
What I was about to discover really made me spooked. Most of the people who wrote the episode were people who had mysteriously vanished while attending one of Puff Daddy's Freak Offs.
Epilogue:
Thinking it over The episode was a horrifying experience that left me shaken to my core. It was a far cry from the usual comedic antics of Paradise PD. The dark, grotesque animation style and haunting melody immediately set a sinister tone.
The revelation that Strawberry Marlow was involved was a shock. I never imagined him as a coward, let alone one capable of such horrific acts. His Armenian dialogue was also a strange and unsettling element.
The fate of Blackie Chan was truly disturbing. His transformation into a chair was a grotesque and tragic end. The scene where he was devoured by sharks was particularly disturbing.
The most unsettling part was the implication that the episode was the work of people who had vanished at Puff Daddy's Freak Offs. This suggests that there may be a dark and sinister connection between the show and these mysterious disappearances.
I'm still haunted by the images and sounds of this episode. It's a disturbing reminder that even shows like Paradise PD can have moments like nothing else.
THE END
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