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Under The Newspapers

by PickleGarden 0 reviews

Pinky And The Brain kidnap Doris Deer to get some info on local events for them to destroy. Can Pith Possum save her?

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2024-10-24 - 2261 words - Complete

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Has any of you out there in Fanfic Land seen a crossover fanfic of Pinky and The Brain with Pith Possum Super Dynamic Possum of Tommorow? You have now!



Pinky and the Brain, bungling schemers, had a new plan. Although The Brain was considered a 'genius'. He's had his moments of incompetence as well. This time, their target was the bustling town of Possum City. They believed that by disrupting the town’s events, they could sow chaos and ultimately control the rodent population. But to do this, they needed access to the local newspaper's event calendar.


"Pinky," Brain murmured, his voice low and menacing, "we must infiltrate the newspaper office to obtain the event schedule." "Where are we going to go?" asked Pinky. "To Possum City. It's not too far away from here." Brain implied.


"Brain, I think I see a secretary," Pinky squealed, his eyes wide with excitement. "Let's kidnap her!" Using some binoculars they spy on Doris Deer.


Brain rolled his eyes but agreed. Together, they devised a plan to snatch the secretary, Doris Deer, and force her to divulge the information they needed.


Meanwhile, in Possum City, Pith Possum and Obediah the Raccoon were going about their day. Pith, ever the optimist, was looking forward to the upcoming town festival. Obediah, however, was more cautious.


"Pith," Obediah warned. "Hey! You call me sir! Not by my name" Pith Possum tells Obediah straight. "Okay, sorry. Sir!" Obediah apologized. "Anyhow, we should be on guard. Something feels off." Pith Possum says.


Their suspicions were confirmed when their boss informed them that Doris Deer had been kidnapped. Without hesitation, Pith and Obediah hopped into their trusty Possum Mobile and set off to rescue her.


As Pinky and Brain were interrogating Doris. Doris was tied to a chair. "What do you both want from me?" she asked angrily.

"Tell us what the next event is in Possum City!" Brain said. "Hope it's a very fun fair!" Pinky says. "I'll never tell you anything!" Doris Deep spits out. Pinky and the Brain heard a familiar noise. It was the Possum Mobile! Pith and Obediah had caught up to them.


"Let Doris go!" Pith demanded, his voice filled with anger.


"Never!" Brain sneered. Want to stop us, come and try!!"


A fierce battle ensued. Pinky and Brain fought with all their might, but Pith and Obediah were more than a match for them. With a well-placed punch from Obediah, Brain was knocked out. Pinky, seeing his partner defeated, surrendered.


Doris was freed, and Pith and Obediah returned her safely to the newspaper office. As for Pinky and Brain, they were left to ponder their failed plan. But one thing was certain: they would be back, and this time, they would be prepared.



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Pinky and Brain, nursing their wounds from their previous defeat, were determined to redeem themselves. They’d hatched a new, even more diabolical plan. This time, they wouldn’t just disrupt the town’s events; they’d replace them with their own, nefarious versions.


"Egads, Brain! We’re going to take over Possum City! This time, it’s going to be huge!" Pinky says with cheer.


"Yes, Pinky. It’s time to show those pesky humans who’s boss. We’ll replace their harmless activities with our own, far more enlightening experiments." Brain said in a smug demeanor.


"Why are we going after Possum City again?" asked Pinky. "To get our revenge on that Pith Possum moron of course. As the old saying goes. If at first you don't succeed! Try again!" Brain tells his idiot assistant.


"How are we going to get him this time?" Pinky asks. "We'll use the community center. An indoor picnic!" Brain tells Pinky his scheme. "A picnic! I love it!" Pinky jumps up happily.


Later, at the state park. Pith Possum and Obediah arrived for the picnic. Having a right to be suspicious. Pith and Obediah notice all the other animals at the indoor picnic were not exactly acting like themselves. Pith says, "Something’s not right. The usually peaceful animals seem...different.


"I know what you mean, sir. I’ve seen squirrels climbing higher than ever before, mice scaling buildings, and rabbits digging tunnels like crazy." Obediah observes.


Pinky is whispering to Brain, "They’re noticing us! Quick, before they figure out our plan!"


At the picnic. Pith and Odebiah are taste testing the food.


"This...doesn’t taste right." Pith concedes. Obediah then takes a bite, "It’s...strange."


"Ha! Our special concoction is working! Watch as the townspeople go wild!" laughs Pinky.


The townspeople start acting strangely, dancing and singing uncontrollably.


"We have to stop them! Let’s go to the community center. I bet that’s where they’re hiding." Pith says to Obediah.


Driving their Possum Mobile. Pith and Obediah arrive the community center. Using a GPS system to track down the evil mouse duo.


"YES! YES! YES! Ourplan is working perfectly! Soon, Possum City will be under our control!" The Brain cries out!


"Not so fast! You’ve gone too far!" Pith Possum and Obediah both break into the community center. "Oh no! The heroes are here!" screamed Pinky.


"Yes! Indeed! We are heroes! For I am Pith Possum...." as Pith was about to continue, Obediah says, "Super Dynamic Possum of Tommorow!"


"You think you can defeat us again!" The Brain challenged the possum and raccoon. "Yeah, you and what army?" Obediah sneered.


"Us and this army!" said Brain who presses a button and a whole bunch of robot clones of Pinky and Brain comes swimming after Pith POssum and Obediah.


A battle ensues. The animals of Possum City fight alongside Pith and Obediah, defeating Pinky and Brain’s army of robot clones.


"We’ll be back..." Brain warns as he and Pinky pick up the pieces of their robot clones. "NARF!" said Pinky.


With confidence, Pith says, "We’ll be ready for you, Brain. Possum City will always be safe." "Thanks to us, right sir?" Obediah asks.



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The sun had barely begun to peek over the horizon when Pinky slipped out of his cage. Brain, his boss in countless schemes, was still fast asleep. He knew he would be furious, but he couldn't resist the urge to plan something new.


Pinky had been thinking about the chaos they had caused in Possum City. While he felt a pang of guilt, he couldn't deny that the thrill of it all had been exhilarating. He wanted to feel that again, but this time, she would do it without Brain's involvement.


He made her way to the library, a place she had always found fascinating. As he browsed the shelves, she stumbled upon a book about ancient Egyptian magic. The idea sparked in her mind. She would use ancient Egyptian magic to create a miniature pyramid that would grant her wishes.


With a mischievous grin, Pinky grabbed the book and headed back to his cage. He spent the rest of the day studying the book, trying to decipher the complex rituals and spells. When Brain finally woke up, he was greeted by a sight that left him speechless. Pinky was surrounded by a strange array of objects - candles, incense, and a small pyramid made of clay.


"What are you doing?" Brain demanded, his voice laced with suspicion.


"I'm creating a wish-granting pyramid," Pinky replied, his eyes sparkling with excitement.


Brain scoffed. "You think that's possible?"


"I know it is," Pinky insisted. "I've been studying ancient Egyptian magic."


Brain rolled his eyes. "When you did become so smart, you know! Forget it! Whatever. Just don't get yourself into trouble."


With that, Brain turned and walked away, leaving Pinky to his experiment. As he performed the final ritual, a strange energy began to pulse around the pyramid. Then, with a blinding flash of light, the pyramid disappeared. In its place, a small, golden pyramid appeared.


Pinky's heart raced with anticipation. he had done it! Now, he just had to make his wish.
Pinky, now with a new backbone of confidence without the Brain around to abuse him, grinned as he held the golden pyramid in his paws. He had done it! Now, he just had to make his wish. With a deep breath, he closed his eyes and focused on what he wanted. "I wish to be the most powerful creature in Possum City!" he exclaimed.


As soon as he finished his wish, the pyramid began to glow brighter and brighter. A powerful energy surged through Pinky, filling him with a sense of invincibility. He felt like he could do anything.


With a triumphant cry, Pinky burst out of his cage and headed straight for Possum City. He was ready to show the world what he was capable of. As he made his way through the city, people looked at him with a mixture of fear and awe. They had never seen a possum so powerful before.


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Pith Possum, Super Dynamic Possum of Tommorow was watched Pinky's rampage with growing concern. From his mansion in Possum Place. He knew that Pinky was up to something, and he wasn't going to let him get away with it. He called his trusty sidekick, Obediah, and told him to stop Pinky at all costs.


Obediah agreed. "On duty sir! Who is it this time?" "It's Pinky. This time he's working solo!" Pith Possum announced. "Them again! Pinky and The Brain?" asks Obediah. "From the looks of it, Pinky is going solo." Pith Possum implies. He knew that Pinky was a danger to the city, and he was determined to protect it. Obediah hands Pith Possum the slingshot. "You're going to need this sir." Pith Possum grabbed his trusty slingshot and headed out to confront Pinky. With Obediah ahead of him.


When Obediah found Pinky, he was causing chaos in the town square. He was knocking over buildings and scaring the citizens. Obediah knew he had to act fast. "There he is, sir!" Obediah calls out to Pith Possum, as he superhero possum aimed his slingshot and fired a rock at Pinky.


Pinky turned and saw the rock flying towards him. He laughed and swatted it away with his paw. Then, he turned his attention back to Obediah. "You think you can stop me?" he taunted.


Obediah didn't back down. "Let me at him, sir!" Pith Possum hands the slingshot to Obediah He fired another rock, and this time, it hit Pinky square in the nose. Pinky let out a yelp of pain and stumbled back.


"That's enough!" Obediah yelled. "You need to stop causing trouble."


Pinky shook his head. "I'm not stopping. I'm the most powerful creature in Possum City now."


The slingshot was broken in half by Pinky. Just as Pinky was about to attack Obediah again, Pith Possum stepped up. "That's enough, Pinky!" he shouted. "You've caused enough damage."


Pinky turned to face Pith Possum. "You can't stop me," he said.


Pith Possum smiled. "Oh, but I can. I have a plan." Pith Possum smiled slyly. "I know you think you're invincible, Pinky, but I have a way to stop you." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small, glowing object. "This is a special amulet that can counteract your powers. It's made of the rarest materials in the world, and it's been enchanted with a powerful spell."


Pinky's eyes widened. He had never seen anything like the amulet before. "That's impossible," he said. "No amulet can stop me."


Pith Possum shook his head. "Oh, but this one can. It's the only thing that can stop your rampage."


Pinky hesitated. He knew that Pith Possum was telling the truth. He had seen the power of the amulet with his own eyes. But he wasn't going to give up without a fight.


"I'll never give you that amulet," Pinky said. "It's mine."


Pith Possum nodded. "I know. But if you don't give it to me, I'll have to take it from you."


With that, Pith Possum lunged at Pinky. They fought for hours, their battle echoing through the streets of Possum City. Obediah stood there and watched. Not knowing if he should join in or not. But in the end, Pith Possum was too strong. He managed to disarm Pinky and grab the amulet.

As soon as Pith Possum put on the amulet, Pinky's powers began to fade. He felt weak and powerless. He could no longer control the elements or fly.


"You're beaten," Pith Possum said. "Now, come with me."


Pinky had no choice but to follow. He was a prisoner in his own city. Obediah slaps the cuffs on Pinky. "Let's send him to jail, sir!"


Later on, with Pinky in the prison cell. An explosion was heard from behind the wall. Out comes the Brain. "I saw everything that went on." The Brain tells Pinky.


"Yeah, I know. They beat me anyway." said Pinky. "Guess you're nothing without me, hey?" said The Brain. "I wanted to do this on my own. Without you thinking I'm an airhead!" Pinky explains.


"Yeah, I know. Let's just get back to our laboratory. Oh and one more thing." The Brain tells Pinky. "What is it?" asks Pinky. "Don't you EVER! and I mean, EVER! try to pull another world domination scheme without me ever again!" The Brain slaps up Pinky 10 times over. Pinky falls flat onto the street, "NARF!"


Pinky and Brain decided to never bother Pith Possum and Obediah and Raccoon again.


Hope you all enjoyed this unsual crossover fanfic of Pinky and The Brain and Pith Possum! Tell me your thoughts.
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