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Mouthwashing is a hugely popular game. I played it and I love it.

Me, along with my longtime friend Narwhalpuppy decided to get together and write this Mouthwashing fanfic! So, let's begin.


The Tuplar is a freighter ship that was on it's way of delivering millions of bottles of Dragonbreath Mouthwash. With it's captain Curly severely burned, bandaged and comatose. Curly was now in a rehabilitation tube. Swansea had no choice but to take over. Anya runs to the back of the Tuplar then goes back to the cockpit.

"We're running out of gas!" Anya announced.

"No wonder we're crashing." Swansea says stating the obvious.

"If only Curly can save us. He'd know what to do." Daisuke said with hopelessness.

Thanks to Curly, Swansea was able to pilot the Tuplar. "Yeah Curly looks like that burned dinner you made yesterday Daisuke!". Jokes Swansea.

"Fine! I'll never cook again. Get Jimmy to do the cooking! He loves you!" Daisuke shouted.

Jimmy who was in the cockpit too says, "Well we're goners. We might as well face it."

"Go check the Dragonbreath Mouthwash and be sure no damage happens." Swansea ordered.

"On it! Yes sir!" Jimmy runs back to the cargo hold.

"Why did Curly get so horribly injured?" asked Daisuke.

"Now's not the time." Swansea told him. "Maybe when we land, we can get him to a hospital." Anya says. The Tuplar was spiraling out of control. Daisuke finds a planet. "We can land there!"

"That planet could be deserted! Who knows what type of atmosphere it has!" Swansea spits out. Anya looks through a parascope, "There's a building on the planet. So maybe there is life and a good atmosphere."


"Okay, this unknown planet it is. " Swansea rolls his eyes. "Hopefully there will be a gas station there that fixes freighter ships." Daisuke says. "Don't forget we'll need to find some medical care for Curly too." Anya says.

Agreeing to land the Tuplar onto the unknown planet. The rehabilitation tube was flying from the Tuplar and into the building. Swansea pressed on the brake. Big mistake. The brake was broken, and the Tuplar crashed into the unknown building. Separating everyone.


There was no sign on the building they crashed on. The building has a foreclosure sign on the front entrance.


Swansea was the first to get out. He noticed Daisuke, Anya, Curly, and Jimmy were gone. "Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me! What is this place!?"

Looking around with a flashlight in his hand, Swansea sees some equipment for lacrosse, and then for tennis. "Hey, is this a Sporting Goods store?" Swansea wondered to himself. Then he finds more sports equipment like a goal for football. And a net for soccer.


"JIMMY! DAISUKE! ANYA! Where are you! Better yet, what the hell happened to Curly!" Swansea shouted out. Suddenly, Swansea hears the voices of people. He runs out to meet them. It was an old man with five grandchildren. Swansea tries to talk to them to get their attention.

"Excuse me, sir! I am a spaceship mechanic and I work for the Pony Express and......" The old man and his grandchildren did not acknowledge him at all. "Come on! Come on! Talk to me!"

The old man just walked away with his grandchildren in tow. "Why aren't they listening to me?" Swansea wondered.


In another part of the Sporting Goods store, Anya was looking around. She too sees people who she thinks at first is the Pony Express Crew. "Swansea! Daisuke! Oh thank heavens you're...."

Anya gets a better look at the people, and they were just a group of young adults looking at baseball gear. "Ooooh! Shit! Where could they be? And better yet, why didn't those people see or hear me?" asked Anya.


Daisuke finds himself on the roof. There, he sees two men who look like construction workers. "Good! Maybe they can help me find everyone else." said Daisuke to himself then he waves to the two men to get their attention. "Over here! Over here!" The two construction workers do see him. Daisuke walks up to him.


"Good day, sirs." Daisuke greeted them. "Hello." said one of the construction workers. "My friends and I crashed landed here in a space freighter. its called the Tuplar. We work for this company called the Pony Express..."


"Yeah, we've heard crazy tall tales in our day." "He must be a drunk." The construction workers say not believing Daisuke. "Pony Express?, that's a thing from the olden Wild West days. That don't exist anymore." said the other construction worker.

"Please help! This is serious! My friends are lost and are God knows where. I'm lost too. We were delivering this Mouthwash called Dragonbreath and we crash landed on this planet. Our freighter ship is broken, and...."


"What the fuck is this shit? You writing a sci-fi novel or something?" the construction worker concedes getting annoyed by Daisuke's story.


"Okay, I'm sorry I bothered you then. I'll find them myself and by the way...." Daisuke speaks to the construction workers who look at him with fury. "I hope you're happy because you guys hurt my feelings when I needed help the most."


As Daisuke walks away, the construction workers were swearing at him, "Get the out of here before we disembowel your ass and shove your mouth full of your own fucking shit......"


Feeling lost, like he had been beaten down. Not to mention humiliated, Daisuke runs on the rooftop until he falls though a hole. His scream is heard in the Sporting Goods Store.


From the other sides of the Sporting Goods Store where Swansea and Anya were stranded they heard the scream. "It's Daisuke!" they both scream. Both Swansea and Anya were running with their hearts pounding in their heads to try to find where Daisuke was screaming.


As Swansea and Anya were runnng in different directions, they see people walking around the Sporting Goods store, but ran past them as if they were ghosts.

Question is, what happened to them? Why can't they see or hear The Tuplar aka Pony Express crew at all.

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Jimmy was knocked out from the crash. Curly remained in the rehabilition tube was right next to him. Slowly waking up, Jimmy finds himself in a basement bathroom that was big enough to be a gymnasium.


"Where the fuck am I?!" Jimmy shouted. He sees Curly in the rehabilitation tube and is startled by it's presence. "Curly! Oh it's just you." Then a whisper was heard from behind Jimmy.


"Are you lost my child?" it asked Jimmy. "Yes! Who the fuck are you!" Jimmy yelled. Before Jimmy can do anything else, he was grabbed in the dark as was Curly. Moments later, Jimmy witnesses a bunch of rat-like creatures who were wearing robes and pig masks.


"Uh, uh, hello?" The ruler who was wearing a pig mask who too was a rat like creature with horns walks up to Jimmy. "Please do tell us about yourself young man."


"All right. My name is Jimmy. And I was on a space freighter for the company Pony Express. We're a space delivery company and we crashed here. The name of the freighter was Tuplar."


"You are just the person we're looking for. My name is Korson. And welcome to Mighty Pig God Cult." said the Ruler whose name was Korson. "Me?" asked Jimmy. "Yes you!" said the Korson. "What are you going to do about him!" Jimmy points to Curly in the rehabilitation tube."


"We'll heal him of his wounds and make him a member too." said Korson. "Whatever is the reason for wanting me here?" Jimmy's head was swarming with questions. "We were looking for someone of your stature to join us." Korson said. "What would you like me to do?" Jimmy implied.


"First we want you to join us. But first you need to convert yourself to the Mighty Pig God." Korson explains. Leading Jimmy to a statue. It was brass and resembled a demonic looking monsterous pig.


"You guys aren't trying to kidnap me are you?" Jimmy demanded. "Oh no. We want you to be a member!" Korson said. "How do I convert? To be honest. I am getting really fed up with those people I work for. I've been looking for a way out of there." admitted Jimmy.


"Very well. First up, initiation! Gather around pigs!" The other creatures in pig masks gathered toward Jimmy. Some members took Curly away. Korson along with all the other members of The Mighty Pig God sat Jimmy down on a chair and made him watch a circular swirl that was on the wall.


Korson asks Jimmy, "What are these people like you work for?" JImmy answers in a trance. My boss is named Swansea. He's middle aged and very narcissistic." "How so?" demanded Korson. "He makes us prepare for disasters and he does it in a rather power crazed way." Jimmy continues.


"What does he make you do?" Korson wanted to know more. "Swansea makes up drop whatever it is we're doing so we can help him. He makes us work tirelessly until it takes it's toll on us. Swansea has us order suppiles and makes us hoard them for him in case something terrible were to happen." Jimmy explains. "For example. There was a meteor shower coming towards us, and Swansea warned me that I had to follow his safety rules, to evacuate. I told him I won't and he warned me that if I don't the authorities will throw me out with force and I told him if that happens I'll kill the authorities who come in my way.


"This crew is a band of scumbags from what you described. Who's another member of your crew?" Korson asks. "There's this young intern who recently joined us. His name is Daisuke. He's a total emotionally weak manchild and he always asks for my help whenever Swansea gives him a hard time." talked Jimmy.


"What type of help does he want from you?" Korson asks. "He wants me to help him get revenge on Swansea by wanting me to team up against Swansea by playing a prank on him. There's no way I'm going to do that! I respect Swansea! I'm extremely loyal to him! In fact, I secretly I admire him, I would never stoop so slow as to do something so immature like playing a prank. Doesn't Daisuke realize if I help him play a prank on Swansea it can destroy everything about the Tuplar and the Pony Express that we worked so hard for? Not only that, Daisuke since he doesn't know how to fly a freighter ship. I keep telling him. If I take him somewhere everyday, the freighter ship can lose gas. I swear he's too needy on me. Sometimes to brush him off I try to tell him jokes but he never laughs." Jimmy bemoaned.


"Wow, you got a lot on your shoulders. Is there another crew member you'd like to tell us about?" The Korson goes on.


"A female. Her name is Anya. Like me, she's also extremely loyal to Swansea. Sometimes she gives weight to whatever he says. This one time she asked me if we should inflate some inner tubes in case the Tuplar were to have a flood. I got so angry and frustrated with her that I raped her." Jimmy explains.


"Wow, sounds as if they depend on you for a lot." said Kosron. "Is there anyone else you'd like to tell us about?" The Ruler interogated.


"The Captain of the ship. His name was Curly. He was the guy in the rehab tube. Swansea kept going on and on about how Curly was his favorite member of the Pony Express aboard the Tuplar. Swansea always says, "Curly never makes mistakes. Curly does everything he's told. Curly is Mr. Perfect to him." JImmy tells Korson.


"Were you the one responsible for putting him in that rahabilitation tube?" Korson implies. "Yes, I got so violent and fercious that I used one of the weapons Swansea had hidden away and I practically mutiliated that motherfucker!" speaks Jimmy.


"Wow, this crew of yours is a root cause of all your problems. Especially Swansea who has everyone forced to do his bidding. The only solution for you, Jimmy is to join us." Korson suggests. "I will. What would you like me to do?" JImmy wanted to know.


"Your crew member is stranded here in this Sporting Goods store. Once you find them, kill them. Then you will be one of us!" Korson says. Jimmy was done being initiated. Korson then gives Jimmy a sword. "Take this. You will need it."


Jimmy stands with resentment, "I shall."




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Running past the sections where the Hockey and Golf equipment were. Swansea and Anya finally caught up with Daisuke.


"Daisuke! Are you okay?" asked Anya. "I am now that you guys are here." Daisuke answers. "Did you happen to see some people who didn't even notice you?" asked Swansea.


"I was on the roof. I saw these two construction men. I tried to explain what happened to us but they threatened to brutalize me." Daisuke says as his voice cracks with sadness.


"Oh my. We saw some people who didn't even notice us. Not only that we ran right through them." Anya says.


"Enough with the fucking waterworks with you, Daisuke! You need to get strong and toughen up whenever someone threatens you!" Swansea shouted.


"You know what, I never took kindly to your ironclad military mindset mentality." Anya added on. "Well, too bad. You both take things way too somberly. I'm hard of you all because I don't want you to all be a bunch of worthless crybabies! I am the way I am because I care about you!"


"Crybabies hey? Like me!" Daisuke said with spite in his voice. "I'll fight with you, later, Daisuke! In fact I had an even worse problem than both of you!" Swansea spoke out.


"What happened to you?" asked Anya. Daisuke and Anya listen to Swansea's latest harangue. "Let me tell you about the Great American Hero! I saw this Grandfather who had five of his grandkids with him. I called out to them to see if they can hear me but they can't! This was the worst mission ever! Delivering Mouthwash called Dragonbreath. Who the fuck calls some dental care product Dragonbreath! This stuff is for humans! Dragons don't exist! Where do people come up with this nonsenical shit!"


Anya and Daisuke look at Swansea with fright. Swansea goes on, "Why couldn't that Grandfather just do his own thing like my Dad did! Instead of taking his Grandchildren to a sporting goods store!"

"You have no right to judge people!" Anya says.


Ignoring Anya, Swansea complains, "Before we took off, we spent $5 on gasoline for the Tuplar! You don't spend a cheap amount of gas on a pointless mission only to crash land into some forgotten sporting goods store! This whole fucking assigment made me want to kill myself! Swansea cries out.


"Who's the crybaby now." mumbled Daisuke. "What in the world happened to these people in here! Why can't they hear us or see us! Daisuke said he saw two construction workers and....." before Swansea can go any furthur. Pollee walks up to them.


"That's because they're all dead." Pollee said to Swansea, Anya, and Daisuke as he appeared from the darkness.


"Pollee! You scared us!" Anya says. "So these people are ghosts? Then how do you explain those construction workers I saw?" asked Daisuke.

"They were probably survivors." explains Pollee. "That's it! Enough out of all of you! We are going to put our feelings and hatred aside and go find Jimmy!" demanded Swansea.


"Don't forget, Curly is missing too." Daisuke reminded. "When we find them, we'll have to take Curly to the hospital." said Anya.


Pollee, Daisuke, Swansea, and Anya all tried to find Jimmy and Curly.



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Running past the glistening rows of hockey sticks and towering displays of golf clubs, Swansea, Anya, Daisuke, and Pollee finally cornered Jimmy in a dusty corner of the store. Sunlight streamed through a broken window, illuminating the twisted glint in Jimmy's eyes.


"Jimmy! What's gotten into you?" Anya cried, her voice laced with concern.

Jimmy, clad in a tattered robe he'd found in the store's basement, gripped the hilt of the sword the pig-masked creatures had given him. A cruel smile stretched across his face.

"You wouldn't understand," he spat. "The Mighty Pig God showed me the truth. You're all a bunch of weaklings following Swansea's iron fist."
Swansea bristled. "Weaklings? We're the ones who kept this crazy ship afloat, who cleaned up your messes, Jimmy!"

"Shut up, Swansea!" Jimmy roared. "You may have been Captain, but you never cared about any of us. You just used us for your own twisted sense of security!"

Pollee stepped forward. "Look, Jimmy, there's no need for this. Let's just talk things through."


Jimmy scoffed. "Talking won't solve anything. You Pollee are nothing but a worthless mascot who's useless to everyone! The Mighty Pig God has a new plan for this world, and you're all just obstacles. Daisuke! You are always relying on me to take you out places, I try to take your mind off it by telling jokes, and you never wanted to think any of them were funny! Swansea! You keep us all shaking with your fucking craven fear mongering about your disaster preparations! What of Curly, you may ask! I was the one that nearly killed him! You guys always liked Curly better than me! Anya, I got so sick and tired of you nagging me about following Swansea's orders!"


With a guttural yell, Jimmy lunged. The glint of the sword caught the sunlight as he slashed at Pollee, the android's metallic body no match for the raw fury behind the blow. Pollee crumpled to the floor, his circuits sputtering in protest.


Anya screamed, her voice echoing through the dead silence of the store. Tears streamed down her face as she lunged at Jimmy, her fists clenched. But Jimmy was a whirlwind of rage. He backhanded her with the hilt, sending her crashing into a display of baseball bats.


Daisuke, grabbed a stray hockey stick and charged. Jimmy parried the blow with ease, the clang of metal on wood echoing in the cavernous space. They dueled clumsily, Daisuke's desperation no match for Jimmy's newfound strength. Finally, with a sickening crack, Jimmy disarmed Daisuke, sending the hockey stick clattering across the floor.


Swansea, frozen in a mixture of horror and disbelief, watched as his crew fell one by one. A primal fear gnawed at him. He knew he was next.

"You're next, Captain," Jimmy sneered, his voice dripping with venom.

Swansea, his bravado finally shattered, sank to his knees. "Jimmy... please... we can still work this out."

Jimmy raised the sword high, its point aimed at Swansea's trembling throat. "There's nothing left to work out, Swansea. This is the new order."

Just as Jimmy brought the sword down, a bloodcurdling screech tore through the air. A monstrous figure, half-rat half-pig, emerged from the shadows, its eyes glowing with an unholy light.

Jimmy, eyes wide with terror, stammered, "M-Mighty Pig God?"

The creature roared again, a sound that shook the very foundations of the store. It wasn't the benevolent savior Jimmy had envisioned. It was a grotesque embodiment of pure hunger and rage.

In a blink of an eye, the creature turned on Jimmy, its massive claws tearing him limb from limb. The stench of blood and viscera filled the air.

Swansea, Anya, and Daisuke, battered and bruised, watched in horrified silence as the creature devoured Jimmy's remains.

The creature then turned its glowing eyes on them. It let out another earsplitting screech, a sound that promised a fate far worse than death.

The ending hangs heavy, a chilling reminder that sometimes the greatest danger doesn't come from within, but from forces beyond comprehension. The fate of Swansea, Anya, and Daisuke is left uncertain, lost in the face of an unspeakable horror.


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Korson and the rest of his members of the Mighty Pig God, went to the ceiling and saw the Tuplar. They go inside the now crashed space freighter and take the Mouthwash known as Dragonbreath with them. With Korson leading them back to the basement bathroom.


Taking the Mouthwash known as Dragonbreath, Korson tells the members, "From this moment on! This mouthwash will be the nectar of our god! The Mighty Pig God! Let us drink!"


All the members of the Mighty Pig God all drank the bottles of Dragonbreath Mouthwash. One of the members wanted to question Korson why he killed Jimmy.


"Why did you kill that Jimmy person and then turn on him?" asked one of the members. "Because that's how we lured all the other people in this Sporting Goods Store. We make them gain our trust. Indoctronate them to kill their loved ones, and then kill them! Cheers!" Korson explains.


"Cheers!" all the members of the Mighty Pig God say. Korson walks over to Curly who still remained in the rehabilition tube.


"Sir, what of that man in the rehab tube?" asked another one of the members. "I have plans for him when he recovers. BIG PLANS!" Korson revealed. "I was the one you killed everyone else who came in here who are now ghosts."


"Will he join us too? Or will he be killed eventually to join the over lost souls in the Sporting Goods Store?" another member.


"Let me be the judge of that. Time will tell." Korson says smiling evilly at Curly in the rehabilitation tube. For all eternity, the souls of Daisuke, Swansea, Anya, Jimmy, and Pollee were all wandering aimlessly in the Sporting Good Store, along with the other ghosts that were haunting the place.


All they can say is, "In the back of my mind. It's always there." "I hope this hurts." "I fucked up." "Maximize your potential though a simple medical personnel guided vew." "We should have some." "You all think it's going somewhere but every failure leaves you a little bit more mangled than before."


Have you guessed the name of the planet the Tuplar crashed on? It was Earth!