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Hey Careful That's My Cerebellum Alternate Ending
0 reviewsA parody fanfic about Tex Tinstar.
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Seen lots of people do alternate ending fanfics. So I decided to do one. This is an obscure cartoon called Tex Tinstar which was part of Schookums and Meat.
Tex Tinstar Best Of The West
Fanfic Title:
Hey Careful That's My Cerebellum (Alternate Ending)
By: Hailey Sands
Part One:
Narrator: Last week. Tex Tinstar and Deputy Chafe were involved with yet another altercation with the Wrong Riders! Wrongo was about to shoot Percy out of a cannon into a pool of piranha fish. Then something, a, asteroid collided with the Earth and slammed into Tex, Chafe, Percy and The Wrong Riders!
A massive fragment of a crumbling planet hurtles through the void. The surface is jagged and unstable. Fierce winds whip through the thinning atmosphere.
Narrator: The Asteroid continues clean though the Earth and shot back into space. With everyone clingling to it. And continued on it's way right towards the sun!
Tex Tinstar, Here Boy, Chafe, and Floyd cling desperately to the rough terrain, their bodies pressed against the rock as they fight to stay anchored.
Just a few feet away, equally precarious, are the Wrong Riders: Wrongo, Ian, and Clem—villains to the core, and equally desperate to survive.
Chafe: (yelling over the deafening roar of rushing air) Tex, old pal, any bright ideas? This ain't exactly a soft landing!
Wrongo: We're gonna burn up in the sun! Come on Tinstar! Do something! You're the hero!
Being quick witted, Tex scanning the rapidly shifting terrain.
Tex: Here Boy, you magnificent beast, reckon you can get us a little closer to those no-goods?
Here Boy, somehow defying all laws of physics—whinnies, muscles tensing. With deliberate movements, his hooves scrape against the fragment’s surface, inching closer to the Wrong Riders.
Wrongo: (snarling, eyes narrowing) What's he up to? Don't think you can pull any of your do-gooder tricks now, Tinstar!
Inhaling as Tex was locking eyes with Wrongo—his expression unreadable.
Tex: Just making sure everyone has a fair shot at survival.
With a sudden, calculated burst of strength, Tex launches forward. His hand finds Wrongo’s arm, gripping tight—then, in one swift move, yanks him loose.
Wrongo: (shrieking, flailing wildly) Hey! What in the tarnation—
Finding himself as he spirals out, Wrongo's body quickly tumbling through the void. Ian and Clem barely have time to react before Tex pivots, using the raw momentum to shove them free as well.
Ian: (spinning uncontrollably, voice cracking) You fiend! You'll regret this!
Tex doesn’t flinch. He watches them go—tiny figures now—caught in the relentless pull of the sun. Their trajectory is set. Irrevocable. A fiery demise awaits. As their bodies vanish into the distant corona, Tex exhales, gripping the shifting ground beneath him. It’s over. Or so he thinks. Suddenly—his comm crackles to life.
Percy (V.O.) Tex! Is that you? I’m out here, floating around!
Getting nervous as his stomach drops. Tex scans the wreckage. There, silhouetted against the swirling fragments of a dying world—PERCY, adrift in the vacuum, eyes wide with terror.
Tex: (shouting into his comm) Percy, hang tight! We’re coming in hot!
With a final burst of effort, Here Boy angles the planetary fragment downward, steering it toward Earth's atmosphere. The wind screams—fire ignites along the edges of the debris as they enter the atmosphere. The fragment shreds apart as they descend, scattering harmlessly. Tex and the others plunge toward the ocean at terminal velocity.
Part TWo:
A colossal crash sends waves roaring. Water engulfs them. Moments pass—then—Tex, Chafe, Floyd, and Percy break the surface, sputtering, coughing—alive.
Chafe: (panting, staring at the sky) Well, that was certainly an exit strategy.
Spits water from his mouth, Floyd's snake eyes widen.
Floyd: And an entrance.
Tex glances at Percy, whose face is a mixture of shock and relief. Then, finally, he looks skyward—where the sun now shines, distant, indifferent.
Percy: Thank you for saving me!
Tex: Think nothing of it!
Percy: What about the Wrong Riders? Will we ever see them again?
Tex: The important thing is that we made it, boys.
Percy, Chafe, and Floyd all cheer as Tex continues.
Tex: And the Wrong Riders... well, they finally got their just desserts. (beat, a wry smirk crossing his lips) A little too just, perhaps.
Chafe: Yeah, they're now the "Extra Tasty Crispy Riders" now!
Floyd: The sun can have them!
Percy: That's right! Now they can be villains full of hot air!
Tex: Come along little doggies!
Chafe: What'll we do now?
Tex: With the Wrong Riders no longer in our way, we can ride off into the sunset!
Jumping on Here Boy, Tex Tinstar rides off into the desert. Percy gets a stagecoach that the Wrong Riders used to own and uses Floyd to pull it. Chafe is riding shotgun
Chafe: Hey! Wait for us!
Percy: You're nothing without us!
Floyd: I've heard of pull the cart before the horse, but pull the cart before the snake?! This is bull....(cut off)
A birds eye view scene of the desert is shown.
Narrator: Now isn't this a better way for this episode to end? That way the villains get their comeuppance while the heroes head for a better life! What other adventures will arise now that the Wrong Riders are toast? Tune in next week for Tex Tinstar The Best Of The West!
The End.
Tex Tinstar Best Of The West
Fanfic Title:
Hey Careful That's My Cerebellum (Alternate Ending)
By: Hailey Sands
Part One:
Narrator: Last week. Tex Tinstar and Deputy Chafe were involved with yet another altercation with the Wrong Riders! Wrongo was about to shoot Percy out of a cannon into a pool of piranha fish. Then something, a, asteroid collided with the Earth and slammed into Tex, Chafe, Percy and The Wrong Riders!
A massive fragment of a crumbling planet hurtles through the void. The surface is jagged and unstable. Fierce winds whip through the thinning atmosphere.
Narrator: The Asteroid continues clean though the Earth and shot back into space. With everyone clingling to it. And continued on it's way right towards the sun!
Tex Tinstar, Here Boy, Chafe, and Floyd cling desperately to the rough terrain, their bodies pressed against the rock as they fight to stay anchored.
Just a few feet away, equally precarious, are the Wrong Riders: Wrongo, Ian, and Clem—villains to the core, and equally desperate to survive.
Chafe: (yelling over the deafening roar of rushing air) Tex, old pal, any bright ideas? This ain't exactly a soft landing!
Wrongo: We're gonna burn up in the sun! Come on Tinstar! Do something! You're the hero!
Being quick witted, Tex scanning the rapidly shifting terrain.
Tex: Here Boy, you magnificent beast, reckon you can get us a little closer to those no-goods?
Here Boy, somehow defying all laws of physics—whinnies, muscles tensing. With deliberate movements, his hooves scrape against the fragment’s surface, inching closer to the Wrong Riders.
Wrongo: (snarling, eyes narrowing) What's he up to? Don't think you can pull any of your do-gooder tricks now, Tinstar!
Inhaling as Tex was locking eyes with Wrongo—his expression unreadable.
Tex: Just making sure everyone has a fair shot at survival.
With a sudden, calculated burst of strength, Tex launches forward. His hand finds Wrongo’s arm, gripping tight—then, in one swift move, yanks him loose.
Wrongo: (shrieking, flailing wildly) Hey! What in the tarnation—
Finding himself as he spirals out, Wrongo's body quickly tumbling through the void. Ian and Clem barely have time to react before Tex pivots, using the raw momentum to shove them free as well.
Ian: (spinning uncontrollably, voice cracking) You fiend! You'll regret this!
Tex doesn’t flinch. He watches them go—tiny figures now—caught in the relentless pull of the sun. Their trajectory is set. Irrevocable. A fiery demise awaits. As their bodies vanish into the distant corona, Tex exhales, gripping the shifting ground beneath him. It’s over. Or so he thinks. Suddenly—his comm crackles to life.
Percy (V.O.) Tex! Is that you? I’m out here, floating around!
Getting nervous as his stomach drops. Tex scans the wreckage. There, silhouetted against the swirling fragments of a dying world—PERCY, adrift in the vacuum, eyes wide with terror.
Tex: (shouting into his comm) Percy, hang tight! We’re coming in hot!
With a final burst of effort, Here Boy angles the planetary fragment downward, steering it toward Earth's atmosphere. The wind screams—fire ignites along the edges of the debris as they enter the atmosphere. The fragment shreds apart as they descend, scattering harmlessly. Tex and the others plunge toward the ocean at terminal velocity.
Part TWo:
A colossal crash sends waves roaring. Water engulfs them. Moments pass—then—Tex, Chafe, Floyd, and Percy break the surface, sputtering, coughing—alive.
Chafe: (panting, staring at the sky) Well, that was certainly an exit strategy.
Spits water from his mouth, Floyd's snake eyes widen.
Floyd: And an entrance.
Tex glances at Percy, whose face is a mixture of shock and relief. Then, finally, he looks skyward—where the sun now shines, distant, indifferent.
Percy: Thank you for saving me!
Tex: Think nothing of it!
Percy: What about the Wrong Riders? Will we ever see them again?
Tex: The important thing is that we made it, boys.
Percy, Chafe, and Floyd all cheer as Tex continues.
Tex: And the Wrong Riders... well, they finally got their just desserts. (beat, a wry smirk crossing his lips) A little too just, perhaps.
Chafe: Yeah, they're now the "Extra Tasty Crispy Riders" now!
Floyd: The sun can have them!
Percy: That's right! Now they can be villains full of hot air!
Tex: Come along little doggies!
Chafe: What'll we do now?
Tex: With the Wrong Riders no longer in our way, we can ride off into the sunset!
Jumping on Here Boy, Tex Tinstar rides off into the desert. Percy gets a stagecoach that the Wrong Riders used to own and uses Floyd to pull it. Chafe is riding shotgun
Chafe: Hey! Wait for us!
Percy: You're nothing without us!
Floyd: I've heard of pull the cart before the horse, but pull the cart before the snake?! This is bull....(cut off)
A birds eye view scene of the desert is shown.
Narrator: Now isn't this a better way for this episode to end? That way the villains get their comeuppance while the heroes head for a better life! What other adventures will arise now that the Wrong Riders are toast? Tune in next week for Tex Tinstar The Best Of The West!
The End.
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