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Harry learns the hard way that house elves and coffee don't mix.
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As much of the Wizarding World knows, never, under any circumstance, give a house elf coffee. Not because it will harm them, but because it affects them much more than the average witch and wizard.
Well, Harry is not counted under ‘much of the Wizarding World’, which is why Hogwarts is currently being run by caffeinated house elves.
Harry just wanted to do something nice for the extremely hard working, underestimated, and terrifyingly powerful Hogwarts house elves. It wasn’t his fault that no one had informed him that caffeine did this to them.
What exactly is ‘this’ you may be wondering, well after Harry had given every house elf he could find a caramel latte, including Dobby, they had teleported Umbridge out of the wards and closed her out (not that anyone except Umbridge was complaining) and overthrew Dumbledore from his position as headmaster.
Currently, Dobby was sitting in Dumbledore’s seat in the Great Hall with a stack of hats on his head as the rest of the students filed in from the hallway and took their seats. The rest of the house elves were busy adjusting class schedules. Transfiguration was now Advanced Hat Knitting, History of Magic was now AP Tea Brewing, and all the other classes were being changed to equally as silly classes. As for Hermione, she was torn between house elf rights and the importance of education.
Trying to put an end to this chaos, Harry approaches Dobby to try and convince him to return everything to normal, since he seemed to be leading this elf rebellion.
“Dobby,” he said carefully, “I think it’s time to restore Hogwarts back to normal now.”
“Harry Potter Sir, Dobby is liberated and latte-fueled. Dobby has plans.” He responded, narrowing his eyes at Harry.
Harry, a little scared of Dobby by this point, just smiles and nods before turning and walking away as fast as he can without being too suspicious. What had he done.
And that is how Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry became Dobby’s Academy of Skills for the Common House Elf.
A/N: I’m so sorry this part is so short. I’ve barely had a minute to myself and I’ve had terrible writer’s block, but I had to get a story out before Tuesday. I’ll try to post more frequently in the upcoming weeks, but it’s just going to get busier for me.
Well, Harry is not counted under ‘much of the Wizarding World’, which is why Hogwarts is currently being run by caffeinated house elves.
Harry just wanted to do something nice for the extremely hard working, underestimated, and terrifyingly powerful Hogwarts house elves. It wasn’t his fault that no one had informed him that caffeine did this to them.
What exactly is ‘this’ you may be wondering, well after Harry had given every house elf he could find a caramel latte, including Dobby, they had teleported Umbridge out of the wards and closed her out (not that anyone except Umbridge was complaining) and overthrew Dumbledore from his position as headmaster.
Currently, Dobby was sitting in Dumbledore’s seat in the Great Hall with a stack of hats on his head as the rest of the students filed in from the hallway and took their seats. The rest of the house elves were busy adjusting class schedules. Transfiguration was now Advanced Hat Knitting, History of Magic was now AP Tea Brewing, and all the other classes were being changed to equally as silly classes. As for Hermione, she was torn between house elf rights and the importance of education.
Trying to put an end to this chaos, Harry approaches Dobby to try and convince him to return everything to normal, since he seemed to be leading this elf rebellion.
“Dobby,” he said carefully, “I think it’s time to restore Hogwarts back to normal now.”
“Harry Potter Sir, Dobby is liberated and latte-fueled. Dobby has plans.” He responded, narrowing his eyes at Harry.
Harry, a little scared of Dobby by this point, just smiles and nods before turning and walking away as fast as he can without being too suspicious. What had he done.
And that is how Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry became Dobby’s Academy of Skills for the Common House Elf.
A/N: I’m so sorry this part is so short. I’ve barely had a minute to myself and I’ve had terrible writer’s block, but I had to get a story out before Tuesday. I’ll try to post more frequently in the upcoming weeks, but it’s just going to get busier for me.
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