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When Harry finds out his Animagus is a goose, he just needs to cause as much chaos as he can.
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A/N: This was originally supposed to just be Harry causing chaos, as any proper goose does, then I discovered The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement, and it is just too good to pass up such an amazing opportunity.
Harry became an Animagus at the end of 4th year, and his form was a goose. So, of course, Harry had to make the most use of his unregistered form as he could. He had heard rumors of a mythical goose called The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement. He had his doubts that it was real, but who was to say he couldn’t be the goose?
Godrick, this was going to be fun.
First targets, Hermione and Ron. It’s about time they get together since they’ve been complaining to Harry about how to get the other to like them since 2nd year.
After dinner, Harry hid in an out-of-the-way passage so that he could transform without anyone seeing. It only took him a couple seconds and soon he was waddling out of the passage with only one thing on his mind. His mission.
It took him a couple more minutes to locate Hermione in the library, but once he did, he let the fury of the goose take over. He let out a loud honk as he lowered his head and charged at Hermione beak first. Hermione yelped loudly as Harry nipped hard at her legs, earning her a piercing glare from Ms. Pince. Harry wouldn’t let a couple of Hermione’s feeble attempts to smack him off of her deter him.
Determined to finally get his two best friends together, Harry firmly nipped Hermione's heels to get her to go the direction he wanted her to, towards the Gryffindor common room and Ron Weasley.
After a good hour of Hermione herding, Harry finally got her to the painting of the Fat Lady. In a last ditch attempt to escape the treacherous goose, also known as Harry Potter, Hermione told the Fat Lady the password and entered the common room of Gryffindor tower. Of course Harry followed much to her dismay.
Harry, spotting Ron in one of the comfortable chairs by the fireplace chatting with some of their housemates, started urging Hermione towards him.
By this point, Hermione had completely stopped paying attention to her surroundings and was just trying to get rid of the goose that had been tormenting her for over an hour. Which is how she landed in the lap of an unsuspecting Ron Weasley, much to everyone except Harry’s surprise.
While everyone was distracted, Harry decided to change targets to further the idea that he was the Soulmate Goose of Enforcement in everyone’s mind. Finally ceasing his attacks on Hermione, he started nipping Ron’s hands, causing the other boy to lift them up and rest them on Hermione’s shoulders which were out of Goose Harry’s reach.
Perfect.
By this point, there was no doubt in anybody’s mind that this mysterious goose was the mythical Soulmate Goose, so Ron and Hermione did the only logical thing to do when the Soulmate Goose comes after you, and that is kiss.
They kept it short and sweet, but it was enough to satisfy Harry before he waddled away to find a place to transform back to normal.
A/N: Hey guys! I’ve been excited to write this part since I started this series, but I’ve got an organizational method in place, so I needed to wait to start this part, but it’s finally done! I personally love this part, so let me know if you want more of goose Harry or even would like me to start a separate series dedicated to goose Harry as well as any ideas you would like to see!
Harry became an Animagus at the end of 4th year, and his form was a goose. So, of course, Harry had to make the most use of his unregistered form as he could. He had heard rumors of a mythical goose called The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement. He had his doubts that it was real, but who was to say he couldn’t be the goose?
Godrick, this was going to be fun.
First targets, Hermione and Ron. It’s about time they get together since they’ve been complaining to Harry about how to get the other to like them since 2nd year.
After dinner, Harry hid in an out-of-the-way passage so that he could transform without anyone seeing. It only took him a couple seconds and soon he was waddling out of the passage with only one thing on his mind. His mission.
It took him a couple more minutes to locate Hermione in the library, but once he did, he let the fury of the goose take over. He let out a loud honk as he lowered his head and charged at Hermione beak first. Hermione yelped loudly as Harry nipped hard at her legs, earning her a piercing glare from Ms. Pince. Harry wouldn’t let a couple of Hermione’s feeble attempts to smack him off of her deter him.
Determined to finally get his two best friends together, Harry firmly nipped Hermione's heels to get her to go the direction he wanted her to, towards the Gryffindor common room and Ron Weasley.
After a good hour of Hermione herding, Harry finally got her to the painting of the Fat Lady. In a last ditch attempt to escape the treacherous goose, also known as Harry Potter, Hermione told the Fat Lady the password and entered the common room of Gryffindor tower. Of course Harry followed much to her dismay.
Harry, spotting Ron in one of the comfortable chairs by the fireplace chatting with some of their housemates, started urging Hermione towards him.
By this point, Hermione had completely stopped paying attention to her surroundings and was just trying to get rid of the goose that had been tormenting her for over an hour. Which is how she landed in the lap of an unsuspecting Ron Weasley, much to everyone except Harry’s surprise.
While everyone was distracted, Harry decided to change targets to further the idea that he was the Soulmate Goose of Enforcement in everyone’s mind. Finally ceasing his attacks on Hermione, he started nipping Ron’s hands, causing the other boy to lift them up and rest them on Hermione’s shoulders which were out of Goose Harry’s reach.
Perfect.
By this point, there was no doubt in anybody’s mind that this mysterious goose was the mythical Soulmate Goose, so Ron and Hermione did the only logical thing to do when the Soulmate Goose comes after you, and that is kiss.
They kept it short and sweet, but it was enough to satisfy Harry before he waddled away to find a place to transform back to normal.
A/N: Hey guys! I’ve been excited to write this part since I started this series, but I’ve got an organizational method in place, so I needed to wait to start this part, but it’s finally done! I personally love this part, so let me know if you want more of goose Harry or even would like me to start a separate series dedicated to goose Harry as well as any ideas you would like to see!
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