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Theater of the Absurd
8 reviewsThis chapter is absurd for various reasons, the most absurd one being that Sheena is über-joyous at the very end of it. No, I did not have a ghost writer for this one.
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(#) Tawney 2006-11-05
Happy BDay to Sheena! Aww i'm glad she got the bass she was orgasming over! After everything Andy the fools put her through she deserves it!XXAuthor's response
Yes, Patrick definitely is just as sweet and cuddly on the inside as he is on the outside.The Bass Files
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-05
the imposter. good choice.
hey, if we can't agree on david bowie, we always have elvis costello to fall back onAuthor's response
Yeah, I gotta thank asshole-y Pete for letting me work in some of my fav songs. And, also, thank you, FrostedGlass for making Pete an asshole. If Sheena starts a fling with a student I could work in "So Young". And a lawsuit against a pedophile.The Bass Files
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-06
Can I have Patrick? PLEASE??Author's response
You can have more references to "plonk". That´s all you´re getting... you Greta follower... ;)The Bass Files
(#) bandgeekfreak 2006-11-06
"... Barely stuttered out ´A joke of a romantic´ or just stuck to my tongue/ Weighed down with words too over-dramatic/ Tonight it´s ´It can´t get much worse´ vs. ´No-one should ever feel like´"
Patrick turned the radio off. "When exactly did lyrics in mainstream music stop making any sense? The crap they play on the radio these days," he grunted. "The music was good though."*
I still don't know what the words are to "Dance, Dance." I'm two quarters and a hubcap?Author's response
And they say that Joe has a unclear pronunciation due to his lisp. Weird, eh?The Bass Files
(#) skull_cheeks 2006-11-06
i like your storyyy =]Author's response
Thank you. Sometimes that´s all I need to read to be motivated. :)The Bass Files
(#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-11-12
Sorry I haven't reviwed in awhile, I've been busy with school and other crap. AWW!!! Poor deer...Author's response
Alright, stop rubbing it in that you have an actual life, ok? Really, some people got a nerve... ;) Thanks for catching up, you´re motivation packed in a sexy username. :)The Bass Files
(#) riaryder 2006-11-15
I love this story. And there's a PU? I did NOT know that. Magic.
P.S. Wasn't sam becket the guy in quantum leap? I didn't know he won a nobel prize. They'll give them to anyone nowadays......... :-)Author's response
Yeah, I started a PU some chapters ago when I thought it would be fun to pair Sheena up with Andy. Turns out that was not really such a good idea (for Sheena). Nah, well... After having googled "Quantum Leap": yes, Sam Beckett was in that one. Funny, I always thought Sam Beckett would look more like Sam Beckett and less like Scott Bakula. It´s a STRANGE world we live in... and things only get stranger once you cross the line to Bass Files´s PU. Right about the Nobel Prize. The Ponk Award´s still worse though. They throw it after you just so they don´t have to dust it off...
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