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The Bass Files

by FrostedGlass 11 reviews

This piece of fanfic strives to depict its heroine SHEENA, a rather introvert young woman who likes to pluck away on her bass and have one-sided conversations with the neighbor´s cat Mr. Meatball,...

Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 38 - Published: 2006-09-25 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 51488 words - Complete

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  • You say punk, I say poser

    by FrostedGlass 6 reviews

    In this very first chapter you will find a not too punk Sheena who tries out for the position of bassist, four to five bitchy punk poser girls, one drumming Andy (if you can actually stand to read ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-09-25 - Updated: 2006-09-25 - 1382 words

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  • "Sheena is a punk rocker"

    by FrostedGlass 6 reviews

    Enter Patrickachu and Joe. Oh, and Sheena makes the band. Even without Puff Daddy. P. Diddy, sorry.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-09-25 - Updated: 2006-09-25 - 1045 words

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  • The material emo songs are made of

    by FrostedGlass 6 reviews

    This chapter will render you in a state of complete surprise when you find out that Patrick appears to be a bit shy around the fair sex. *gasps*

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-09-26 - Updated: 2006-09-26 - 1233 words

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  • "I wanna be in a pop punk band, trying to ride to pop punk land, ..."

    by FrostedGlass 3 reviews

    This chapter reveals that Patrick is not the only one who is affected by the Hurley charme... - Hey, it makes for a filler.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-09-27 - Updated: 2006-09-27 - 826 words

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  • Who´s in for a round of honest feelings and awkwardness?

    by FrostedGlass 3 reviews

    In chapter five of your new favorite still Pete-Wentz-less piece of FOB fanfiction Sheena has a brain-out-of-body experience and is told an earth-shattering lie about chewing gum.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-09-28 - Updated: 2006-09-28 - 1117 words

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  • It´s all about the bass

    by FrostedGlass 1 review

    Sheena cannot believe it when she finds out that she is granted a wish everytime she plays a certain melody on her bass. Also, Joe finds out what it´s like to be a girl for a day. Or not. Pssst, r...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-09-28 - Updated: 2006-09-28 - 1074 words

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  • "Hello, welcome to the show"

    by FrostedGlass 1 review

    Chapter no. seven is no piece of cake for Sheena. She warns FrostedGlass that if chapter eight doesn´t turn out somewhat more pleasant she will re-consider the offer to star in a piece of fanficti...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-09-29 - Updated: 2006-09-29 - 2446 words

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  • SCORE!

    by FrostedGlass 7 reviews

    The caps lock doesn´t really need an explanation...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2006-09-29 - Updated: 2006-09-29 - 1749 words

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  • Click here for a free lesson in Greek mythology

    by FrostedGlass 3 reviews

    The (lack of) length of this chapter makes it hard to believe that the author spent almost 90 minutes on writing it. The title also makes it hard to believe that it´s worth reading... but *grabs a...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-09-30 - Updated: 2006-09-30 - 555 words

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  • Joe Bashing 101

    by FrostedGlass 4 reviews

    Chapter no. 10 is for free and boring, so as not to harm the coherence of the story. Read it before the world ends. Or fruit bats suck blood, whatever happens first.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-10-03 - Updated: 2006-10-03 - 1745 words

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  • One door closes, the next one opens

    by FrostedGlass 3 reviews

    In this chapter Nadine has more bad luck (karma?) and Sheena finds herself offered something that she shouldn´t refuse. (And no, it´s not neon highlights. Not Andy´s "drumstick" either.)

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-10-05 - Updated: 2006-10-05 - 1699 words

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  • Confessions of a suffering guitar man

    by FrostedGlass 4 reviews

    What do toilet seats and Ernest Hemingway have in common? What can a boy expect when he manages to unhook the bra of a girl in the back of a car parked on a hill that serves as a highschool love ne...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-10-06 - Updated: 2006-10-06 - 1170 words

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  • Hail to the Pumpkin King: Flaming feces and sissy drummers

    by FrostedGlass 8 reviews

    If you think that it´s a pure coincidence that chapter no. 13 is about Halloween then let me tell you that you are absolutely right. If you don´t even care about this then let me congratulate you...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-10-09 - Updated: 2006-10-09 - 2249 words

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  • Opium for the masses (- Not that Morpheus guy again!)

    by FrostedGlass 9 reviews

    Love me or hate me for it, the time is ripe for Peter Wentz´s entry. However, his "yummy" upper body will remain covered... *thinks it over* at least in this chapter.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-10-10 - Updated: 2006-10-10 - 1420 words

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  • There´s a new kid on the block

    by FrostedGlass 10 reviews

    Chapter no. 15 sheds some light on Sheena´s attitude towards Peter. Before too long she finds herself caressing what destiny has so generously equipped him with. In case your jaw just drop-D´ed y...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-10-12 - Updated: 2006-10-12 - 1470 words

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  • Look who´s rambling

    by FrostedGlass 5 reviews

    Do you appreciate thought-provoking writing? Do you hate to waste precious time on mediocre stories when you could be dipping into skillfully crafted ones? Do you, perhaps, consider yourself a lit...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-10-12 - Updated: 2006-10-12 - 970 words

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  • Drama, come out, come out wherever you are

    by FrostedGlass 6 reviews

    Chapter 17 features established characters from The Bass Files such as Andy, Joe, Patrick, Joyce and Sheena as well as newbie Peter. There´s also things happening in this chapter. Things that invo...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-10-14 - Updated: 2006-10-14 - 1824 words

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  • Haven´t you ever heard of locking a goddamn door? NO?!

    by FrostedGlass 5 reviews

    This chapter proves that there´s a good reason bathroom doors are equipped with a lock, Sheena, you just haven´t thought of it yet.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-10-15 - Updated: 2006-10-15 - 1332 words

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  • "Bad scene and basement show"

    by FrostedGlass 6 reviews

    Chapter 19 stimulates your inner child with a reference to ´Sesame Street´ and your compassion with Sheena with Andy giving her a score beyond Pete´s rude rating scale.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-10-17 - Updated: 2006-10-17 - 1293 words

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  • Alcohol and payback make a bitter cocktail

    by FrostedGlass 10 reviews

    What happens when Sheena gets wasted and finds a way to make Andy jealous? Read chapter 20. (And then leave angry comments because it doesn´t deal with Sheena doing that at all. Ha.)

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-10-18 - Updated: 2006-10-18 - 2365 words

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  • How guys function: The philosophy of Mr. Meatball

    by FrostedGlass 10 reviews

    Due to popular (in fact, it was just one reviewer) demand (in fact, it was more along the lines of harrassment ;) ) chapter 21 celebrates the return of the "real star" of The Bass Files, Mr. Meatb...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-10-20 - Updated: 2006-10-20 - 1532 words

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  • They did, didn´t they?

    by FrostedGlass 10 reviews

    This chapter reveals the atrocious conditions of pot roast in small diners and the truth about the night Patrick spent with Joyce. If you ask Sheena, neither of those pieces of information is very ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-10-22 - Updated: 2006-10-22 - 1536 words

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  • Moving along (and taking down what´s in our way)

    by FrostedGlass 9 reviews

    In this chapter we learn that Sheena is an idiot for still liking Andy and for making fun of poor battered and bruised Patrick. We also learn that the author is a lazy idiot for not looking up coll...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-10-23 - Updated: 2006-10-23 - 2032 words

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  • "It just gets worse and the worst just gets the best of us"

    by FrostedGlass 10 reviews

    Chapter 24 breaks another person´s heart because I´m on a roll. (Apologies for the lack of humor in this one. Sheena´s too pissed to be amusing.)

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-10-24 - Updated: 2006-10-24 - 1398 words

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  • Every Joe has his day

    by FrostedGlass 9 reviews

    This chapter proves it: There´s more to Joe than just computer games and chasing girls. He´s got great hair too!

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-10-25 - Updated: 2006-10-25 - 1096 words

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  • "Kill that drummer!"

    by FrostedGlass 11 reviews

    Chapter 26 is your usual footnote fest, infested with exciting news, kissing other ficwad writers´ rears and the fashion secret of FrostedGlass´s mother.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-10-30 - Updated: 2006-10-31 - 1252 words

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  • Re-Pete

    by FrostedGlass 8 reviews

    Chapter 27 reaveals Sheena to be a non-feminist as well as a filthy liar. Furthermore, nice guys (e.g. Patrick) finish last (i.e. have to face the prospect of spending 3 weeks with Peter Lippuncher...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-11-01 - Updated: 2006-11-01 - 901 words

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  • The truth is, bassists do it with rhythm.

    by FrostedGlass 8 reviews

    This chapter has Pete staring at something he really likes.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Published: 2006-11-04 - Updated: 2006-11-04 - 940 words

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  • Theater of the Absurd

    by FrostedGlass 8 reviews

    This chapter is absurd for various reasons, the most absurd one being that Sheena is über-joyous at the very end of it. No, I did not have a ghost writer for this one.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-05 - Updated: 2006-11-05 - 1029 words

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  • Don´t mind me, at home alone

    by FrostedGlass 10 reviews

    Chapter 30 is- HOLY MOLY! We´re at 30 already?! We´re getting old... And we must learn to not identify with our story. My story, I mean.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-08 - Updated: 2006-11-08 - 1297 words

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  • Product placements and other shameful scenes

    by FrostedGlass 10 reviews

    In order to be able to continue this story, I´m afraid that I have to admit that chapter 31 has an instance of female hygiene product placement in it. Should you be interested in purchasing this p...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-10 - Updated: 2006-11-10 - 977 words

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  • Not quite as funny as the smell coming from Nate´s room

    by FrostedGlass 13 reviews

    This chapter displays the joys of being an elementary teacher (at a school where they don´t believe in the concept of knocking before entering a classroom) and a little homage to The Simpsons. (I ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-11-13 - Updated: 2006-11-13 - 1260 words

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  • Sheena, it´s time to get rid of that frustration

    by FrostedGlass 13 reviews

    In chapter 33 Sheena sweats with Joe and finds out who the hottie is that Patrick dated. Hottie has great calves. (Disclaimer: It´s a bit low on the footnotes... *putting shame on DoJ*)

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-17 - Updated: 2006-11-17 - 1387 words

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  • With arms wide open (NOT)

    by FrostedGlass 12 reviews

    This chapter shocks the author and the reader as it turns out that Sheena is able to cast a spell on the male sex (of more than just the human species) after all. With a little help of curly hair a...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-20 - Updated: 2006-11-20 - 937 words

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  • Johnny Quest thinks FG´s a sell-out

    by FrostedGlass 13 reviews

    Chapter 35 makes us come to our senses that Sheena´s become senseless. Pete´s handing out sexual advice as if his name was Kinsey and the band´s final allocation is slightly changed. What a surp...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-22 - Updated: 2006-11-22 - 1139 words

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  • Strange, straws & strawberry milkshakes

    by FrostedGlass 10 reviews

    Chapter 36 is a pain in the ass because FrostedGlass only has to write it so that she has a parallel chapter for the PU version. Which actually is the exactly opposite way of how it was supposed to...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-25 - Updated: 2006-11-25 - 831 words

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  • It ain´t over until the short chubby kid sings

    by FrostedGlass 14 reviews

    All good things must end sooner or later. Fortunately this also holds true for not so good things like this fanfic. Read this very last chapter and find out if Sheena manages to find someone who......

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-11-27 - Updated: 2006-11-27 - 2604 words

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  • Thank yous, a little surprise and the overdue return of the Plonk

    by FrostedGlass 11 reviews

    You guys were AWESOME! :)

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Published: 2006-11-27 - Updated: 2006-11-27 - 376 words

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