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This piece of fanfic strives to depict its heroine SHEENA, a rather introvert young woman who likes to pluck away on her bass and have one-sided conversations with the neighbor´s cat Mr. Meatball,...
In this very first chapter you will find a not too punk Sheena who tries out for the position of bassist, four to five bitchy punk poser girls, one drumming Andy (if you can actually stand to read ...
1OriginalEnter Patrickachu and Joe. Oh, and Sheena makes the band. Even without Puff Daddy. P. Diddy, sorry.
1OriginalThis chapter will render you in a state of complete surprise when you find out that Patrick appears to be a bit shy around the fair sex. *gasps*
1FunnyThis chapter reveals that Patrick is not the only one who is affected by the Hurley charme... - Hey, it makes for a filler.
1FunnyIn chapter five of your new favorite still Pete-Wentz-less piece of FOB fanfiction Sheena has a brain-out-of-body experience and is told an earth-shattering lie about chewing gum.
1ExcitingSheena cannot believe it when she finds out that she is granted a wish everytime she plays a certain melody on her bass. Also, Joe finds out what it´s like to be a girl for a day. Or not. Pssst, r...
1FunnyChapter no. seven is no piece of cake for Sheena. She warns FrostedGlass that if chapter eight doesn´t turn out somewhat more pleasant she will re-consider the offer to star in a piece of fanficti...
1FunnyThe caps lock doesn´t really need an explanation...
1ExcitingThe (lack of) length of this chapter makes it hard to believe that the author spent almost 90 minutes on writing it. The title also makes it hard to believe that it´s worth reading... but *grabs a...
1FunnyChapter no. 10 is for free and boring, so as not to harm the coherence of the story. Read it before the world ends. Or fruit bats suck blood, whatever happens first.
0UnratedIn this chapter Nadine has more bad luck (karma?) and Sheena finds herself offered something that she shouldn´t refuse. (And no, it´s not neon highlights. Not Andy´s "drumstick" either.)
2FunnyWhat do toilet seats and Ernest Hemingway have in common? What can a boy expect when he manages to unhook the bra of a girl in the back of a car parked on a hill that serves as a highschool love ne...
2OriginalIf you think that it´s a pure coincidence that chapter no. 13 is about Halloween then let me tell you that you are absolutely right. If you don´t even care about this then let me congratulate you...
1ExcitingLove me or hate me for it, the time is ripe for Peter Wentz´s entry. However, his "yummy" upper body will remain covered... *thinks it over* at least in this chapter.
2FunnyChapter no. 15 sheds some light on Sheena´s attitude towards Peter. Before too long she finds herself caressing what destiny has so generously equipped him with. In case your jaw just drop-D´ed y...
2FunnyDo you appreciate thought-provoking writing? Do you hate to waste precious time on mediocre stories when you could be dipping into skillfully crafted ones? Do you, perhaps, consider yourself a lit...
1FunnyChapter 17 features established characters from The Bass Files such as Andy, Joe, Patrick, Joyce and Sheena as well as newbie Peter. There´s also things happening in this chapter. Things that invo...
1FunnyThis chapter proves that there´s a good reason bathroom doors are equipped with a lock, Sheena, you just haven´t thought of it yet.
2OriginalChapter 19 stimulates your inner child with a reference to ´Sesame Street´ and your compassion with Sheena with Andy giving her a score beyond Pete´s rude rating scale.
3FunnyWhat happens when Sheena gets wasted and finds a way to make Andy jealous? Read chapter 20. (And then leave angry comments because it doesn´t deal with Sheena doing that at all. Ha.)
2FunnyDue to popular (in fact, it was just one reviewer) demand (in fact, it was more along the lines of harrassment ;) ) chapter 21 celebrates the return of the "real star" of The Bass Files, Mr. Meatb...
1ExcitingThis chapter reveals the atrocious conditions of pot roast in small diners and the truth about the night Patrick spent with Joyce. If you ask Sheena, neither of those pieces of information is very ...
1ExcitingIn this chapter we learn that Sheena is an idiot for still liking Andy and for making fun of poor battered and bruised Patrick. We also learn that the author is a lazy idiot for not looking up coll...
2ExcitingChapter 24 breaks another person´s heart because I´m on a roll. (Apologies for the lack of humor in this one. Sheena´s too pissed to be amusing.)
3MovingThis chapter proves it: There´s more to Joe than just computer games and chasing girls. He´s got great hair too!
1OriginalChapter 26 is your usual footnote fest, infested with exciting news, kissing other ficwad writers´ rears and the fashion secret of FrostedGlass´s mother.
3FunnyChapter 27 reaveals Sheena to be a non-feminist as well as a filthy liar. Furthermore, nice guys (e.g. Patrick) finish last (i.e. have to face the prospect of spending 3 weeks with Peter Lippuncher...
1OriginalThis chapter has Pete staring at something he really likes.
0UnratedThis chapter is absurd for various reasons, the most absurd one being that Sheena is über-joyous at the very end of it. No, I did not have a ghost writer for this one.
1FunnyChapter 30 is- HOLY MOLY! We´re at 30 already?! We´re getting old... And we must learn to not identify with our story. My story, I mean.
1FunnyIn order to be able to continue this story, I´m afraid that I have to admit that chapter 31 has an instance of female hygiene product placement in it. Should you be interested in purchasing this p...
1MovingThis chapter displays the joys of being an elementary teacher (at a school where they don´t believe in the concept of knocking before entering a classroom) and a little homage to The Simpsons. (I ...
3FunnyIn chapter 33 Sheena sweats with Joe and finds out who the hottie is that Patrick dated. Hottie has great calves. (Disclaimer: It´s a bit low on the footnotes... *putting shame on DoJ*)
4ExcitingThis chapter shocks the author and the reader as it turns out that Sheena is able to cast a spell on the male sex (of more than just the human species) after all. With a little help of curly hair a...
4FunnyChapter 35 makes us come to our senses that Sheena´s become senseless. Pete´s handing out sexual advice as if his name was Kinsey and the band´s final allocation is slightly changed. What a surp...
4FunnyChapter 36 is a pain in the ass because FrostedGlass only has to write it so that she has a parallel chapter for the PU version. Which actually is the exactly opposite way of how it was supposed to...
3FunnyAll good things must end sooner or later. Fortunately this also holds true for not so good things like this fanfic. Read this very last chapter and find out if Sheena manages to find someone who......
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