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Not quite as funny as the smell coming from Nate´s room
13 reviewsThis chapter displays the joys of being an elementary teacher (at a school where they don´t believe in the concept of knocking before entering a classroom) and a little homage to The Simpsons. (I ...
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The Bass Files
(#) duckapple 2006-11-13
First review.
And the 200th.
Beat that bitches.Author's response
Your reward: oven-fresh steaming hot... plonk. ;)The Bass Files
(#) duckapple 2006-11-13
And now for the real review. :)
So I totally skipped class to read this.
Feel extra loved.Author's response
As a future teacher I do not approve. As a current university student I´m cool with it. I surely dooley-do! :) You´re the pot roast! Thank you so much.The Bass Files
(#) LOVELA 2006-11-13
First: The whole Jaws thing had me laughing out loud! I know a lot of people that still won't go into the ocean to this day.
Second: How do you keep track of all you asterisks? Not sure why, but that is the first time that I had wondered that.
Third: What!? Who is Patrick going on a date with!? Grrrr. (That an angry growl, not an 'I'm trying to look sexy' one.)
Fourth: I'm sure I don't need to keep saying this, but Wonderful chapter as always.Author's response
First: Glad it had some entertainment value to it. And I´ve met a lot of people on the train today who might be using that excuse as to why they smelled so bad. Yuck. Second: I recount the asterisks like two times before I post. I would really prefer numbers. I was thinking about going like (1), (2), etc... but that is too much intrusion into the real text of the story for my taste. So I pretty much just recount. Using my fingers, of course. Third: I really wouldn´t know. Hat Rack is pretty secretive with things like that. I´m guessing... nah, she turned out to be a lesbian. ;) Fourth: :) I don´t mind reading it again. ;) And the same back at ya for your last chapter. And for this review. /Division of Joy/hi5The Bass Files
(#) moocow 2006-11-13
human hat rack
oh em geee
if i ever meet patrick
i might have to stifle myself from saying that.Author's response
You mean, after you pounced Pete? ;)The Bass Files
(#) luckysgc921 2006-11-13
might I just say I do so adore the jaws reference. :) makes me all giggly and giddy inside.
might I also just say "WHAT?! patrick has a date with someone who ISN'T sheena?! sniffles"
great chapter...except for ya know patrick not being madly in love with our favorite heroine. lolAuthor's response
You are very welcome for the Jaws reference. I´m glad it didn´t come off as too forced. (Because it really was. ;) ) Yeah, I know... What a jerk. How is this story ever supposed to come to an end? Thanks for your review. :)The Bass Files
(#) -LoVe-CaNt-SaVe-YoU- 2006-11-13
aw why didnt sheena say yes to andy? :( update soon plzAuthor's response
Because after he turned her down and subsequently slept with Fox, Sheena feels that her pride was hurt. Which is just ridiculous, because how could she possibly have any left? I will and you should, too. ;)The Bass Files
(#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-11-13
Don't worry Sheena, Valentine's Day is just a day long.Author's response
I don´t know. Have you seen the movie "Groundhog Day"? ;)The Bass Files
(#) bandgeekfreak 2006-11-13
"Well, at least they weren´t wasting their time on fanfiction. Let´s look at the glass and say it´s half full, shall we?"
I was probably the student who grafftied on the locker in the first place. :) I'd also be the kid who talked the other kids into eating glue.Author's response
I know why I like you. But we need to work on your spelling if you were the kid who graffitied on the locker.The Bass Files
(#) patrickdance4me 2006-11-13
lol. i love this story!Author's response
;) So do I. Not because it´s of particular high literary quality or because I can use it to rinse my hair with but because I can go totally psycho on here and it´s still working. Plus, FOB may have the best fans when it comes to music but my reviewers clearly call the shots when it comes to fanfic. Division of Joy nod (which makes everything that was said previously valid and untouchable)The Bass Files
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-13
pat-rack. it kind of has a ring to it. oh, and as a random question, have you been fantasizing over /The Catcher in the Rye/?
your footnotes are fantastic, but i must say i expected one at "Well, at least they weren't wasting their time on fanfiction."...something along the lines of
or actually forming support groups and calling themselves /The Division of Joy/.*
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hahahaAuthor's response
Once we stop thinking of insulting, yet cute nicknames for Patrick they might as well declare us dead. Division of Joy nod (which STILL makes everything said previously void and untouchable, more than ever so) Not really, but there´s these kinds of books that teach you a/ some new word(s) and with Catcher it was definitely "phony" for me. (Lord of the Flies was "conge", or something along the lines of that, the actual spelling escapes me now... not that I can see myself actually using that one. Wait, next Bass Files chapter...) Division of Joy. Oh, you want me to throw in even more mentions of Division of Joy. Well, I guess it was insane of me to try to keep my stories free from Division of Joy references, especially if I just - Division of Joy - throw in insane ingredients into this story, kinda like Andy in his 4-course vegan V-Day dinner. Crystal reviews are my motor. :) P.S.: Before I forget, DIVISION OF JOY.
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