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Thank yous, a little surprise and the overdue return of the Plonk
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The Bass Files
(#) bandgeekfreak 2006-11-27
Sequel? I don't know, but please write some more humor-ly crap so people aren't stuck reading my own. :)Author's response
Humor? glaresThe Bass Files
(#) luckysgc921 2006-11-27
...dreaming? WHAT?! sniffle please tell me your joking.
yes sequel. and if Sheena really was dreaming then hopefully in the sequel it can become not a dream...?
I will never be ashamed to admit I read this. Best FOB story ever--'cause its funny and doesn't take itself too seriously. Plus I totally want Sheena to be my best friend. ha. :)Author's response
Yes, I was joking. Which, I know, comes as a total surprise. ;) God, you´re cute to boot.The Bass Files
(#) patrickdance4me 2006-11-27
um, yes. sequel=good thing.Author's response
I´ll take this opportunity to tell you that you´ve got the first username that has a name of the FOB guys in them that is not totally cheesy. I wish I had thought of that. ;)The Bass Files
(#) CodeWordLove 2006-11-27
SEQUEL!!!!! I've got one thing to say to that: Hölle Ja! haha Turned that foreign language back at you! Beat that! Wait I shouldnt be insukting you because I really want another story about Sheena...I love you? Next!Author's response
Ha ha. That was totally correct. We just don´t say that though. ;) But point taken. :) Lieb dich auch.The Bass Files
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-27
thank you for referring to me as a lady and not katy. that rhymed because i'm so clever this evening
...wait...
shit.
anyway. look at this:
Quiz Taker Score
Mr. Meatball -80%
Meowcat -100%
Emma -70%
Allison -55%
Bridget -55%
patrickdance4me -65%
Rachel -45%
Crystal...i'm going to regret this...wait...i wonder how long my name can be in this quiz... it's neverending! i'll use this time to give you patrick's cell number: (622) 89 -60%
now, i'm going to argue the ones i have wrong because i'm trying to avoid packing. oh, and my procrastination would like to take this opportunity to thank you.
3) Which phrase was NOT uttered by any of the characters when they we´re surprised? okay, i was looking into this one too much. i mean, seriously... who says "holy freakin' cow!"? c'mon.
7) What should be everybody´s favorite Joe line? the word "line" made me think of Loveline and my brain shut down. that's totally understandable, right?
11) What´s the plonkiest thing that Pete said in the course of the story? what the fuck.
/12) Honestly now, what´s the plonkiest thing that Pete said in the course of the story?/the hard on thing was way better. WAY better.
/15) How did FrostedGlass´s mother refer to Patrick´s fasion sense?/your mom is the only member of the DoJ who hasn't given a shout out or mention of the dooj, so i thought "mah, what the hell." and i lost. not. fair.
16) What happened when Sheena tried to tune down her cynicism? you try telling Pete´s emolicious hair that it doesn't have a strong impact on the world or that pete's emolicious hair isn't always the right answer. i dare you.
18) What´s the cutest thing that Patrick did in the course of the story? excuse me, have you not read your reviews? option (A) was everyone's favorite.
19) Which chapter title is slightly less half-assed than the others? i read the question wrong.
oh, and before you have the opportunity to ask about the "hot" rating...
:OAuthor's response
Who rated this as "hot"? Honestly, that was a no-brainer, Crystal. I KNEW it was you. :)
Of course, Crystal has to complain because she didn´t get all the answers right. But calm down, not even Mr. Meatball did. (Basically because he always opted for the feline answers.) I think it was actually Sheena who said "Holy freaking cow!" I don´t think that would surprise anyone. :P WTF is about right, yes. I figured that most people would go for the hard-on line. So that´s why it´s NOT the correct answer. Since my Mom is the coolest member of the DoJ, she doesn´t have to give shout-outs to us others. She´s just cool like that. (Or not really aware that she´s a member because I´m not gonna tell her. :P) Well, I made the quiz before I posted the chapter and my crystal ball... It´s kinda busy packing things. 19 was a trick question. They all suck, of course.
grabs smiley Soooooo goooood... Thank you for this enlightenment. Was that written filth now? I guess the last thing is oral filth though...The Bass Files
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-27
Seriously - Stop - I have a vah-jay-jay - I'm ALL woman.
shakes head
Damn hoes.Author's response
Well, we know that you have a "vah-jay-jay". But that alone doesn´t make you a LADY. In fact, repeatedly pointing out that you have a "vah-jay-jay" is pretty much the opposite of being a EL-A-D. ;) Love you! Are you feeling better yet? I need to leave and torture my Hitch horse.The Bass Files
(#) riaryder 2006-11-28
Dream? Your shitting me!
Sequel? Yes please.Author's response
Yes, I am. ;)The Bass Files
(#) LOVELA 2006-11-28
Would we like a sequel??? AHHHH....I think so.Author's response
I hoped so. ;)The Bass Files
(#) angeltearsburn 2006-12-03
i love the story (and footnotes as well) i will miss mr meatball alotAuthor's response
Hello and thank you, you faithful reader. :)
The bad news is that it is most likely that Mr. Meatball will not appear in the sequel. For practical reasons; cats' life spans are a bit limited. However, it wouldn't be a good story without a cat with a kinky name. But don't worry, there's still going to be one in the sequel. ;) Hope to meet you in the review section of the Files 2. (story name is still under construction and will not necessarily allude to part one)The Bass Files
(#) Pols 2006-12-19
I've finally finished! That was so awesome!! I squealed in happiness so much while reading the last chapter, it's so cute!!Author's response
Thank you very much. :) A sequel to the Bass Files is in the works. (Sounds like a Christmas present to me... coughs)
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