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With arms wide open (NOT)
12 reviewsThis chapter shocks the author and the reader as it turns out that Sheena is able to cast a spell on the male sex (of more than just the human species) after all. With a little help of curly hair a...
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The Bass Files
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-20
This was the BEST chapter in the entire history of Ficwad.
Poor biscuit having to hide his hard on! I'm going to be in incontinent for weeks, that was the best thing in my life todate. Apart from a few memorable dates....yah...
Ohhhh = I'm so in love with you it's untrue!!
I loved Mr Meatball's story - glad you shed light on that, seriously. i mean it.
Also the hair reference in the card. Wahahahahaa! The Best everrr!
I'm SMILING ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!Author's response
When I started writing it, it was like 2 in the morning and I couldn´t sleep. So I was like "Ah, I might as well fuck Sheena over some more..." Yay for incontinence. I guess it all... Depends... yeah. Shame on me for not mentioning Mr. Meatball more often. He will come in handy in the parallel chapter quite soon. There was a time when I felt really bad about my hair (high school) and then I eventually got over it. However, old wounds are open now and Sheena´s one hell of a girl to pass the salt. If that made any sense - don´t get used to it. I do like the last statement in this review the best. That´s the way it should be. :) ("x)The Bass Files
(#) Tawney 2006-11-20
That was amazing! Poor Patrick! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeeee get them together?! Please?! My poor heart cant take all this will-they? Wont-they?! I seriously love this chapter! XXAuthor's response
Ok, here, I´m giving away the end of the story: Sie kommen eh ´zam. ;) I hope that was colloquial enough to make it impossible to translate it into English with some website. Glad you enjoyed this. :)The Bass Files
(#) CodeWordLove 2006-11-20
Yikes you are so mean to patrick sometimes...oh well his bad situations are humor for the masses so his problem! Well I would like to say that this story is amazing, phenomenal, superb, glorious, awe-inspiring, and spectacular. ( turns out the thesaurus is more fun to read) Bottom line keep writing I love it.Author's response
I don´t see why Sheena should be the only one that has to cope with awkward situations. I mean I don´t see why if it can be Sheena AND Patrick together. ;) Oh, thesauruses (or thesauri)! Good call, codeword... word. ;) Love your reviews! :)The Bass Files
(#) luckysgc921 2006-11-20
umm...
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WHAT?! is she DUMB?! sobs Patrick was practically drooling on her and she ran away?
dies
great chapter but...eep! why?Author's response
1.) You hit the nail on the head with the "dumb". 2.) Sheena was completely surprised by the situation, thus fleeing into her bedroom was her first idea in panic. 3.) Sheena was intimidated by Patrick´s size. ;) 4.) Patrick´s most definitely still in love with Joyce and his hard-on doesn´t mean that he´s got romantical feelings for Sheena. 5.) Did I mentioned the author of this story is dumb, too?The Bass Files
(#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-11-20
WHOAH THERE!!! Joe really needs to learn not to insult people with very hard objects attatched to their body. Like a cast.Author's response
Right. And I need to learn how to unscrew a bottle of water without hurting myself... Don´t you have a special word for that in English?... Ah, what´s it again... thinks... Oh, right... retarded. Also, I guess Joe better not insult Patrick when he´s got a boner... ha ha. (Very retarded.)The Bass Files
(#) LOVELA 2006-11-20
Tease....Author's response
Moi? Oh, Sheena... well, not deliberately... ;)The Bass Files
(#) patrickdance4me 2006-11-20
mwahahahaha atta kid. nice chapter.Author's response
Thanks, kiddo. :)The Bass Files
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-20
mr. Meatball’s background story was very informative. he is quickly taking to place of joe in my heart. i dunno if that says much for him, though.
Ok, where was Joe if you actually wanted him to burst into the room? he's too busy questioning the depth of...penetration in another not-so-parallel universe.
patrick + hard-on =...sheena running away like a pansy? i would have stayed in the kitchen and examined it. um, i thought she was sexually frustrated?
oh, and have you noticed how everyone has updated in the past 24 hours? that's amazing.
P.S.: I really like your hair. It would surely make a cosy place for DoJ babies to lie in.Author's response
Mr. Meatball´s the most intelligent character in this story so he deserves some more attention. Yes, Joe surely gets the best peep-shows for free. Sheena isn´t of the bovine family. Tsk. I have noticed that and so will my professors when I don´t hand in any homework assignments. P.S.: Ha ha. ;)The Bass Files
(#) bandgeekfreak 2006-11-20
That was funny. I feel bad for Patrick though. Strawberries, who knew?Author's response
I think it serves him right. If he had taken some nude pics like Wentz I´d have something to work with for a sex scene. Um, I did. Thanks for the r&r, Mistress.The Bass Files
(#) howshesews 2006-11-20
i think i just found a more brutal narrarator.
and i'm so glad.
woo-hoo. i love this place.Author's response
Ha ha, I´m glad you said that. Way to play to my ego. ;) Glad you like (which I´m just assuming). It´s a really fun story to write but I think it´s also really time to bring this to an end. This place IS awesome, DoJ brings the plonk into my life.
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