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Confessions of a suffering guitar man
4 reviewsWhat do toilet seats and Ernest Hemingway have in common? What can a boy expect when he manages to unhook the bra of a girl in the back of a car parked on a hill that serves as a highschool love ne...
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The Bass Files
(#) duckapple 2006-10-09
I love you. And this.Author's response
Thank you. I´ve had some instances of Murphy´s law in my life over the past few days (my guinea pig died, the horse I´ve been riding two times a week over the past year is being sold and I´m too stupid to climb a flight of stairs without having to go to hospital to get my knee stitched) and this helps to look them straight in the face and say: "Hey! Where´d you get those neat glasses?" What?The Bass Files
(#) GwenMerlon 2007-02-12
Yay! I'm so glad you don't like Hemingway! All I ever hear about is that old fart of a writer on FOB fiction. My favorite contribution of Hemingway: the Hemingway Cat... aparently he had these cats that had 6 toes. I have one (not one of HIS cats, no, but a 6 toed little bugger) but that's as far as I relate to the man. Oh well. All that was totally unnesessary.
This chapter made me laugh SO MUCH. It was fantastic!
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