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How guys function: The philosophy of Mr. Meatball
10 reviewsDue to popular (in fact, it was just one reviewer) demand (in fact, it was more along the lines of harrassment ;) ) chapter 21 celebrates the return of the "real star" of The Bass Files, Mr. Meatb...
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(#) thexrealxme 2006-10-20
okay more -- soon. like today.Author's response
I like that you like. Um, we´ll see about today... I need to catch up on other people´s stories too.The Bass Files
(#) bandgeekfreak 2006-10-20
"I felt the sudden urge to hold my hands against my ears and sing "Mary had a little lamb" so loudly that I wouldn´t hear what he was talking about. I mean, it usually works for the president." I love this line. I wanted to do that last night... Anyway. Update soon! I wanna know what happens!Author's response
Ah, ignorance IS bliss, especially if ignorance is NOT hearing about Patrick doing it with someone else. Thank you for the review. Your story is ace, by the way, and I am being redundant. I will. I wanna know what happens too! ;)The Bass Files
(#) duckapple 2006-10-20
I seriously cannot tell you how much this made me smile. Totally made my day.Author's response
That´s all that ever matters. :)The Bass Files
(#) moocow 2006-10-20
There's just something about this story that makes me think it's completely real.
Like...it's crazy good and I fucking love it like...more than, dare I say it, my stuffed cow- Patrick the Moocow.
-GASP-
ok. nvm. But You're way up there with MooMoo.
Petey the Meaty Mooer congradulates you.
let's have babies.Author's response
God, I´m glad that the mention of a cow´s tail was enough to satisfy you. wipes sweat off hear forehead WOWWIE! Thank you for that super cool compliment. :))) Crazy thought: Let´s have calves.The Bass Files
(#) luckysgc921 2006-10-20
great chapter, merely made greater by the translations on what Mr. Meatball was saying. lol. and I hate to say it (like i really really hate to say it) but Joe was making sense--Patrick needs to make his own mistakes. Perhaps, Sheena is starting to develop an itty bitty crush on our musical genius in a hat? and doesn't want to admit it cause she was so "in lovvveee" with Andy?
I'm just curious is all.
Great chapter again. hope to read more soon. :)Author's response
Meow. (= Thank you, that´s awfully nice of you. Now feed me.) "Perhaps, I suppose" as Rufio like to put it. And more will follow soon.The Bass Files
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-10-20
how appropriately titled. i love how you reach into the male psyche and pull out the depth and sensitivity of the demanding "other" specieAuthor's response
Yeah? I think they´re just a bunch of cowards, being afraid to get a trashing from the fleabags down the street. Thank you, it´s my favorite chapter title as of now.The Bass Files
(#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-10-22
And things get a little more twisted! Joe deserves to get hit over the head with some very hard random object. Like that text book!!! points at random bookAuthor's response
I think that has happened to him already and that´s why he´s like that.The Bass Files
(#) missfiona 2007-05-10
I'm late, yes, but I certainly got a kick out of your little jab at mr. president.
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