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Strange, straws & strawberry milkshakes
10 reviewsChapter 36 is a pain in the ass because FrostedGlass only has to write it so that she has a parallel chapter for the PU version. Which actually is the exactly opposite way of how it was supposed to...
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(#) riaryder 2006-11-25
You are officially a mentalist.
And as mad as a bag of spanners.
But in a good way.
Now....PU 4 me!!!Author's response
Mh. Scary review... ;)The Bass Files
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-25
first of all, the caps lock makes me feel like your yelling at me. like "EMMA'S AN ARTIST" and i back into a corner crying "okay! okay! i agree!" don't be so angry... :o (that's suppose to translate into the AIM "blow job" face, but maybe it looses it's appeal in ficwad...?)
this may just qualify for the shortest review ever (if my mind would function correctly, i'd review more. but you are pretty much wasted your time on reading this anyway, so...) kudos to me.Author's response
Well, everyone should agree on that. (Also, I´ll try the caps lock when suggesting "Ready for this" to CeCe for the last time. She can´t ignore an argument like capital letters...)The Bass Files
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-25
so much so that i actually write "wasted" instead of "wasting". oh well, this can go with the "bag" instead of "bad" thingAuthor's response
sit ko. ;)The Bass Files
(#) bandgeekfreak 2006-11-25
Malerie's a waitress!* I don't think people realize how valuable Joe is as comic relief.
*How'd you know?Author's response
I´m psychic. grabs dicitonary Oh, no. The word I was looking for is "psycho". I got a crystal ball, remember?The Bass Files
(#) howshesews 2006-11-25
damnit, crystal.
sigh. i just really thought i might be first.
so, basically, as far as this cahpter goes, i can really only review one thing....
al of it..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. there. that's what i did the whole time i was reading it, and i really thought, that as a fellow sister of the DoJ, you would appreciate this little review from sarah, the dumbass who destroys really long chapters.Author's response
I do appreciate a little review from Sarah. The dumbass who writes encouraging reviews. ;)The Bass Files
(#) patrickdance4me 2006-11-25
"I was opting for Planet of the Apes"
I laughed out loud at that one and my mom gave me the weirdest look... why do my family members always have to be in the room when i laugh? pouts love it!Author's response
I get weird looks from my Mom 24/7. No, that´s a lie. Actually it´s the other way round. But I got her sense of humor so I should just simmer the fuck down.
Thank you. :)The Bass Files
(#) luckysgc921 2006-11-25
giggle i love pointless randomness. strawberry rocks! somehow, I really don't think your characterization of mr. wentz is off--I totally think he does stare at himself all the time and pet his hair and say "so pretty"Author's response
Probably it´s not off. For the sake of Evie I hope so though.The Bass Files
(#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-11-25
Planet of the Apes, most definitely.
"That girl looked strangely familiar," Patrick whispered.
"She looked strangely hot to me," Joe commented.
"She smelled strangely of pot and spam," Andy chimed in.
SPAM!!! HOLY FREAKING CRAP. My science teacher is OBSESSED with Spam. He has Spam clothes and Spam posters and Spam keychains and Spam calendars and other random Spam objects. He even tried to make us eat Spam before.Author's response
Yeah, that´s an allusion to Emma´s (bandgeefreak) story "I´m Patrick Stump´s Twin" in which Malerie is Patrick´s twin sister. Joe kinda hits on her and she smells of pot and spam in that fic.
Ok, thanks for SPAMming my review section... ;)The Bass Files
(#) CodeWordLove 2006-11-26
Welll I guess I have to tell you this again but it is getting really repetative: I love this story keep writing. Hmm I need to find a new way to say that I think.Author's response
Telling me that you love my writing is pretty much the superlative when it comes to praise, so don´t worry about that. :) You´ve been a very strong force in keeping me writing this story. straigh face No shit. I don´t even know why because we´ve never talked but it´s the truth. :)The Bass Files
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-26
ine Frau, meine Liebe, führen Sie mich durch. Ich kann nicht warten, bis wir schließlich zusammen sein können. Zeit bildet nur unser Verhältnis stärker.Wartezeit für mich!
Ha!
Joe told Patrick to grow all over - that was funny, childish and TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR. ARGH!Author's response
Alrighters, Katress. I can pretty much guess what this is supposed to mean (using websites to translate whole sentences is probably even a worse idea than applying literary qualities to fanfic) except for the "führen Sie mich durch" part. Even my imagination is too limited for that. Or my intelligence, you chose.
Actually Patrick just grew in Sheena´s kitchen. Silly Joseph...
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