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• The Bass Files

  (#) bandgeekfreak 2006-11-22

  Gayness...

  Author's response

  Yes, completely out of the blue, isn´t it? I wonder whatever gave me that idea...

• The Bass Files

  (#) luckysgc921 2006-11-22

  ok...deep breath fabulous chapter as always. insert obligatory (but well deserved) gushing
  now...onto Sheena and her obliviousness. I actually...liked...Pete...this chapter. gah. Someone is ice skating in hell. He totally had a point with them "just hooking up"--cause it'll either prove that they are obviously (to me anyway) ass over elbows in love with each other or it'll diffuse the sexual tension and allow it to dissipate and they can be just BF4E! but yea, mini-dracula had a point.

  Author's response

  I liked Pete too. (Note the past tense. ;) ) I also like "mini-dracula", that´s maxi-cute! Thanks for the review and I´ll take your suggestion into consideration. ;)

• The Bass Files

  (#) patrickdance4me 2006-11-22

  aw pete is hilarious. wentzian? funny lol. "eyes on the prize man, eyes on the prize" made me laugh uber hard.

  Author's response

  Yeah, the first time I heard that line I thought it was hilarious too. I still think it is, thus, I typed it down to raise the overall quality of this junk. Glad you enjoyed it. :)

• The Bass Files

  (#) moocow 2006-11-22

  there's a reason i'm reviewing.
  you're going to break the freaking review record i set. bitch.
  i'm gonna be nipping at your heeeeeeels.
  haha
  i demand a camio.
  that, or a yummy, yummy chocolate chip cookie.
  
  or a stuffed cow.
  whatever is closest.

  Author's response

  Oh well, it took you way less chapters to reach 266 reviews so you´re still the queen of ficwad. This junk´s gonna be over very soon. Have a cookie. Or maybe if you bang Sheena I can offer you a cameo. How about a cow stuffed with cookies? Thanks for the review.

• The Bass Files

  (#) duckapple 2006-11-22

  There must be Sheena/Hatrick sex.

  Author's response

  mumbles something in German

• The Bass Files

  (#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-22

  try saying wentzian more than once. it will drive you fucking insane. and if that doesn't do it, follow it up with some "peteresque".
  
  "Then why don´t you simply do it anyways? It´s gonna do you good. Both of you." - that wentz, he can be a smart fella.
  
  i loved sheena trying to convince patrick that she forgot about his boner. priceless, really

  Author's response

  DoJ dance (to "Ready for this" because CeCe´s not watching) Thanks for your review, president.

• The Bass Files

  (#) moocow 2006-11-22

  meaning, i one.
  I mean...
  i'm the one with the great calves.
  
  that's my lame excuse for a review.

  Author's response

  Yes, you are. That´s my lame excuse for an author´s response.

• The Bass Files

  (#) CodeWordLove 2006-11-22

  Ladedadeda Oh look something shiny! Oh wait what was I doing oh yeah telling you how great you are.

  Author's response

  looks in mirror and mumbles "Eyes on the greatness, dude. Eyes on the greatness." ... Ah, it doesn´t feel right. Thanks for the flattering review! :)

• The Bass Files

  (#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-11-22

  McHatty and dipshit. You are the best.

  Author's response

  As long as I don´t call McHatty a dipshit ´tis all good. I surely am the best author the Bass Files have seen to this date. ;)

• The Bass Files

  (#) howshesews 2006-11-24

  FABULOUS! ( i feel like a bald little gay man when i say that. which is probably why i say it all the time...eek.)
  
  okay. i didn't fill up a word documne tiwht quotes or anything. but i did half-way fill up a word document with quotes...just because i'm lazier than you.
  
  uno)"...Wentzian bluntness combined with Peteresque rudeness..." Loved this. i love, love, loved this. it just made me laugh because the pete in your story, is my favorite pete of all time. ALL. TIME. not even kidding. he's such a prick. i don't particularly love pricks or anything, but i like pete the prick.
  
  dos)"What are you? Patrick´s pimp? It´s not gonna happen, Pete..." HAHAHA. i think patrick would do well with a pimp. actually. listen to loveline. his sex life seems to be a-okay. not that you wanted to know what. maybe you did. i don't know.
  
  tres) "But maybe he was just doing lip gymnastics to warm up for the oral sex with his bass..." HAHAHA. more loveline things just to make little old me laugh. you really need to hear it. really. it's death-funny. (nothing. i repeat, nothing, is funny about death. so why did i say that? shrugs)
  
  quatro) "What do I get for shutting up Peter Wentz?" Mal's Denali. Meg's umbrellas. Woof. (no, no. that's a lie.) Something grand, though. from me, and i don't know who else. mostly just me.
  
  cinco)"And probably something gay too.." Excellent way to end the chapter. my humor does not compete with yours, my dear. you're eleven times funnier. and since 11 is my new-found favorite number (i'm trying to break myself of my hate for prime numbers), that's a lot of times funnier than me.
  
  good greif. (OXYMORON!) i love this story. really. i hope you know how freaking (i just said freaking!) good this story is. it makes me...impressed. thank you for being talented, and writing a story that's different and unexpected. i'm proud to be a fellow member of the DoJ.

  Author's response

  Well, I WANT Woof. At least a pic of Woof? Please.
  Thanks for the praise. However, this story has drained pretty much everything out of me that I once had. That sounds disgusting. So be it.
  I´m glad you´re in the DoJ. Sorry that I´m just gonna give you a lame THANK YOU for this plonk-warming review. :)

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