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Great, greater, Greta
8 reviewsYeah... So I´ve been thinking this story could use a little Greta.
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The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) imogen993 2006-11-08
Oh my god. Funnyy.
Greta a lesbian, I really don't think thats been done before. x] Thats hilarious. I love this story more than a fat kid loves butterfingers. =]Author's response
Yup, I hope this earns me another "hot" rating point from pixied. (But maybe not because I was trying too hard.) Cool. Wait... Are you calling Evie a fat kid? Just kidding. ;)The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) LOVELA 2006-11-08
You caught me off guard with the Greta lesbianic encounter. I laughed out loud and my eyes watered causing me need to reapply my eyeliner. Good Job!Author's response
Rules for reading FrostedGlass´s stories when she´s trying to be funny:
1.) Wear diapers. (pixied_secrets)
2.) Don´t drink any tea. (whatkatydid)
3.) Wear waterproof eyeliner. (LOVELA)
Glad I could smudge your make-up. ;) Thanks for you nice reviews!The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) moocow 2006-11-08
yeah... about your car...Author's response
Yeah? I´m listening... I´ve also noticed hoof prints on the backseat. Care to explain that to me?The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-08
L.M.F.A.O.
There's a reason you're in my new updated Profile - in my defen'c'e I'd like to add that Greta was only mentioned in fic and not ACTUALLY in it. rolls eyes LOL
I love. In a non-lesbionic way.
sighsAuthor's response
That update profile of yours - it´s plonktacular! I gotta check out the stories you mention that I haven´t read yet. Hopefully I´ll find the time soon. (Right now I´m totally tangled up in "Channel Hopping". It fascinates me.) You´re right about "your" Greta but when I wrote this chapter I wasn´t aware that Patrick had just made up the whole story. Plus, I think it was something new to do. ;) Plonkerness! :) About the lesbionic way: Maybe in a parallel universe, Katy, maybe in a parallel universe. winks (I should have gone easy on the plonk.) I hope you update soon. All of your stories. "END OF." ;)The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-08
just so you understand where i'm at with this chapter- i almost laughed as hard with this as i did with "Group Therapy". greta as a lesbian skank? hahaha. and sheena being mistaken for a lesbian? that's top-quality humor, and i loved every word of it.
and the footnotes in this chapter made me want to drink milk just so i could shoot it out of my nose. that's a visual you probably didn't want and/or need...Author's response
Well, I´m pleased to read that this chapter could live up to (almost) stain-causing effects. I kinda had a feeling that you´d appreciate this fresh new circumstance. ;) Right now I´m totally in love with my English classes again which is my I can´t help but ponder upon this beautiful language (footnotes in this chapter). If I ever could make babies with a concept, it´d be the English language. (I bet that bitch would be amazing in bed, given the fact that she´s been all around the world already.)The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) CodeWordLove 2006-11-08
Poor sheena...you aren't making her a lesbian in this universe are you? Oh well as long as you keep writing cuz it's getting better which is actually strange because I thought it was pretty much the best thing flippin ever. Well this time I'm going to say it in french: aimez-le.Author's response
Nah, even though I´ve given it a thought or two. Men just don´t seem to be working for her too well, ya know. I´m glad I can still entertain you because every now and then I worry how I´ll outdo or at least maintain the previous standard with the newest chapter. My French is a bit rusty so just imagine this with a French accent: I certainly wouldn´t put so much effort into this story if it wasn´t for your constant supportive reviews! :)The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) luckysgc921 2006-11-08
snicker
a) Greta-at first I thought it was Hush Sound Greta which made me happy. and then it was just giggle-worthy. 'cause thats happened to me.
b) Poor Sheena. maybe Andy isn't all that he's cracked up to be.
c) I swear I read the last sentence originally "and he has a taste for blow" which made me go "THAT explains everything". then I re-read it.
fabulous chapter again. :)Author's response
Actually I haven´t even listened to the Hush Sound yet. (Appalling, I know. It´s just that you hear absolutely nothing about bands like that in Austria. Neither do you hear from Gym Class Heros or Cobra Starship. And not really about FOB either, for that matter. Well, thank God for the internet.) Keep your eyes out for the next chapter in which Andy suggests a new practice in bed to Sheena. ;) The possibility of having Sheena be a lesbian PLUS gay Peter? I think the universe just couldn´t be parallel enough for that... ;) Thank you, sugar.The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-11-13
Pete and his overprocessed sugar crap. OK, I have to admit that I love Skittles. I mean, who doesn't? THEY EVEN HAVE ICE CREAM FLAVORED SKITTLES!Author's response
I have this running gag going on with a pal of mine about calling them Shittles. It´s disgusting and not funny really. Also, I don´t really have a pal.
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