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The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) moocow 2006-11-13
jesus christ
bondage is just creepy when you think of andy now.
hahaha
thank you for making my dreams just that more creepy.
-shutters-Author's response
You are welcome. If you shutter, do we get milkshake? Sorreeeeee...The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) thexrealxme 2006-11-13
i dont like andy anymore -- hes freakin me out. now i want sheena to end up with patrick in BOTH versions -- make sheena and patrick have sex! NOW!Author's response
Ha ha. Patrick´s on a date... I think.The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) LOVELA 2006-11-13
Alright, Sheena really needs to talk to Andy about this whole S&M thing...even though it is too funny.
Also, this parallel universe it getting drama filled! That's great and sad all at the same time. Why? Because if Sheena can't have all that she wants and more in this parallel universe, what is there left for us random psychos that wish for it everyday?!
We are all screwed. Or maybe it's just me, and I need to get a life. O'well. Great job!Author's response
I agree. And again, I agree. It´s like I create a parallel universe for that twerp and she still keeps screwing up. I´m NOT gonna create a whole new planet just so Ms. SOS can have another go, I can tell you that much. Thanksies! :)The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) luckysgc921 2006-11-13
old prodigy=amazing.
..andy is reallllllly starting to freak me out. lol.
also: its a sad truth relationships between vegans and non-veggie peoples don't usually work out real well unless the vegan is comfortable with other people eating meat. (ex: my best friend almost puking when her ex ate a slice of bacon)Author's response
Yeah, s´good. Has nothing on "Get ready for this" though. I almost feel bad for portraying him this way. But I also ALMOST just didn´t eat that chocolate bar so it really doesn´t mean anything. I can see that. It´s kinda like Christians and Muslims. Christians also don´t like it when the person they´re with eats Muslims. (I think I deserve 27 for this comment, Crystal.)The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) bandgeekfreak 2006-11-13
Billie Joe? Where the hell did he come from? See! I told you bad things happen when Green Day comes around!Author's response
Yes. Or "when I come around". Help, I can´t stop. Thanks for checking up on this piece of crap.The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) CodeWordLove 2006-11-13
Andy and sheena sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I...Oh crap sheena fell out of the damn tree hehe that was just to easy but I love your story so yeah keep it upAuthor's response
Yeah, Sheena´s a clumser (that´s the noun to "clumsy", at least now). You´re still in my heart. (Just don´t hurt yourself with the spiky objects in there.)The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-13
okay, to make a long story semi-short, i had a conversation today with my roommate about how he wanted to teach his dog to attack using the words "smack my bitch up" as code for "go for his throat and tear his ass up". i'm thinking that story is one of those "you had to be there" type things, but oh well. i laughed really hard.
and this bondage fetish thing is fucking hilarious. Division of Joy hi5. Oh, and tell your boyfriend that we enjoy our automatic cars, and we enjoy driving like assholes. we even dedicated a whole state to nurturing bad drivers (california)Author's response
God, her again... ;) Alright, I guess this kinda qualifies me for 29 then?! Yeah, the bondage fetish this is seriously getting over the top. If this was my story I´d consider emergency slaughter. But, like I said before, I do have a ghost writer (or rather, split personality). You mean IF my boyfriend´s still talking to me after I spent more time on ficwad than in reality. (Ach, is that a David Bowie song?)The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-13
and i do realize that the before mentioned driving thing should have been reviewed on the original Bass Files, but i want to post it here because i'm strange. ha.
oh, and i'm doing a fundraiser right now to collect money to make said shirts. i will be selling them in mass quantities, because apparently you aren't the only shitty girlfriend alive. i'm going to have to pay extra for another screening that reads "ex-girlfriend that gets shit on" just to cover all of my bases.Author's response
30. Don´t forget to count. rolls eyes Or Count von Count will bite your head off. I´m not the only shitty girlfriend? looks at the usernames on FOB ficwad Oh, I see... Cool and with the money from those t-shirts you can go on and produce the Division of Joy ones. I want XL because the longer the Bass Files become, the tighter my clothes get (goddamn addictive chocolate bars).The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-14
AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Does that sufficiently cover the quanitity of laughing my lips commiitted whilst reading this???
I have loads of things I need to get in on, firstly - i want one of these T-Shirts. ( even though I know nothing about it, they sound so exciting and I'm easily easily easily pleased......I leave that thought with you. )
Also, KERPLONK???? You are a legend, I swear, you got like the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory with that one so go order your XL shirt.
Did you get my email?Author's response
Well, I´m glad Sheena´s bad luck keeps you entertained. (Sheena wished Andy was easily easily easily pleased as well.) Ha ha, that was awesome. :) Yes, I did and I will reply as soon as I´ve actually gotten my school work done. I know. I´m being incredibly un-DoJ-y. :(The Bass Files: Parallel Universe
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-14
throws a rating at you
hope it doesn't hurtAuthor's response
Oh please. You just wanted to have 100th review on here and since you didn´t have anything plonk-worthy left to say you threw a rating point at me. And OUCH, WOMAN! See ya in e-mail land. :)
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