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II. A guy's trash is the mirror of his soul
13 reviewsThe human Hat Rack and Boy Vegan join the fun and A. proves to be even more strange than Crystal.
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This looks like a job for A.
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-30
"Il gatto é sotto la poltrona," Andy piped up......Vegan boy just said that??
honestly. I can't tell you all the funny bits because it was ALL funny.
Especially Alex - I mean A. just ignoring Pete. Ha! and the gay comments! that was funny too! Oh and how A. thought P was the other A. yeah that too...Oo oo! and Patrick asking for food....
sighs
The cat thing was the best though.....Did Mr Meatball find a new home...hey! Woof and Mr Meatball should date.
Ow, my sinuses......I'm going.Author's response
Well, I was hoping there's people who know what this means. Ha, my wife is pretty smart, you losers...
Ja, that's cos A. is not actually a fan, she's primarily a business woman. It's a dog-eat-whatever it can find lying around on the ground world out there. Mr. Meatball has already made Woof's acquaintance. Since they're not dogs, though, the ass sniffing was minimal.This looks like a job for A.
(#) whatkatydid 2006-11-30
oh fiddle - now I only have 2 ratings left... You're very sneaky....Author's response
Ok, this is a really lame excuse for a curse. I think even the Teletubbies would laught at you for it.This looks like a job for A.
(#) bandgeekfreak 2006-11-30
Mahaha! I like this story....Author's response
I heard everybody's voice cut out when you laughed and I watched all the lights go dim when... the hair-dryer fell into the bathtub. Hm, this didn't come out as romantic as it was supposed to be.This looks like a job for A.
(#) luckysgc921 2006-11-30
a copy of E-Bass for Dummies (with a dedication that read "I'm not giving up just yet - Patrick")
ok...see that there made my LIFE. Pete truly is one of the most mediocre bassists on the planet. sighAuthor's response
Well, I don't know about that (because I don't actually know what Pete is really capable of doing on the bass... or with his tongue sliding down the bass) but let's just say that FOB bass lines aren't hard. I mean even I can learn them quite fast.
And, in contrast to Pete, I use my copy of E-Bass for Dummies a lot. It's under one of the legs of my table to prevent it from rocking.This looks like a job for A.
(#) Frenchie189 2006-11-30
Hehe, I love it.. 'Your so homosexual Andy.' :) Update?Author's response
Thanks for laughing at my lame gay jokes. Makes me less ashamed to have used them. I will update soon. P.S.: You're gay... because I made you laugh. ;)This looks like a job for A.
(#) MusicxisxHearts 2006-11-30
And things just keep getting better and better. Hmm...maybe I could be some random person walking their dog? Or a psychiatrist (bad spelling) at the looney bin?Author's response
I'll try to think of something but A. will be invited into Pete's house soon which will restrict the characters even more. We'll see... I hope you're not suggesting that A. is insane? copies a woodchuck and sings "Freude schöner Götterfunken"This looks like a job for A.
(#) patrickdance4me 2006-11-30
haha i was just about to write a review and both of my dogs started barking and scared the shit outta me... anyways. love it.Author's response
Maybe they have allergic reactions to my bad fan fiction? Send me the vet bill.This looks like a job for A.
(#) pixied_secrets 2006-11-30
my eyes hurt so bad. thank you for making them smile. i was expecting a translation as a footnote because i am the only member of DoJ that doesn't know any foreign language. unless emma doesn't either. hmm, we should ask her so i don't feel like such an outcast.
anyway,looking daggers maybe change to "shooting daggers". just a suggestion.
have i told you lately that i love you? or that i quote shitty music when i'm sad?
oh, and as you read this i have made my final decision: i'm staying. i won't be lonley as long as i have the DoJ. if any of you losers decide to get lives and stop using the internet i'm fucked though. so don't be a loser. or be a loser. depends on how you look at it, i suppose.Author's response
Andy's Italian will be translated in the beginning of chapter III, don't worry. It turns out Emma knows a bit of... drum roll German. How could anyone deny she was created by an angel and a devil and sent to Earth to become my Mistress? It's just perfect.
Alright, Crystal. Well, I can promise you I won't get a life. It only gets in the way of writing and reading fan fic and generally not having a life.This looks like a job for A.
(#) duckapple 2006-11-30
Nothing can protect you from the baby making.Author's response
Well, under these circumstances come to Dr. Alex's office tomorrow between 5 and 6 PM and we'll see to it.This looks like a job for A.
(#) howshesews 2006-12-02
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
why is that my review for you everytime i leave a review?
probably because you're the queen of funny...(maybe even ficwad...WOAH!)
anyway, this is cracking me up, alex. seriously. the girl is digging through his trash, and they're just talking to her...incredibl. i'm laughing. really, still. i just can't stop. maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's 2 15. not p.m.
anyway, i haven't talked to you in awhile, but i know you're with bart, so it's okay.
please continue this. it's alex-y greatness. very alex-esque.
(i can make your name a prefix or a suffix. you pick.)
peace, alex. please write more...for me??
please???Author's response
Not only are you so pretty it borders on a crime (I really should have been born a guy), you're also so cute that it makes sense that there's been no legal prosecution for you yet. :)
I think my name should be both, with "Alex" as a stem too. I'll update on Monday!
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