Categories > Original > Drama > Well now, I think I'll start a weird not so private diary! OH LOOK! I DID! UH-OH SPAGETTY-O!!!!!

Fried eggs and toaster bagels

by lizards_love 0 reviews

With creamy cheese

Category: Drama - Rating: G - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Sci-fi - Warnings: [?] [R] [Y] - Published: 2007-01-08 - Updated: 2007-01-08 - 138 words

-1TrainWreck
Well, Here i am, sitting in my school library, when all of a sudden BAM! These two annoying boys sit next to me. They wont shut up! Ones named dushbag, and ones name fucktard. They are beings from alternate universe, who enjoy rape and sexual violence, and child/underage sex. (see warnings) Their story is filled with actiona and adventure, angst, a crossover, drama, Erotica, fantasy, horror, humor, Parody, sci-fi, and, of course, ROMANCE!!!!!! They told me their heart-felt stories while I tried (and failed) To drown them out by doing the secret trurkey dance on a thursday full moon, while wearing a sombereo and drinking an appletini.


Guess what! I made all that up so that these annoying people would seem more interesting.


~later
Skater~

p.s they're actually pretty cool. and their not all that annoying.
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