Categories > Original > Drama > Well now, I think I'll start a weird not so private diary! OH LOOK! I DID! UH-OH SPAGETTY-O!!!!!
So I was eating this candy bar, right? And then dushbag and fucktard started telling meanother story. So i tried drowning them out with the secret....You know....And it didnt work, so i desided to swich the turky dance to the surf and turf, thursday to montueswedthursfrisatsunday, the full moon to a solar eclipse, The sombrero to a loin cloth, and the appletini to a bucket of plasma. And you know what? They imploded in space while fighting the easter fetus in outer space! It was so cool! I wish you could a been there, with the thing and the stuff and the people and the implosion....and the thing...and the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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