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1 reviewA POTTY MOUTHED HIPPO AND A POOFIE DOG WORK TOGETHER ON A CONCERT PLEASE R&R
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YO PEEPS!!!!
THIS IS RANDOM I KNOW BUT I WAS BORED AND THINKIN ABOUT THE DANCING HIPPO SO HERE WE GO PRAMS!!!!!!!!!!
HIPPO:(IN A DEEP SOULFUL VOICE) HEY SHITTY DOGGY THING HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE OUR NEXT GIG
DOG THING:(IN A GAY GIRLIE-BOY VOICE) EM ABOUT SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTES SIR
HIPPO:SHIT THATS ABSOLUTE RUBBISH I WANNA SING NOW
DOG THING: WELL I COULD SEE IF THEY COULD MOVE IT CLOSER.
THE DOG THING RAN OFF WITH ITS LIMP LITTLE WRISTS FLAPPING AWAY. THE HIPPO STUCK OUT A LEG FROM WHERE IT WAS LYING AND THE DOG THING WENT FLYING ACROSS THE FLOOR.
DOG THING:OWWIE :(
IT GOT UP AND LOOKED AT ITS HAND, IT HAD BEEN GRAZED AND WAS BLEEDING
DOG THING: WAAWAWAWWWAAAAAAAAAA! I WANT MY MUMMY WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
HIPPO: OH SHUT UP YOU LITTLE POOF!! GO AND GET THIS FUCKING GIG MOVED FORWARD OR ILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE ITS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
DOG THING:OOOOH IS THAT A PROMISE OR A THREAT
HE LICKED HIS LIPS SEDUCTIVELY
HIPPO: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU POOF
THE DOG THING RAN OFF SNIFFING AND PATTINF HIS HANDS LIKE A RETARD TO FIND HIS AGENT
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? PLEASE R&R CHAPTER 2 THE CONCERT COMING SOON PS I DONT OWN THE HIPPO
THE HIPPO IS A LIVING LEGEND!!!
PRAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS RANDOM I KNOW BUT I WAS BORED AND THINKIN ABOUT THE DANCING HIPPO SO HERE WE GO PRAMS!!!!!!!!!!
HIPPO:(IN A DEEP SOULFUL VOICE) HEY SHITTY DOGGY THING HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE OUR NEXT GIG
DOG THING:(IN A GAY GIRLIE-BOY VOICE) EM ABOUT SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTES SIR
HIPPO:SHIT THATS ABSOLUTE RUBBISH I WANNA SING NOW
DOG THING: WELL I COULD SEE IF THEY COULD MOVE IT CLOSER.
THE DOG THING RAN OFF WITH ITS LIMP LITTLE WRISTS FLAPPING AWAY. THE HIPPO STUCK OUT A LEG FROM WHERE IT WAS LYING AND THE DOG THING WENT FLYING ACROSS THE FLOOR.
DOG THING:OWWIE :(
IT GOT UP AND LOOKED AT ITS HAND, IT HAD BEEN GRAZED AND WAS BLEEDING
DOG THING: WAAWAWAWWWAAAAAAAAAA! I WANT MY MUMMY WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
HIPPO: OH SHUT UP YOU LITTLE POOF!! GO AND GET THIS FUCKING GIG MOVED FORWARD OR ILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE ITS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
DOG THING:OOOOH IS THAT A PROMISE OR A THREAT
HE LICKED HIS LIPS SEDUCTIVELY
HIPPO: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU POOF
THE DOG THING RAN OFF SNIFFING AND PATTINF HIS HANDS LIKE A RETARD TO FIND HIS AGENT
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? PLEASE R&R CHAPTER 2 THE CONCERT COMING SOON PS I DONT OWN THE HIPPO
THE HIPPO IS A LIVING LEGEND!!!
PRAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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